WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT NOW
Tyler The Creator & A$AP Rocky Lyrics

I'm not crazy, I'm a fuck, oh shit!
I may not be mentally stable, but I'm wild and unpredictable.

Floopy goober, motherfucker, floopy fuckin' goober
I'm a weird, unique individual who doesn't fit into societal norms.

They ain't ready for what we 'bout to bring back!
People are unprepared for the resurgence of our style and talent.

They ain't ready for Tyler with the green hat!
People aren't prepared for Tyler, in his iconic green hat, to make a statement.

They ain't ready for the Wang$ap, niggas!
People aren't prepared for the collaboration between Tyler and ASAP Rocky (Wang$ap).

Fuck is niggas talkin' 'bout, nigga?
I don't care about what others have to say, especially if it's negative.

We gon' die legends!
We will be remembered as iconic figures even after we're gone.

I hope you stackin'
I hope you're accumulating wealth.

I hope you puttin' some money to the side, my nigga and payin' your taxes
I hope you're saving money and responsibly fulfilling your financial obligations.

I hope you not incriminatin' you and your niggas on songs with you trappin'
I hope you're not confessing to illegal activities and putting yourself and your friends at risk in your songs.

I hope you dressin' yourself and not followin' niggas opinions on fashion
I hope you're expressing your own unique style and not blindly following others' fashion trends.

I hope them cars that you drivin' ain't rented just to get some comments on 'Gram
I hope the cars you're driving actually belong to you and you're not just borrowing them for social media validation.

Oh shit, they are because you're not the man
Oh, it turns out the cars you're flaunting actually aren't yours, which just proves you're not as important as you think you are.

Low self-esteem, hide it in Lean, Xan every meal
You have low self-esteem and try to mask it by consuming drugs like codeine and Xanax regularly.

You fuckin' weak and you robbin' your plug?
You're weak and resorting to stealing from your drug supplier?

You ain't got no plan, but I'm not here to judge
You lack direction and a solid plan, but I won't criticize you for it.

'Cause apparently you're doin' your thing
Despite your lack of direction, you seem to be doing something worthwhile in your own way.

(Talk your shit, Young Nigga!)
(Express your thoughts confidently and boldly, young man!)

I know they see me
I'm aware that people are aware of my presence and success.

Your pants got a flood, a little bit Katrina
Your pants are too short and resemble the flood caused by Hurricane Katrina.

Oh you wearin' Vans and Supreme this season?
Are you wearing Vans and Supreme because they're trendy this season?

Stop lyin' to yourself, nigga, me the reason
Stop deceiving yourself, the real reason for your style choices is my influence.

A little goonie with some nice sounds
I'm a misfit with unique and pleasant musical talents.

This little groupie want the pipe now
This enthusiastic fan wants to engage in a sexual encounter.

Yeah, she eatin' coochie, kinda dyke now
Yes, she's engaging in same-sex relationships and somewhat identifies as a lesbian now.

Got a new dirt bike, wow
I recently acquired a new dirt bike, which is exciting.

And it match the go-kart, go SKRRT now (Talk your shit!)
And it matches my go-kart, which adds to the overall excitement and confidence.

I really want the La Ferrari, but shit
I genuinely desire a La Ferrari, but the circumstances prevent me from acquiring one.

Can't you lower the price down?
Can't you reduce the price of the La Ferrari so that I can afford it?

'Cause I'm not one
Because I'm not one to conform and follow the usual paths.

When it come to a vision, I ain't got one
When it comes to having a specific goal or vision, I don't have one.

Rolling Stone never gave me a cover so
The magazine Rolling Stone has never featured me on their cover, and that's why...

Umm, so I shot one
So I took matters into my own hands and created my own cover.

I ain't do college, I said fuck them lessons
I didn't attend college and rejected the traditional lessons and education.

I ain't join no gang, I said fuck them weapons
I didn't become part of a gang and rejected the idea of using weapons.

Grabbed the keyboard, Clancy crossed my path
I chose to embrace music and pursue it seriously, thanks to the influence of Clancy.

Cashed my first check and said fuck depression, nigga
When I received my first paycheck, I decided to overcome my depression and not let it control me.

Nigga what you scared for?
Why are you so afraid?

Everybody lean, everybody gang know
Everyone is leaning towards drug use and acting tough as part of their gang image.

Nigga you a new slave, I'm an old one
You're a modern form of slave to society, while I embody the rebellious spirit of old slaves.

Thanks to Ben Yang, still walk around with chains on, like
Thanks to the support of Ben Yang, I continue to wear chains around my neck as a symbol of my freedom and success.

You ain't seen no shit like mine
You haven't witnessed anything as unique and extraordinary as what I bring.

You ain't seen no dick like mine
You haven't encountered anyone with as much talent and greatness as I possess.

(Naaaah, pause)
(No, wait a minute, let's pause for a moment.)

What the fuck right now?
What the hell is happening at this very moment?

