The Wizard
Violent J Lyrics

There it is y'all,
Behold, we have arrived at our destination

Take a look at that palace, hey, fountains of alizay
Observe the grandeur of this establishment, including its decorative water features

It be amazing, devastating, Out of control, wizard logo, on a gold flag pole
This place is awe-inspiring, powerful, and seemingly beyond reason or order, as evidenced by its gaudy emblem flying high

Let's roll, front door, ring the bells we here, Free beer, weed air
We should proceed to the entrance, signal our arrival, and enjoy the complimentary beer and cannabis scent in the air

I'm so glad to be there, We could tell they be smoking on something sonic
I'm thrilled to have made it inside, and it's clear that they're smoking some potent marijuana strain

I smelled it in the hallways, I'm always on it, Asked the guard what that shit is
I caught a whiff of it in the hallways, and being a frequent user, I inquired with the security guard about the specific strain

"It's his herb the Wizard"
The guard informed me that it belonged to the titular Wizard

What he don't share like a big nerd?
Does the Wizard not share his herb with others, like a stingy geek?

"Fools get they gizzards chopped When asking around about the Wizard's crop"
The guard cautioned that foolishly trying to obtain the Wizard's prized cannabis would result in severe punishment

Then I thought, what you thinking? Was that ABK?
I pondered to myself, wondering if that was my fellow rapper ABK who spoke with me

"Just stick to the hallway, ok, go away"
ABK advised me to stay in the hallway and keep a low profile for our own safety

At the Wizard's gates we all knocked And we walked all in Let the party begin, balling
We approached the Wizard's entrance and gained entry, commencing the festivities with great enthusiasm

Who dare come here to meet the big W? You're crazy, your boys are in trouble too I be the one like Big Daddy Wizard Kingpin Tell me what the Fuck you thinking? I blink and I set your, faces on fire Damnit, must be a faulty wire Well fuck, my voice thing run out again But you're still in terrible danger my friend
The Wizard demanded to know who sought to meet him, warning us that we were foolish and in danger. Though he attempted to intimidate us with magical fire, his voice synthesizer malfunctioned, leaving us wary but curious

Tin Man ran and dismanned the curtain It was just some fool in a Fuck Off shirt And it was salt in the game, we maintained the same
The Tin Man revealed that the Wizard's theatrics were simply a facade, as a random bystander in a disrespectful shirt had been controlling the flaming effects. Despite this revelation, we remained unfazed and continued to enjoy the party

Hi, Shaggy, Stretch Nuts be the real name, Or the Wizard if you want But it's all a front I been here 9 years, 8 days, and a month So I started this hussle, now it's getting me paid I got to admit I get laid with my own parade But a player like me knows what you want A player like me holds the magic blunt The magic blunt?
The Wizard revealed himself to actually be a man named Shaggy, who adopted the Wizard persona to capitalize on his weed-dealing business. He boasted of his success and sexual prowess, and claimed to possess the highly sought after 'magic blunt'

The magic blunt? I been saving it up, what, what All for a you fools are getting what you want Cause a player like me holds the magic blunt The magic blunt?
He reiterated his possession of the coveted 'magic blunt', and gloated that he had been withholding it, but would now bestow it upon us, as he felt it would only serve to further his business

"Mr. Lion 'Yeah', You indeed of a hoe then blow, "What up dawg?" She's yours, or any other bitch you step to, Don't let no rep go and intercept you Tin Man, it's your turn to hit the ganj "Nothing I don't understand" Your wish is for iron when you made out of steel But you already the hardest for real "Thanks" Scarecrow, my man, hit the dro "Some homies 2 smoke with me?" I know "I'm puffing but I ain't seeing nothing" What about the homies that's with ya, You saying they frontin? "But I love Tin Tizzy, The Lion, and J though" And they down with you for life, too "Oh" And Violent J "Hey" Now it's your turn to burn Just hit that shit and the page we turn [Repeat: x5]"
The Wizard distributed his wares to each of us, giving the lion a woman, counseling the Tin Man on avoiding distractions, and encouraging the Scarecrow to overcome his apparent lack of sensation. He then prodded us to enjoy his weed, and continued to flatter us as his loyal customers

And that was it Next thing I knew I woke up in my very own bed Chillin'
The singer realizes that he has no memory of leaving the Wizard's palace, and decides to relax and reflect on his unusual experience

And that's, that's how it exactly how it went down Hope you liked it
The singer confirms the veracity of his story, and expresses hope that his audience enjoyed it