Homies 2 Smoke With
Violent J Lyrics

Just stick to this road huh?
I decide to move forward on this path.

Fuck It, I thought, I'm sold, I strolled on down the road,
I have made a firm decision to take this path, so I walk down it.

In C-walk mode, to the wizard I'm told
As I walk down the path, I get into a mode called the C-walk and someone tells me about a wizard.

But hold up, this roadS fucked wit twists and turns
There are unexpected challenges and situations on this path.

I'm haven't no luck as my vanilla blunt burns
I have bad luck as my vanilla blunt starts to burn.

I'm seeing' trees wit faces, bushes that walk
I see trees with faces and bushes that move around.

And as far as I can see nobody drawn in chalk
Despite the strange things I'm witnessing, I don't see anyone being hurt or disappearing.

And the sky is bright green; sometimes it's kind of pink
The color of the sky is not natural and it changes often.

I'm a twist another blunt here sit down and think
I roll another blunt and take a moment to reflect on what's happening.

How the fuck, what the fuck, who the fuck and when
I'm confused about why this is happening, who is responsible, and when it will end.

What the fuck I'm doing here I would have figured the pen
I would have thought that if I were in a surreal situation like this, I would be in a movie or a video game, not reality.

Then again I gotta get the fuck home before long,
I can't stay here forever; I need to return home soon.

Because the first of the month is coming' on, I'm gone
I have something important to do at the beginning of the month, so I need to return home soon.

Let me spark my shit, right quick, I'm Outta here,
Before I leave, I light up another blunt and then I'm ready to go.

Yo, homie let me get a hit of that blunt
Can I please have a hit of your blunt?

Fuck yea, wait a minute, who said that? look around everywhere
I agree to share my blunt, but I'm confused as to where the voice is coming from and search my surroundings to find the source.

And I heard somebody singing over there, so clear
I eventually hear the source of the voice singing.

He went...
The voice begins singing.

I don't need a brain, don't need anything
I don't need to be smart or possess anything material; I just want someone to smoke with.

Stuck up on this thing, wit no fucking ganj
I'm stuck here without any weed.

Well I said that!
I'm the one who said that I just want someone to smoke with.

Look at this shit, I'm talking to a scarecrow, stuck on a stick
I realize that I'm talking to a scarecrow with no actual body.

Asking me for a hit, right quick, shit all I got is bobby brown,
Although I don't possess great weed, I share what I have, called bobby brown, with the scarecrow.

I can't front, but the wizard gots all you want,
I don't have the best stuff to smoke, but the wizard has everything you need.

You can smoke off his tundra, they say it's the thunder
You can smoke the wizard's stash, which they claim is very powerful.

Me can have King Kong smoked under the wonder
The wizard's weed is so strong that it can get you high enough to defeat King Kong.

I'm going there now and getting me some
I'm going to the wizard's to get some of his weed.

It was the wizard gonna get my ass home, he's on...
The wizard will get me home safely.

It would be the shit big homie, If I could walk wit you
It would be great if I could travel with you.

And talk wit you, and get up on a fat bag or 2,
I want to have meaningful conversations with you and smoke some good weed together.

Cause I've been hanging from this pole for so long
I've been stuck here for a long time and want to escape.

And smoking on home grown, my headache is full blown
I've only been smoking low-quality weed, which has resulted in a headache.

Now I ain't the smartest scarecrow in the hat
I'm not very smart as a scarecrow.

But if you lift that little latch and I gone crash into a pumpkin patch
However, if you release the latch and let me go, I'll fall into a pumpkin patch and be free.

Don't leave me hangin' big homie, just pull the lever
Don't leave me stranded, help me get down by pulling the lever.

So we can just get walking the yellow alley together cause...
After we smoke together, we can walk together down the yellow alley.

I helped set his ass free, he slipped off
I help release the scarecrow, and he falls.

Then his fucking leg ripped off and he was like...
Unfortunately, his leg was ripped off during the fall and he expressed pain.

Don't mind that shit dawg, it ain't nothing at all
I try to reassure the scarecrow that his injury is not a big deal.

Just a little bit of stuffing that straw
I tell the scarecrow that his stuffing is made up of straw, and that's why his leg came off easily.

Don't ask if I ever tried smoking myself, no.
The scarecrow jokes that he doesn't smoke himself.

I only thought with the hay "ok"
The scarecrow explains that he doesn't smoke weed; he only thinks and smokes hay.

Anyways let's get you some real shit down the yellow brick alleyway...
Regardless, let's go down the yellow alleyway to get some good weed.

We just need some homies 2 smoke with
We don't require much, just good company to smoke with.

(And I'm with that, and I'm with that!)
Both of us agree with this sentiment.