MCs Can Kiss
Uffie Lyrics

I got somethin' mcs can kiss
I have something that mediocre rappers can't compete with

When i start to rap
When I begin to rhyme

I sta-sta-sta-sta-start l-li-like this
I stutter at the beginning of my rap

Now don't say don't say don't say this
Don't criticize this

It's a nice bum cheek
I have a great asset

You fucked with the wrong bitch
You messed with the wrong person

There's a battle over here
There's a competition over here

I don't care, i quit
I don't care, I'm giving up

'cause there's two kinds of mcs out there
There are two types of rappers out there

And frankly i don't give a fuck
Honestly, I don't care

You might be dope on the mic
You may be talented at rapping

But your music sucks
But your music is terrible

I'm an entertainer
I am a performer

Not a lyricist
I'm not primarily a writer of rhymes

I'm so far from all you cats out there
I'm very different from other rappers out there

If i get popular, i know that ain't fair
If I become famous, I know it's not fair

I've got 9 million plays and 1200 friends
My music has been played 9 million times and I have 1200 friends

Don't hate the player, man
Don't resent me, man

Hate the game
Dislike the rules of the game

I never forced anyone to listen to my music
I never made anyone listen to my music

Never sent a bulletin
Never sent out a message

Never posted shit
Never published anything

I'm a musical youth
I'm a youthful musician

And i rule the nation
I'm in charge of the music scene

Something is wrong with this generation
There's something wrong with the current younger generation

They just want to play games like gta
They only want to play video games like Grand Theft Auto

Eating some junk food
Eating unhealthy food

And smoke weed all day
And smoke marijuana all day

And when the freaks come out at night
When unconventional people appear at night

They're dancing hard
They're dancing vigorously

And they're getting high
And they're getting intoxicated

Guess who's making big bucks on this
Guess who's making a lot of money from this

Now for all the girls who got work out there
Now for all the hardworking women out there

I wanna see you wave your hands like you just don't care
I want you to wave your hands carelessly

You're looking all dressed up in those fancy clothes
You look fancy in those clothes

I got you dancing as the music goes
My music makes you dance

The club is spinning around
The club is rotating

To the cowbell sound
To the sound of a cowbell

So stomp your feet and shake the ground
So stomp your feet and make a noise

Make way for the ladies who are ready to play
Make way for the women who are ready to have fun

We're gonna party like it's saturday
We're going to party like it's a Saturday

Yeah uffie's going just a little higher
Yeah, Uffie is ascending slightly

Jump jump until you get tired
Jump as much as you want until you're tired

One for the ladies
Cheers to the women

Two for my dj
Cheers to my DJ

Three to get ready
Three to prepare

We've got to let the beat play
We have to let the music play

Four to the floor
A beat pattern commonly used in house music

You can kiss my ass
You can leave me alone

I'm the least working girl in show business
I'm the laziest woman in the entertainment industry

Yeah and i come home at 6
Yeah, and I come home at six

While you sleep, we don't quit
While you sleep, we continue to party

We still dance on the beat
We still dance to the music

I left school to early
I left school too soon

'cause i was on the rush
Because I was in a hurry

Of making my own dough
Of making my own money

Of doing my homework
Of completing my schoolwork

To travel the whole world
To travel around the world

To try all kinds of stuff
To experience many things

I even tried out to play the saxophone
I even attempted to play the saxophone

And you'll be the first one to hear how it sounds
And you will be the first one to listen to me playing