What U Thinkin' About?
Violent J Lyrics

I'm just happy we alive in this bitch
I'm just grateful that we're alive in this world, in this moment.

Where the fuck we at now?
I'm not sure where we are now, let's try to figure it out.

A big ass yellow, and green, And purple, and faggot ass pink mushroom field Damn
Wow, this is a big, colorful mushroom field. It's so mesmerizing.

Well fuck it, let's go Let's eat some of these bitches Man I never did before, but since we in Oz and all That's what I'm saying Well let's at least walk while we eat, come on
Let's eat some of these mushrooms and walk around. We're in Oz, after all. It's a new experience for me, but why not try it?

[Chorus: x2] Thoughts fly away in the mushroom field Randomly telling what's revealed Filling my pockets cause they worth a meal And the kingdom's over them hills
The mushrooms are making my thoughts wander and reveal themselves. I'm collecting some of these mushrooms because they're valuable. I wonder what else might be over the hills.

Let me go ahead and eat a few of these things See if I can't hang What you thinkin' about?
I'm going to eat more of these mushrooms and see if I can handle them. What are you thinking about?

Cigarettes, menthol only To grow old with my kids and homies All the years on that pole so lonely And all them crows shittin' on me What you thinkin' about?
I just want to smoke menthol cigarettes with my loved ones and not feel alone anymore. I used to be a stripper and hated it. I feel like I'm constantly being shit on by the world. What are you thinking about?

Makin' payments on the Batmobile With the phat sound system and 32 inch wheels Everybody on the yellow brick jocking Well I'm just snapping real slow What you thinkin' about?
I want to buy a Batmobile and make payments on it. It's got a great sound system and fancy wheels. Everyone else might be focused on the yellow brick road, but I'm just taking it slow. What are you thinking about?

Nate The Mack, my homie from way back Everybody got a homie like that In fact, I hope he okay I hope his momma doing good (You should call him) Maybe I should What you thinkin' about?
I'm thinking about my old friend Nate. We go way back and I hope he's doing okay. Maybe I should call him and check on him. What are you thinking about?

Caddies Sittin' on triple gold daytons Sun shining on 'em and they sparkle up the pavement People wanna catch a glimpse and show respect Now I'm the king Ruler over everything What you thinkin' about?
I'm picturing a bunch of fancy Caddies with gold wheels, shining in the sunlight. People want to see me and show respect because I'm the king of everything. What are you thinking about?

A fine bitch and some weed to smoke I gotta have a little bit of puss to poke (You ain't no joke) A fat bag of dro and a hoe And that's all you really need to know What you thinking about?
I'm thinking about having sex with an attractive woman and smoking weed. I need to fulfill my sexual desires. What are you thinking about?

Titties They come in all shapes and sizes Each bitch with they own surprises And if they only had on they back when hitting doggy You can suck on that What you thinking about?
I'm thinking about how breasts come in different shapes and sizes, and how each woman has her own unique qualities. If a woman is on her back during sex, that's a good opportunity to play with her breasts. What are you thinking about?

Shit, finishing off my Megos set And making that small dream an accomplishment So I can find a new hobby like collecting skin Never removed from the package all mint What you thinkin' about?
I'm thinking about finishing my Megos set and achieving my small dream. Then I want to start a new hobby, like collecting skin that's never been opened before. What are you thinking about?

Bitches That's what I'm thinking about They clothes so tight Ass and titties lookin' so right Stacks of cash and all kinds of tropical hash And hittin' blunts till my last Now what you thinkin' about?
I'm thinking about women, specifically how they dress and their attractive body parts. I want to have a lot of money and smoke weed until I die. What are you thinking about?

Blaze Ya Dead Homie (Who ya dead who?) Who ya dead who? Where I'm from that's cool Anyway, I'm just wondering when it's Colton shit droppin'? I'm tryin' to get my gold six hoping What you thinking about?
I'm thinking about Blaze Ya Dead Homie and when Colton's new music will be released. I really want to get a gold six. What are you thinking about?

Whatchin' my favorite wrestling pay-per-views On a 100 foot screen Televison tube With the fast forward button I can fly past the jobbers while eating pizza getting fat What you thinking about?
I'm thinking about watching my favorite wrestling pay-per-views on a huge screen with a fast forward button. I can skip the boring parts while eating pizza and getting fat. What are you thinking about?

Wizard, I really hope he's there And he can help J get the fuck outta here (I hear what you're saying crow, Tin what you think?) (Man he better have some drinks) What you thinkin' about?
I'm thinking about the Wizard of Oz and how he might be able to help us get out of here. The crow and Tin Man are also interested in finding out. What are you thinking about?

What I'm thinkin' about, going home And it's down this path we roam Come on
I'm thinking about going home and walking down this path. Let's go.

[Chorus: x4]
(Chorus repeats four times) Our thoughts fly away in the mushroom field and we collect them for their value while wondering what else might be over the hills.

There it is y'all We made it You ready to go in?
We made it to our destination. Are you ready to go inside?

First tell us, why do you wanna go home anyway? Yeah, why don't you just stay with us In this fantasy ass fantasy land?
Why do you want to go home? Why not stay in this fantastical world with us?