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Tyler the Creator Lyrics

Uh, addicts arise, when I arrive
Addicts wake up when I show up

In this cracked crack fag back slab in disguise
I'm in a really run-down car trying to hide my sexuality

Fat sack of knives in the passenger side, bitch
There's a bag of knives in the passenger seat

Reach for the door, get your access denied
Don't try to open the door

I'm not an asshole I just don't give a fuck a lot
I'm not really mean-spirited, I just don't care about a lot of things

The only time I do is when a bitch is screaming, "Tyler, stop"
The only time I care is when someone is yelling at me to stop

The big bad wolf to me you're just a minor fox
I'm bigger and scarier than you

Red riding is getting some of this wolfly odder cock
Red Riding Hood is going to have sex with me, the big bad wolf

We the niggas you scared of, like bad dentists
You're afraid of us like you're afraid of a bad dentist

Flow is anthemic, dirty like it's plants in it
My rap is infectious and dirty like a contaminated plant

Sick, spit a pandemic, crack and cancer mixed with cannabis
My rap will spread like a sickness, a mixture of drugs and disease

To have a bitch, ready to stab a clit with some glass and shit
I want a woman to be so crazy that she'd be willing to hurt herself

Your whole gang will be diminished, Bunch got the Brady's in it
Your group of friends will be destroyed, while my group has structure and organization

Spit sick shit like my saliva got the rabies in it
I rap really well, like I have a disease that makes me go crazy

Fuck rap, I'll be a landlord so I can rape the tenants daughter
I don't even care about music, I want to be in real estate so I can rape someone's daughter

Leave my house with a new stomach, and a baby in it
The woman I rape will have my baby

Face it, me and Ace's is sick like malaria carriers
My friend Ace and I are really messed up, like we have malaria

Jim Carrey her to the cemetery to bury her
I'll kill a woman and bury her in the cemetery

Listen busters, scarier when I finger fuck her
It's even scarier when I have sex with her with my fingers

After I dig her up and then eat her out with a bit of mustard
Then I'll dig up her corpse and perform oral sex on it with mustard

Took karate, mommy told me, "Tyler toughen up"
My mom made me take karate to toughen me up

Rihanna haircut, somebody tell Chris Brown to fuck me up
I got a haircut like Rihanna, someone should beat me up like Chris Brown did

Had to teach the bitch manners, now I gotta learn her
I had to teach a woman how to behave, now I have to learn from her

I'll beat the fuck out your bitch anonymous, Ike Turner
I'll beat up someone's girlfriend so badly they'll be like Ike Turner

Over, sloppy seconds is my preference
I prefer to have sex with someone after someone else has

Except for when I'm feeding on the flesh of a pedestrian
Unless I'm eating a person's flesh

Nessy loch monster stop Will he though? Probably not
Even if I say I'll stop, I probably won't

Silly hoes lick my balls like FIFA lollipops
Women who have sex with me are foolish and do things like lick my testicles

Get the certain tingle, eating Haagen Dazs
I get a certain feeling when I eat Haagen Dazs ice cream

With some soccer moms where they like to fucking sit and mingle
I like to hang out with soccer moms and have sex

Watch an Animal Planet document on the Eagles
I watch nature documentaries about eagles

In the flyest '06 Supreme beanie, Sigel
I'm wearing a really cool Supreme hat

Your grind's feeble, I'm regal, really, I'm Willy Smith
You're not as good as me, I'm like Will Smith

I am Legend, a snicker dick in a vanilly chick
I feel like a star, having sex with a vanilla girl

Come take a stab at it faggot, I pre-ordered your casket
Come fight me, I already bought your coffin

This is known as a classic, yeah that chapped lips crack shit
This will be remembered as a classic, even the dirty, chapped-lips lyrics

Hat is always forest so the bitches call me Gump
I always wear a green hat so people compare me to the character Forrest Gump

But compliment her tits and then its off to hump her
But if I compliment her breasts, then we'll have sex

Fuck her in a Hummer while I rape her then I put her in a slumber
I'll have sex with her in a Hummer and then rape her, leaving her asleep

It's not a figure of speech when I tell you that I dumped her
I really did break up with her

Known narcissists, sipping on arsenic
We're both self-obsessed and drinking poison together

Carved carcasses in the garage, don't park in it
I carved up some bodies in the garage, so don't park your car there

Hard as finding retarded kids at Harvard
It's really difficult, like finding a disabled kid at Harvard University

It's Wolf Gang barking keep you up like car alarms and shit
Our music is like a car alarm, it's really loud and obnoxious

Over the edge, yeah I hide in a potato sack
I'm really crazy and I hide in strange places

'Cause I'm cold as ice like Anasia when she fucking Traq
I'm cold and unfeeling like the character Anastasia Steele from the movie Fifty Shades of Grey

I'm the type to put you down to bring myself up
I'll make fun of you to make myself look better

So when I rape a bitch I hold her down and get my best nut
When I rape a woman, I hold her down and have the best orgasm

The reincarnation of '98 Eminem
I'm like the rapper Eminem from 1998, reincarnated

60 Crip and Grizzly and some RMK Denim
I'm a member of a group named 60 Crip and Grizzly, and I wear RMK Denim jeans

Pay attention I'm stabbing your women friends, like a gentlemen
Watch out, I'm going to stab your female friends even though I'm being polite about it

Then dipping with the fucking pen to go sin again
After I write this rhyme, I'll go do something sinful

White girl, you can ask her what the dick be like
I had sex with a white girl and you can ask her what it was like

At monster madness doing drive by's on a fucking fixie bike
I'm at a crazy party and I'm doing drive-by shootings on a fixed gear bike

Fuck it moron, snorting Oxycontin, wearing cotton
I'm so reckless that I'm snorting prescription pills and wearing plain cotton clothes

Oxymoron like buff faggots playing sissy dykes
It's silly to be both buff and a homosexual, like someone pretending to be a feminine lesbian

This the shit that get cripple bitches to hop
My music is so good that it makes disabled women want to dance

Dirty crack pipes lit, bullshit to stop, halt
People smoke crack to escape from their problems

Boss broke, spouse choke, blouse open
I don't have money and my wife is suffocating, her shirt is open

Sly's little shop of horrors, now showing
My terrible life is like a horror show

I hate gays, gangbangers and fucking jerkers
I hate homosexuals, gang members, and people who masturbate

Unless it's gay gangbangers that's fucking jerkers
Unless it's homosexual gang members who are masturbating

Whoa yo, yo no homo, I'm not gay, faggot
I swear I'm not gay, even though I mentioned homosexuality earlier

Odd Future Wolf Gang, Wu-Tang banging in your system
My music group is called Odd Future Wolf Gang and we're influenced by the Wu-Tang Clan

Probably banging in your sister with my children swimming in her system
I'm likely having sex with your sister and my sperm is inside her body

Let me say this shit in slow-mo, homo
I'm calling you gay and I want you to understand this

You don't fucking skate, take off that box logo
You're not really a skateboarder, so stop pretending; take off your clothing with the skate brand logo on it