Ultra Vomit is a death metal/goregrind/parodic band from Nantes, France. Th… Read Full Bio ↴Ultra Vomit is a death metal/goregrind/parodic band from Nantes, France. They have recorded a few demos and three albums, Kebabized at birth (2001), M. Patate (2004) and Objectif: Thunes (2008).

Their style and lyrics are totally crazy, generally inspired from cartoons or advertising. They have also made new versions of french famous children song like "Une souris verte" or "Bouba the little bear".

Objectif: Thunes's album features parodies from Immortal (Maïté Ravendark, Mountains of Maths), Joe Cocker (Morbid Cocker), Michel Delpech (Pour un mosh), etc.

Their singer also plays in Andréas et Nicolas.

Website : http://ultra.vomit.free.fr/ultravomit.htm

Les bonnes manières
Ultra vomit Lyrics

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Don't put your fingers in your nose !
Ne mets pas tes doigts dans ton nez !
Don't put your elbows on the table !
Ne mets pas tes coudes sur la table !
Before your come in, wash your feet !
Essuie tes pieds avant d'entrer !
Go help the granny cross the street !
Aide la mémé à traverser !

Respect !
Gentillesse...
Politesse...
Les bonnes manières !!!

Don't put your fingers in your nose !
Ne mets pas tes doigts dans ton nez !
Go help the granny cross the street !
Aide la mémé à traverser !

Zut !
Flûte !
Crotte !
Mercredi !
Bordel !
Dis donc !
Bon sang !
Nom d'une pipe en bois !
Nom d'une pipe en bois !

Écoute-moi bien toi qui réponds à ta mère,
On va t'apprendre,
Les bonnes manières !
Nos poings américains et nos barres de fer,
Te feront comprendre,
Les bonnes manières !

Qu'est-ce qu'il se passe ? Qu'est-ce que vous allez me faire ?
Les bonnes manières !!
Mais arrêtez, mais pourquoi vous me jetez par terre ?
Les bonnes manières !!

Les bonnes manières sont là!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics from Ultra Vomit's song "Les bonnes manières" (Good Manners) are a humorous take on the proper etiquette and good manners we are taught growing up. The opening lines emphasize how we shouldn't put our fingers in our nose or our elbows on the table, as they are considered impolite. Following that, the song encourages us to be respectful, polite, and kind, essentially reminding us to be good human beings. The song takes a comical and exaggerated approach as it employs a list of simple and straightforward rules that one is expected to follow. The name-calling in the middle is for comic relief, but it also adds a note of frustration towards those who fail to follow them. The final lines reinforce the message that good manners are essential.

The song's hilarious nature comes from the description of the punishments that will result if someone fails to follow good manners. The lyrics threaten violence and physical aggression as a means of enforcing the rules of good manners, an extreme measure. Therefore, the song's light humor is evident as the threats are comically disproportionate to the offense or natural consequences. The song seems to suggest that there are no second chances for people who do not comprehend good manners' importance.

Line by Line Meaning

Don't put your fingers in your nose !
Do not insert your fingers into your nostrils!

Don't put your elbows on the table !
Do not rest your elbows on the table!

Before you come in, wash your feet !
Clean your feet before entering the house!

Go help the granny cross the street !
Assist the elderly woman in crossing the road!

Respect !
Show reverence!

Gentillesse...
Be kind...

Politesse...
Display good manners...

Les bonnes manières !!!
Exhibit good behavior!!!

Zut !
Darn!

Flûte !
Dang!

Crotte !
Crud!