Lady
Various Artists Lyrics

It's the perfect time of year
The current time of year is ideal for some unknown activity.

Somewhere far away from here
The singer desires to be distant from their current location.

I feel fine enough, I guess
The singer does not feel exceptional, but they do not feel unwell.

Considering everything's a mess
The artist is acknowledging that things are not in order.

There's a restaurant down the street
There is an eatery located in close proximity.

Where hungry people like to eat
This establishment appears to be popular among those who are hungry.

I could walk but I'll just drive
Although walking is possible, the singer opts to operate a vehicle.

It's colder than it looks outside
The temperature outdoors is deceivingly lower than it appears.

It's like a dream you try to remember
This feeling is akin to attempting to recall a vivid dream.

But it's gone
However, the memory is fleeting.

Then you try to scream
The urge to express oneself is present.

But it only comes out as a yawn
However, the feeling of tiredness overwhelms the need to vocalize.

When you try to see the world
Attempting to understand the world is a challenge.

Beyond your front door
This refers to broadening one's horizons beyond their immediate surroundings.

Take your time, 'cause the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile
The listener should proceed slowly as the singer's style may provoke amusement.

When you realize that a guy my size might take a while
It may take the listener some time to understand the message delivered by someone like the artist.

Just to try to figure out what all this is for
Determining the purpose of life is a complicated task.

It's the perfect time of day
The time of day is suitable for some activity.

To throw all your cares away
The singer encourages the listener to abandon their worries.

Put the sprinkler on the lawn
Activating the sprinkler is suggested.

And run through with my gym shorts on
The artist prepares to engage in physical activity, already clothed appropriately.

Take a drink right from the hose
Quenching thirst directly from the hose is proposed.

And change into some drier clothes
After getting wet, it is recommended to obtain dry attire.

Climb the stairs up to my room
The artist proceeds upward to their living quarters.

Sleep away the afternoon
Taking a nap is the plan for the remainder of the daytime.

Pinch me, pinch me, cause I'm still asleep
The singer is questioning if they are awake due to the surreal nature of their situation.

Please God tell me that I'm still asleep
The singer pleads to a higher power for clarification.

On an evening such as this
The current evening is distinctive in some way.

It's hard to tell if I exist
The artist seems uncertain of their own substance.

If I pack the car and leave this town
Leaving the town is one of the options currently being considered.

You'll notice that I'm not around
If the singer departs, those remaining will realize their absence.

I could hide out under there
The artist contemplates seeking shelter in a particular location.

I just made you say "underwear"
The artist successfully manipulated the listener to verbalize the suggested word.

I could leave but I'll just stay
Even though it is feasible to depart, the artist will remain.

All my stuff's here anyway
The ownership of belongings within the current location is a factor in their decision to stay.

Pinch me
The artist needs a physical confirmation of their reality.

Try to figure out what all this is for
Attempting to find meaning in the events of life is challenging.

Try to see the world beyond your front door
Encouraging the listener to gain a broader perspective of the world.