Steak Sauce
Tyler the Creator Lyrics

Rollin' in a golden Tacoma, the shit's stolen
I'm driving around in a fancy car that I stole

If that bitch tell on me, I'ma do a fuckin' drive-by in her colon
If someone rats me out, I'll shoot them in the butt

With my meat, gotta keep it obsolete
I have to stick to old-school beats

Like Chris Brown when Rhianna got her fuckin' ass beat
I need to use beats that were popular when Chris Brown assaulted Rhianna

Fuck Jeeves ask me for advice, if I'm not reading advice
I'm too busy looking for advice to give you any

I'm squatting down, picking cracker bitches scalp for some lice
I'm doing something unpleasant to white women

Everything that I write is dope because the pipe
I'm high on drugs when I write

And nope you can't have a hit unless you gimmie the light
If you want to collaborate, you have to smoke weed with me

We be burnin' dirty rocks with a light switch
We're smoking crack

Bitch nigga, you about as hard as a dikes clit
You're not tough at all

I'm goin' as hard ?
I'm going hard

After I bought a Sidekick and sent that fag some nice pics
I took some suggestive photos and sent them to someone I'm interested in

They say I try too goddamn hard
Some people say I'm trying too hard

No shit, I want a Grammy you damn retard
Of course I want a Grammy, idiot

You can't be great when you settle for flea bargain
You can't reach your full potential if you're settling for second best

Unless you're a thrift hipster bitch in a leotard
Unless you're one of those people who likes to wear second-hand clothes

Painless, Hodgy lost his motherfucking mind because the brain left
Hodgy has gone crazy because he's no longer using drugs

Wolf Gang got the ink on me now it's banged out
I got a tattoo from my crew and now it's healed

Box Logo hoodie, still haven't got the stains out
I'm still trying to get the stains out of my hoodie

Congress, ah yes, I'm fuckin' with the best blonds
I'm hanging out with some attractive blonde women

Um yes, I am now beating off to mom sex
I'm masturbating to videos of moms having sex

Raquel is wrestling a prom dress
Someone named Raquel is struggling to put on a prom dress

While me and Ray Charles have a fucking staring contest
I'm imagining myself having a staring contest with Ray Charles

Triple six kids got you motherfuck scared
People are scared of fans of the rap group Three Six Mafia

Could be worse, nigga that's absurd
Things could always be worse

Nigga I am at Pharrell's tryna butt fuck nerds
I'm hanging out with Pharrell and looking for nerds to have sex with

This just in, Tyler the Creator and Justin Bieber
Breaking news: Tyler the Creator and Justin Bieber are hanging out

Was just in the room flippin' Selena Gomez
They were talking about Selena Gomez

Go 'head, give some, pucker up
Go ahead and kiss me

I'll fuck her up until the kids come in, um
I'll have sex with her until someone interrupts us

After Tron Cat I got the rat shook and I ain't even have a hook
I made a successful song even though I didn't have a catchy hook

For the white kids to sing along
I didn't make music for white people

I don't wanna sing a song, fuck that
I don't want to sing and make music

Now cyber bully sissies on my little sisters Macbook
I'm bullying people online using my sister's computer

I got you niggas nervous like a pop
I'm making everyone nervous and uncomfortable

Tryna ask a virgin how a vegan daughter where the cock goes
You're asking the wrong person for advice about that

Wake up, wash ass, go and eat some Rosco's
I wake up, take a shower, and eat at Rosco's

Head back to the studio and munch up on some tacos
I go back to the studio and eat some tacos

When I was younger I was bitchin' in
When I was younger I was angry and complaining all the time

Now I'm coming quicker than the shit that's swimmin' in my sock hole
Now I'm more successful than ever

When them teeny boppers ain't around so Johnson and Johnson baby lotion
I use baby lotion to masturbate when nobody's looking

Beat on my Johnson till my cock swollen
I masturbate really hard

Stop sayin' sick shit it's kinda old
I'm tired of people criticizing my lyrics

I'm a fucking Herpe in a coma you're a common cold
I'm really important and you're not

Have you heard my brother verse on Llama?
Have you listened to my brother's verse on the song Llama?

When that nigga's home, me, him and Hodgy gonna take the game and
When my brother is back, we're going to win the game together

Get a stainless steel AK and aim it
We're going to get a gun and use it

To the fucking referees head and put his lifeless body
We're going to kill the referee

In a choke hold, uh-oh, these niggas is loco
We're going to strangle him, these guys are crazy

Best thing smokin' is all of the tobacco
The best thing right now is smoking

Still hard to be black well
It's still difficult to be black

Malcolm X would be proud this white bitch is getting black mailed
Someone is blackmailing a white woman and Malcolm X would approve of it

Blue wide cracker named Ginny, and skinny
There's a skinny, white girl named Ginny

And Obama wanted change, I threw a couple fucking pennies at him
I made fun of Obama for not doing enough to help people

Just a chip off the old block
I'm just like my father

Chipped tooth got some dick off my swole cock
I got oral sex with my chipped tooth

'Cause I bag bitches, she's a zip off the old lock
I have sex with women, and she reminds me of my previous partner

And that's just a logo on the center of that old box
That's just a logo on the center of the old TV

Oh stop, tryna be me, kids will go cop anything
Stop imitating me, people will buy anything with my name on it

That I put on from the gold watch to the boxers that I put on
People will buy anything I wear, from a gold watch to underwear

Probably 'cause I'm goin' harder than erect cock dick through a botox
I'm really successful because I work harder than anyone else

Oh shit, you're as hard as senior citizens dick
You're not tough at all

Oh fuck, don't slip break hips and pop backs
Be careful, you could hurt yourself

Show some respect to old chaps with my left fist
I'll punch you if you don't respect old people

'Cause I'm the next best spitting wreck that's left here
I'm the best rapper around

That's my ex bitch, heard she's my next bitch
I heard my old girlfriend will be my new girlfriend

Have you met her mouth? No? Oh that's my bestest
Just wait until you meet her, she's amazing

Bestie, and she gets beastie
She's my best friend, and she's very wild

And she's my favorite babysitter 'cause the children never exit
I like her because she babysits children but never has to actually take care of them

I was taught to act my shoe size, I'm eleven and a half
I was taught to be immature and act like a child

Cock the umbrella 'cause when I spit Seven on your ass
I'm going to attack you with my words

It's gonna be mid stage Coachella
It's going to be a big show

Shake fagot ass keep hatin'
Keep hating while I dance

But I work hard for the shit that I got
I earned everything I have

So I still fuck 2DopeBoyz and fuck Planet Earth
I don't care about anyone else except for myself