Jamba
Tyler The Creator Lyrics

Papa ain't call even though he saw me on TV, it's all good (fuck you)
My dad didn't contact me even though he saw me on TV, but I'm not bothered by it.

But now my balls, balls deep in this broad's jaws, swallow girl, it's just nutt
I am engaging in sexual activity with a woman, who is performing oral sex on me.

Bitches scared to let me smash on they ass
Women are afraid to have sex with me.

Yeah they heard I'm fuckin' nuts like the swag of a fag
People have heard that I'm crazy and weird, like a gay person's fashion sense.

Like me and Tekeli was gagging in the back of the cabin
Me and Tekeli were having a good time in the back of the cabin.

Camp floggnaw nigga you can tell by the badge
I am part of the Camp Flog Gnaw hip-hop collective.

(Pass me my inhaler)
I need my inhaler because I'm having trouble breathing.

I'm sick of hacking and coughing, I'm often this fucking awesome
I'm tired of coughing, but I'm usually amazing.

I'm animals, Noah's ark, and often just rapping nonsense
I'm wild and creative, sometimes rapping nonsense.

Four stories in my home like "what the fuck's an apartment?"
I have a large home, which is more like a mansion than an apartment.

Get shit popping like Peter's pores during puberty
I'm making things happen quickly, like a teenager's pores during puberty.

And take bets on how quick Tyler can reach maturity
People are placing bets on how soon I will mature.

Cussing out Siri like a waitress with no patience
I'm angry and frustrated, expressing it by swearing at Siri.

Oh, you want a tip bitch, well here's my dick for gratiturity, bitch
If you want a tip, here's my penis instead, you unappreciative person.

Shut em' down!
Stop everything!

Nigga shut em' down!
Stop everything!

I tumble crush on Hodgy's sluts, give money up then nutty, but
I have a crush on girls Hodgy is involved with, and give them money before leaving.

Professor nutty buddy clumpkin's petty when you touch his lunch
Someone named Professor Nutty Buddy Clumpkin is defensive when it comes to his lunch.

Like "what the fuck? I'm drunk as fuck," turn the fucking music up
I'm drunk and confused, turning the music up to cope.

So I can hear these stupid fucks, talk no walk, like you discussed
I want to listen to people who talk big but can't back it up, as we discussed earlier.

You talking too much, "who the fuck are you to us, uterus?"
You talk too much, and we don't even consider you a person of importance.

I put that on my pubes and nuts, if I don't begin moving up, I'm shooting up
I swear on my pubic hair and testicles that I will shoot up if I don't succeed.

You and her, crew on turf, new dessert
You and your crew are on our territory, which is a new challenge.

I can see the bitch in a nigga through his shirt
I can tell if someone is weak from looking at them.

I can smell the ho in the bitch flocking 'round my crew to flirt
I can tell if a woman is a prostitute by the way she flirts with my crew.

It's on your shoulder, lose the dirt, yeah, it's the movement first
You have something on your shoulder, remove it. The movement is more important than anything.

Fuck a human nurse, I'm ill, I use this earth to infuse the birth
I don't need a human nurse, I'll use the earth itself to help me heal and evolve.

Of my scrotum on the channel 10 news, my only motive is to skip to my Lou
I want my testicles to be on the news, and my only goal is to enjoy life and dance.

Get hip to the pew, you can drink piss and eat a dick in a few
Become aware of the church, or you can do something unpleasant instead.

The sickening view, a visual woos, I eat your ribs, I'm a wolf
The sight is disgusting, it makes me feel dizzy. I'm savage like a wolf, eating ribs.

Then meet your kids after school and give 'em drugs cause it's cool (fucker)
Later, I'll give your kids drugs because I think it's cool.

Hodgy, fuck this beat, nigga let's smoke weed
Hodgy, forget this beat - let's smoke marijuana.

That shit I need, be the shit that's green
I need weed, specifically the green kind.

a little purple and pink
It would be nice if the weed has a touch of purple and pink.

Get some swisher sweets, about three up, four more, then leave it be
Also, let's get some cigars, three initially and four more after. Then we should stop.

I got a eight I could face, I got a blunt flavored grape
I have an eighth of an ounce of weed that I can smoke myself, and a grape-flavored cigar.

I hate the grape I can taste it when I'm inhaling the vapes
I don't like the grape flavor of the cigar, especially when I inhale it.

You can smell us in places when we walk
People can smell the weed on us when we're walking around.

And our clothing is always covered in flakes
Our clothes always have marijuana residue on them.

Enough for two shake blunts and "what the fuck is this?"
There's enough leftover weed for two small cigars, but there's also an unknown substance mixed in.

I think this Mary is laced, my heart is beating at paces that Pacquiao can relate
I suspect the marijuana is mixed with something else, as my heart is beating fast like a boxer's.

I'm Fucking faded like gradient
I'm really high, like the gradient from light to dark.

Shit I'm stuck like the tape that's super glued
I'm so high that I feel stuck, like tape that's been glued too well.

To the center of Kelly price first waist
I'm stuck in the same way that tape is stuck to the center of Kelly Price's waist.

It's like my first date with Mrs. Mary, this shit is scary
This feels like the first time I smoked weed, and it's freaking me out.

The paranoia from this marijuana is very heavy, I'm lifted
The paranoia I'm experiencing from smoking this marijuana is strong, and I'm very high.

Fainted by my fifth hit, Lionel pass the sherm
I passed out after my fifth hit, so Lionel should pass me the PCP.

Let's use this Philly as a dipstick for this bath salt, you dipshit
Let's test the bath salt by using a Philly blunt as a dipstick, you idiot.

Come on my nigga you don't even smoke, you weak as fuck my nigga
You don't even smoke, so you're weak and inferior.

You do not smoke, no tux my nigga, you're as weak as f your butt my nigga
You're not a smoker, so you're as weak as your butt, my friend.

Oh mark ass nigga, come oh my god, bro here comes that weak ass nigga Samuel
Here comes Samuel, who is weak and uncool.

Shut em' down!
Stop everything!

Nigga shut em' down!
Stop everything!