Tell you dickheads I'mma go nuts
Let me inform you, foolish individuals, that I will go crazy and achieve great success.

Niggas told me to grow up
People advised me to become more mature and responsible.

So I matured to a V10
So I developed and upgraded myself to a higher level of performance and power, like a V10 engine.

I'm in a vacant lot doin' donuts
I'm in an empty space, spinning my car in circles to display my recklessness and skill.

There go my ego, leggo my Eggo
There goes my inflated sense of self, let go of it like one would let go of an Eggo waffle.

Never sip syrup, shout my nigga Scoobie
I never consume cough syrup with codeine, I just want to acknowledge my friend Scoobie.

Y'all don't want beef, let us know he can eat that bread
You don't desire conflict, so if you want peace, inform us and we'll continue focusing on making money.

'Cause he pushin' that mayo, fuego
Because he's promoting his own brand ('mayonnaise') with great success and popularity.

Respect when you see him
Show respect when you encounter him.

Boy, last album was a musical museum
My previous album was an artistic masterpiece and a testament to my musical abilities.

Somethin' always lost with you niggas like Liam
There's always something missing or lacking when it comes to you guys, just like the character Liam Neeson often portrays.

Neeson, boy, you better run
Neeson, boy, you should run away from me and my talents.

Here I come, snortin' glitter, portrait pictures
I'm approaching, creating a glamorous and flashy impression, capturing attention like a portrait.

I don't run with many 'cause their walk is bitter
I don't associate with many people because their behavior and attitudes are negative and resentful.

Niggas mad at T
People are angry or jealous of me (referring to Tyler).

Where the tall freckled white boys at? 'Cause I don't fuck with niggas
Where are the unique and interesting white boys? I choose not to associate with ordinary people.

That's not my homie, that's not my woadie
That person is not my friend or trusted companion.

That's not my team, nigga, they bench-warmers
They're not part of my trusted circle or team, they're just people who ride the sidelines.

I am a stormer, I am a trooper
I am a force to be reckoned with, resilient and determined.

I am a cooper, bitter loss, as soon as I moved it
I am a cooperative and supportive person, even in the face of failure or setbacks.

I run the business
I'm in control and responsible for managing the operations.

I do not got time for niggas' opinions
I don't have time to entertain or value the opinions of others.

They fuckin' stupid, don't need 'em, don't want 'em
They're incredibly foolish, and I don't need or want them in my life.

I drop 'em, they're dead weight, them niggas useless
I let go of them, as they hold me back and offer no value or usefulness.

Neck heavy like mothafuckin' bad news
My neck is adorned with heavy jewelry, representing negative headlines or situations.

Thanks to Ben Baller, walkin' with a hunchback
Thanks to Ben Baller (jewelry designer), I'm walking with a slight hunch due to the weight of my chains.

I got a new white one that I worked hard for
I obtained a new expensive piece of jewelry that I earned through my hard work and success.

So the doors on my car doin' jump jacks
As I drive my car, the doors (which open in a unique way) resemble the movement of doing jump jacks.

My big bro Frankie got a Porsche
My older brother Frankie owns a Porsche.

My little brother Taco got a Beemer
My younger brother Taco owns a BMW.

If you see 'em around me, they eatin'
If you see them in my presence, it means they're doing well financially.

We all good, it's like FEMA
We're all in a good place financially and emotionally, similar to how FEMA provides assistance after disasters.

But of course
But that's expected and not surprising.

Get money, nigga! Get money!
Focus on accumulating wealth and success!

All you funny lookin' niggas back the fuck up!
All you unattractive and strange individuals need to step back!

I wanted to add this
I felt compelled to include this statement.

I sit in room with a to do list
I spend time alone, organizing my tasks and goals.

Proceed to do and play acoustics, you
I continue to take action and showcase my musical abilities, while you...

Sit around and look at me feelin' foolish
You sit idly by, observing me and feeling foolish in comparison.

Rollin' up and make excuses, fuck it
You roll up your drugs while making excuses for your lack of progress, but I simply don't care.

Fuck them niggas!
I don't care about those individuals!

Aye man, aye man!
Hey man, hey man!

Aye I just got one mothafuckin' question
Hey, I have a single important question to ask.

Why the fuck these niggas wanna look like me now?
Why do these people suddenly want to imitate my style and appearance?

Why the fuck these hoes wanna fuck a nigga like you now?
Why do these women suddenly desire to have sexual encounters with someone like you?

Why the fuck these niggas frontin' like niggas ain't been invented the swag they runnin' with?
Why are these people pretending as if they weren't influenced by the original creators of the stylish image they're trying to portray?

Why the fuck is niggas actin' like niggas ain't the originators of this shit?
Why are these people acting as if they weren't the original influencers of this particular style or trend?

Man I tell these niggas they can die and suck a dick!
I confidently inform these people that they can go to hell and perform a sexual act.

How was that? Cool?
What do you think of my explanation? Is it cool?