BAD
Various Artists Lyrics


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I never thought this is how I would go
Here under the pier tied to Mr. Fischoeder
But looks like Linda will be a widow
Oh, bad things are bad

I fear that my Bob's in a terrible place
Maybe you'll find him inside of this vase
Maybe a lion is eating his face?
Oh, bad things are bad

Maybe your dad was tied up by a sailor?
I'll help you look after I pump this inhaler
Check out my pants, they are perfectly tailored

Oh, yeah, nice
Thanks
Oh, bad things are bad

Oh, I wish that Bob would come back
I could really use a big snack
Okay, it's not a burger
But I'll just pretend it is and maybe cry

I did what I had to, I have no regrets
I murdered my brother for power and sex
What's this weird feeling inside of my chest?

Why do you keep not looking at my breasts?
Oh, bad things are bad

Farewell, cruel world, looks like I'll die alone
If only you'd purchased a better cell phone
And now I'll never know who wins Game of Thrones





Oh, things are bad!

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Various Artists' song Bad may seem random and disjointed, but they actually reference various plot points and jokes from the animated sitcom Bob's Burgers. The first stanza references Linda Belcher, a character from the show, potentially becoming a widow. The second stanza references Bob Belcher, Linda's husband, potentially being trapped in a vase or eaten by a lion. The third stanza references Teddy, a friend of the Belcher family, having perfectly tailored pants and potentially helping to search for Bob. The fourth stanza references a character named Gayle potentially pretending to eat a burger and crying. The fifth stanza references a joke about a character named Louise potentially murdering her brother for power and sex. The final stanza references Linda potentially missing important information due to having a poor cell phone.


The lyrics to Bad were written by Loren Bouchard, the creator of Bob's Burgers, as a way to raise awareness and funds for the organization Rock the Vote during the 2018 US midterm elections. The song was released alongside other tracks by various musicians, each of which interpreted an original Bob's Burgers song for the album The Bob's Burgers Music Album Volume 2.


Line by Line Meaning

I never thought this is how I would go
I did not anticipate that I would end up in this manner


Here under the pier tied to Mr. Fischoeder
I am currently bound beneath the pier alongside Mr. Fischoeder


But looks like Linda will be a widow
It appears that Linda will soon be bereaved


Oh, bad things are bad
This is clearly an unfortunate situation


I fear that my Bob's in a terrible place
I worry that Bob has met an unpleasant fate


Maybe you'll find him inside of this vase
It is possible that his remains are within this vase


Maybe a lion is eating his face?
Perhaps a wild animal has consumed his face


Oh, bad things are bad
This turn of events is truly unfortunate


Maybe your dad was tied up by a sailor?
Is it conceivable that your father has been restrained by a sailor?


I'll help you look after I pump this inhaler
Once I have administered my medication, I shall assist you


Check out my pants, they are perfectly tailored
Observe my trousers; their fit is impeccable


Oh, yeah, nice
That is impressive, well done


Thanks
I appreciate your compliment


Oh, bad things are bad
This occurrence is terribly unfortunate


Oh, I wish that Bob would come back
I hope that Bob will return safely


I could really use a big snack
I am feeling quite hungry


Okay, it's not a burger
This food item is not a hamburger as I had hoped


But I'll just pretend it is and maybe cry
I shall imagine that it is and perhaps shed a tear


I did what I had to, I have no regrets
I acted in the only manner possible and do not lament my actions


I murdered my brother for power and sex
I killed my sibling in pursuit of authority and sexual gratification


What's this weird feeling inside of my chest?
Why am I experiencing this strange sensation in my torso?


Why do you keep not looking at my breasts?
Why do you avoid glancing at my breasts?


Oh, bad things are bad
These events are highly unfortunate


Farewell, cruel world, looks like I'll die alone
Goodbye, harsh reality; it appears I shall perish unaccompanied


If only you'd purchased a better cell phone
I lament the quality of your cellular device


And now I'll never know who wins Game of Thrones
I shall miss learning the conclusion of Game of Thrones


Oh, things are bad!
These situations are highly unfavourable




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: Loren Bouchard, Dylan Keith, Elizabeth Molyneux, Wendy Molyneux

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@Trashcandogchoir

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