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Viktor Vaughn Lyrics

Great balls of fire
Viktor Vaughn is introducing himself with an unexpected exclamation.

Guess who just crawled out the mud the mire
Viktor Vaughn is implying that he has been working hard and is now ready to make himself known.

That could make you trust a motherfuckin' liar
Viktor Vaughn warns his listeners to be careful of who they trust.

A real shuck n' jiver
Viktor Vaughn is referring to himself as someone who is quick, witty and able to keep up in a fast-paced environment.

Vaughn never been a duck n' diver
Viktor Vaughn has never been someone who avoids confrontation or responsibility.

He spit on the mic, yuck, saliva
Viktor Vaughn is rapping with enthusiasm and passion, which is evident in his intense delivery.

Hold it like a drunk driver hold a CB on a sharp turn
Viktor Vaughn is holding the microphone like someone who is under the influence, and steering his rhymes in different directions, much like a drunk driver navigates a sharp turn.

Still clutchin' his chest from the heartburn
Viktor Vaughn is rapping so hard and with so much energy that he even experiences chest pain.

What's your handle? I need a Zantac, ock
Viktor Vaughn is asking his fans for help with his heartburn by humorously asking for someone to provide him with a Zantac.

and thanks before I blank into anyphylactic shock
Viktor Vaughn is again using humor to describe the severity of his physical reaction to rapping so hard.

Rock the disco
Viktor Vaughn is setting the tone for his new subject matter, which is dancing to disco music.

Chocolate on a Crisco ho ?
Viktor Vaughn is using a metaphor to describe his sexual escapades during this song.

Cock diesel
Viktor Vaughn is referring to himself as a large, muscular man, with the ability to perform sexually.

And still tell a joke like Joe Piscipo
Viktor Vaughn is showing his versatility as he is able to be serious about his lyrics, but also make jokes and jests when he feels it is appropriate.

Tell 'em the basics
Viktor Vaughn is transitioning away from discussing sex to giving basic life advice.

Basically, break the Matrix
Viktor Vaughn is encouraging his listeners to break free of societal norms and think for themselves.

And just for kicks, make 'em gel like Asics
Viktor Vaughn is suggesting that his listeners create a strong sense of unity and strength among each other, like a pair of Asics running shoes provide for their wearer.

That's why they actin standoffish
People are wary of Viktor Vaughn for speaking his mind and promoting individual thought.

? by hand like canned raw crawfish
Viktor Vaughn is describing the way he eats crawfish; with his hands and quickly, much like he raps.

Can you please pass the cocktail sauce?
Viktor Vaughn is using this as a humorous way to ask for support from his fans.

You might as well know, hell is hot as hell boss
Viktor Vaughn warns his listeners about the consequences of not thinking for themselves.

Tell my horse
Viktor Vaughn opens this verse with a non-sequitur, signaling a shift in subject matter is about to occur.

He said broads call me Vaughny
Viktor Vaughn is talking about his reputation with women.

I make sure I throws 'em back if they's too scrawny
Viktor Vaughn is picky about who he spends time with, and only goes for women who meet his standards.

Or boney, phoney MCs use a stand-in
Viktor Vaughn is calling out other rappers who rely on ghostwriters or other methods to create their lyrics.

Leave him hangin like if I ain't know where his hands been
Viktor Vaughn won't associate with those who he deems untrustworthy.

Hussy, how bout we bloody up your ?
Viktor Vaughn is ramping up his lyrics and becoming more aggressive toward an unknown target.

Bust a knee
Viktor Vaughn is explicitly threatening physical violence in his lyrics.

Then go feeling study, or plus degree ?
Viktor Vaughn is bragging that he can talk about committing violence in his lyrics while still holding multiple academic degrees.

True victory, a new sick story
Viktor Vaughn is detailing his own successes, and how they make him feel victorious.

I never met a chick that was too thick for me
Viktor Vaughn is saying he is not picky when it comes to dating women.

Holy moses, my old earth know me closest
Viktor Vaughn is saying that his mother knows him better than anyone else.

On how I played it back and stayed bent like scoliosis
Viktor Vaughn is admitting that he has not always been the healthiest, but that he has persevered through his struggles.

It's no puzzle
Viktor Vaughn transitions to discussing how he creates his lyrics and rhymes.

You can ask Doc Zizmor
Viktor Vaughn is referencing a well-known dermatologist to make a joke about his own lyricism.

The slow guzzle got your nizzle crooked like big jaw
Viktor Vaughn is poking fun at other rappers who struggle with creating good rhymes.

Drink like a fishy, she wish she was a Pisces
Viktor Vaughn is using clever wordplay to describe his partying and sexual exploits.

Live since back in 25 cents Ices
Viktor Vaughn is describing how long he has been living his life.

Used to turn your tongue the color red
Viktor Vaughn is referencing old-fashioned popsicles that would stain your tongue.

Now they want to fill ya full of lead
Viktor Vaughn is referencing modern-day violence and shootings instead of simpler and more harmless times.

What the fuck that young fella said?
Viktor Vaughn is irritated by something said by an outsider.

What kid?
This is Viktor Vaughn's immediate and angry response to the outsider's comment.

It's Vaughn the red blooded
Viktor Vaughn is introducing himself to the outsider.

Do yourself a favor or come on, get head butted
Viktor Vaughn is issuing a threat to the outsider in case they do not back off.

Dope him if he run
Viktor Vaughn is detailing his plan to incapacitate the outsider.

I'll be there in a jiffy son
Viktor Vaughn is confident in his ability to carry out his plan.

With the flame suppressor like off the 151
Viktor Vaughn is once again detailing his plan; he plans to suppress the flame coming off of a particularly fiery drink using a specific tool.

Quit your bitchin', or get, in your babble-box
Viktor Vaughn tells the outsider to stop complaining or speaking if he has nothing important to say.

Punished with the dry sticks ? and now eat the scrabble box ?
Viktor Vaughn is threatening further punishment for the outsider, which seems to involve making them eat parts of a game board.

You'll be aight once it pass through your yellow belly
Viktor Vaughn again threatens the outsider's safety if he continues to speak or disobey his instructions.

Only thing he said was can you please pass the jelly
The outsider ignores Viktor Vaughn's threats and simply asks for some condiments for his meal, seeming unaware of the danger he's in.

Homo say what? Like a promo play the cut
Viktor Vaughn is calling out people who attempt to use homophobic slurs or insults, and denouncing their behavior.

On the late night, before you touch the mic, get your weight right
Viktor Vaughn is continuing to speak to other rappers, suggesting that they should be prepared before they step into the booth to record their rhymes.

A lot of crews like to act like a violent mob
Viktor Vaughn is calling out certain hip hop groups who rely on violence and aggression in their music as a way to seem cool or intimidating.

They really need to just shut the fuck up like Silent Bob
Viktor Vaughn is telling those same hip hop groups to be quiet and stop trying to seem tough, as it is not a good look.

Either that or get smoked like hickory
Viktor Vaughn is threatening these hip hop groups, suggesting that they will suffer consequences if they continue to act like violent mobs.

Should squash the beef and go wash their teeth quickly
Viktor Vaughn is suggesting that it would be better for these hip hop groups to settle their differences and move on quickly and in a peaceful manner.

Know the stee ? write a rhyme like a mystery
Viktor Vaughn is detailing his philosophy regarding rhyming, saying that the listener should never be sure what's coming next.

And sign it on the bottom in calligraphy, "Your nigga, V"
Viktor Vaughn signs off on the song, showing his pride in his work and his signature nickname.