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Ugly Mac Beer Lyrics

So nasty that it's probably somewhat of a travesty having me
I'm so unique and talented that it's almost lamentable for others to even consider challenging me

Daily told the people "You can call me Your Majesty!"
I command respect and honor from my audience, addressed by calling me 'Your Majesty'

Keep your battery charged
Stay energized and motivated

You know it won't stick, yo
You know your offense won't work against me

And it's not his fault you kick slow
It's not my fault you're slow and unable to keep up with me

Should've let your trick 'ho chick hold your sick glow
You should have let your less-skilled partner handle the performance instead of trying to take on someone as talented as me

Plus nobody couldn't do nothin' once he let the brick go
After revealing my true talent, no one could stop me from succeeding

And you know I know that's a bunch of snow
I know that's all trash-talk and lies

The beat is so butter
The beat is so smooth and buttery, it complements my rap style perfectly

Peep the slow cutter
Listen carefully to the slow and precise flow of my rapping

As he utter the calm flow (Your mother)
That's the way I calmly deliver my raps amidst any situation or topic, even if it's an insult to my mother

Don't talk about my moms, yo
Don't even think of insulting or attacking my mother

Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow
I use variation of pace and rhythm in my rapping from time to time

Or vice versa
Or it could be the other way around

Whip up a slice of nice verse pie
I can effortlessly create a masterpiece of rapping

Hit it on the first try
I can create my masterpiece from the get-go without putting in any additional effort

Villain: the worst guy
I'm the bad guy, don't mess with me

Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat asses
I can easily detect and pick the best beats, just like how I can spot a pair of attractive women

Shots of the scotch from out of square shot glasses
I'm enjoying my drink in unconventional glasses while making music

And he won't stop 'til he got the masses
I won't quit until I have a huge audience to appreciate my music

And show 'em what they know not through flows of hot molasses
I'm going to educate my audience and enlighten them through the method and flow of my rapping

Do it like the robot to headspin to boogaloo
I perform a wide array of dance moves, showcasing my versatility and skills

Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-boo
It only took a few minutes for the average listener to become a fan of my music

It's ugly, like look at you
The music scene is ugly and all the imitators of my music are unattractive

It's a damn shame
It's lamentable how mediocre and unoriginal the other rappers are

Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name
Remember to capitalize and emphasize all letters when you spell my name

And you know it like a poet, like baby doll
Just like a poet or a loving baby doll, you can feel and appreciate the authenticity of my music

I bet she tried to say she gave me her all, she played ball
I had a woman who claimed to give me her 100% loyalty, but she was just pretending and never kept her promise

All bets off! The Villain got the dice rigged
Everything is on the line, and I'm confident that I'm going to win

And they say he accosted the man with the sliced wig
Some people accuse me of harassing a person with a balding head or bad hairpiece

Allegedly; the investigation is still ongoing
It's still under investigation and no proof has been found yet if I really accosted that man

In this pesky nation he gots the best con flowin'
Despite the chaos and dishonesty in this country, I have the best flow of beliefs and opinions

The pot doubles, now they really got troubles
The stakes and risks have doubled, leading to more challenges and problems to face

Madman never go *pop!* like snot bubbles
I'm a madman in music, never going to fade away like snot bubbles