Diss Is Nice
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Die Atzen Diss is nice Diss und diss und diss is nice Diss und…
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411 Tell me your fable A fable Tell me your fable Tell me your…
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Gibran
Explanation of the jokes for the ones who are not massive classical nerds.
Mozart: He does that tasteless jokes cause he was very into toilet humor. One of his pieces is called "Kiss my ass". Also he did a Lot of self promotion and that challenge was cause he had pitch perfect. The final bit was cause he was drinking with a friend the night before the premiere of Don Giovanni and his friend did remind him that he didn't finish the overture, he began to write the overture at midnight a bit tipsy to finish the piece in about 3 hours effectively finishing the work in the same day of the premiere.
Bach: he was a Thomaskantor (director of church music in Leipzig). He wrote at least 209 cantatas. Part of his work was to perform every sunday and holiday. In his first year he wrote a new piece nearly every week. The "too many kids" bit was cause Bach had 20 children (of those just 10 survived through adulthood)
Beethoven: he was very prolific and had the hability to compose nearly any kind of piece concertos, sonatas, symphonies, etc. The bit is about how hard is for people to track his works (a lot of his pieces doesn't really have a name and are just named after the kind of piece, notes and a number to diference one to the other). The call was about his deafness and maybe is about a meme that circulate some time ago we're they took a Bethoveen painting with Markiplier's face.
Tchaikovski: The bit is about the weeding march, maybe his most recognized piece and that he was secretly gay. The guy that he's proposing is Sergei Taneyev his closest friend. He actually wrote a piece dedicated to him called Francesca da Rimini, a symphonic poem. The guys in the publication are Rimsky-Korsakov and Antonin Dvorak, both friends of Tchaikovski.
Liszt: besides being consideer the best piano player of his time the bit is a reference of an illustration of him published by the magazine vanity fair in 1886 a few month prior his dead.
Paganini: besides being one of the best violinists ever Niccolo was also known for being a shameless self promoter and he himself help to spread a feed rumors about him, he told people that he sold his soul to the devil, other rumors included that he started to play at the age of 4, that he was in jail and he murdered a woman and used her intestines to make strings. Further to affect him all those gossips actually helped him to gain more fame. Once he was recognized he started to drink a lot and have long nights of gambling. The violin sale bit was about him having to auction his stuff due the failure of a casino he set up in his later years.
view21
This is too good. I wanna add:
Chopin - coughing his left lung out
Schumann - Unrequited love for Chopin
Fanny Mendelssohn - Hates Liszt but secretly fangirls all over him
Felix Mendelssohn - Chases around Swedish girls and good bro with Chopin
Alkan - Introvert nerd
C.P.E Bach (or all Bach children) - Too much pressure to measure up to the Father (note the big F).
Rachmaninoff - Gets gurls using his big equipment... I mean... Hands...
Sibelius - Pot head
Grieg - Just a nice guy to hang out with
Satie - Insanely weird and has scary hobbies as well as idiotic food preferences
Debussy - Seems like a cool dude, but, once in a while he goes super deep and talks about his dark past
Ravel - Debussy complex
Felix Wheatfield
Mozart was a prodigy who could compose in his head and had one of the best ears in music history and also loved poop jokes. His sister was also a very talented pianist herself.
Bach was a tireless worker in the name of the church with an incredibly prolific output, and also had many children who would learn music from their father.
Beethoven was a frustrated genius who was prone to being quite messy. The legend goes that he dedicated his Symphony Eroica to Napoleon but took it back after Napoleon called himself an emperor.
Tchaikovsky was gay and wrote incredibly moving pieces of romantic program music which I'm sure was influenced heavily by his stifled love life.
Liszt was an effortless performer who was also known to be incredibly attractive and might have been one of the first celebrity sex symbols in music.
Paganini was also an effortless performer who many believed possessed supernatural powers after his mother signed his soul away to Satan. He was known for being able to wow audiences with cutting edge violin techniques even after partying quite heavily, which he did often.
Belugabsx
If composers were students:
Mozart: Always rushes assignments and receives good grades without studying
Bach: Stressed and Tired, cherishes coffee for life
Beethoven: Is always mad, has a messy room and mind, always competes with his classmate Napoleon
Liszt: The student representative that all the girls like
Paganini: Smartest in the class, and flexes it during class
Tchaikovsky: Has a crush on Sergey, teacher is however oblivious to this
Vivaldi: Is only known for his seasonal project at school, otherwise he is pretty much under appreciated
Shostacovich: "Oh look, it's the guy who looks like Harry Potter-"
Michael Tanner
"I've never actually played this piece before, I composed it on my way here"
~Piccolo Panini, 2019
Campmob !!
I'm gonna start calling him that from now on
leo bravo
Picollo Panini oh my godd!!! 🤣
Chicken Nuggets
Piccolo Panini lmao :P
Chicken Nuggets
@nanu Lama not lol its lmao
Jenny Wan
Paganini lol
Diego Serrato
Everyone here is explaining the jokes but nobody has mentioned that Bach loved coffee and even composed a piece about coffee
Rhapsody .OfJoy
Really!!!
Gabby K.
I looked it up and its true
VolTer
Beethoven's rage over a lost penny