The Kids Don?t Stand A Chance
Vampire Weekend Lyrics


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A devastating backstroke
All the way from France
With shiny, shiny cufflinks
A shirtsleeve to enhance

The pin-striped men of morning
Are coming for to dance
With pure Egyptian cotton
The kids don't stand a chance

You criticize the practice
By murdering their plants
Ignoring all the history
Denying them romance

The pin-striped men of morning
Are coming for to dance
Forty-million dollars
The kids don't stand a chance

I didn't like the business,
But that was at first glance
Your pillow feels so soft now
But still you must advance

The pin-striped men of morning
The partners in the dance




The paper's shot to pieces
The kids don't stand a chance

Overall Meaning

The first verse of Vampire Weekend’s song The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance describes a sophisticated and powerful man, represented by his shiny cufflinks and fine Egyptian cotton shirt. The image of the “pin-striped men of morning” coming to dance suggests that these men are in control and hold power in society. Meanwhile, “the kids” refer to a younger generation who lack the same level of control and are therefore unable to stand up against the pin-striped men and maintain their own culture.


The second verse continues this theme, as the singer criticizes those who attack the plants and symbols that represent the culture of the younger generation. This action denies them their history and romance. In the end, the pin-striped men of morning represent the corporate world, with their partners in dance representing the circle of powerful individuals who make the decisions. The paper being shot to pieces could symbolize the destruction of the culture and world that the kids have grown up in.


Overall, the song is about power dynamics and the generation gap in society. The pin-striped men of morning are shown as taking control and leaving the younger generation without a chance to make changes. The lyrics point out the disregard for the younger generation’s culture, lifestyle, and history, with a sense of criticism and sadness.


Line by Line Meaning

A devastating backstroke
A striking move, possibly a metaphorical reference to a harsh criticism or blow


All the way from France
A reference to the origin of the backstroke or the criticism, which is France in this case


With shiny, shiny cufflinks
A detail about the person who made the backstroke, possibly signifying their wealth


A shirtsleeve to enhance
Another detail about the person who made the backstroke, possibly signifying their arrogance


The pin-striped men of morning
A reference to the business people who are making a move


Are coming for to dance
A metaphorical reference to their eagerness to take over and dictate the market


With pure Egyptian cotton
A detail about their attire, possibly signifying their luxurious lifestyle


The kids don't stand a chance
The younger generation or smaller businesses will not be able to compete with the established, wealthier ones


You criticize the practice
A reference to someone who is critical of the established business practices


By murdering their plants
A figurative reference to opposing a business practice by taking away its ability to grow and thrive


Ignoring all the history
A criticism of those who only focus on the present and don't take into account previous actions or events


Denying them romance
A metaphorical reference to taking the passion out of a business entity or industry


Forty-million dollars
The amount of investment or funding required to compete against the established business players


I didn't like the business,
Someone who is not interested in the established business market


But that was at first glance
A reference to the singer's initial impression or opinion of the businesses, which could have changed over time


Your pillow feels so soft now
A reference to someone who has given up the fight against the established business practices


But still you must advance
A call to keep pushing forward and not give up despite the odds


The partners in the dance
A reference to the established business players who work together to maintain their position at the top


The paper's shot to pieces
A metaphorical reference to the failure of smaller businesses due to the established ones' dominance




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: CHRISTOPHER JOSEPH BAIO, CHRISTOPHER WILLIAM TOMSON, EZRA KOENIG, ROSTAM BATMANGLIJ

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