The Night Before Christmas
Violet Chachki Lyrics


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T was the night before Christmas, and all through the whore house.
Every vixen was twerking and stripping to 'dead mouse'.
The nylons were hung just afraid to stare, in hopes that Saint Nicklaus would enjoy an affair.
The boys were nestled, tied up to their beds, as visions leather were teasing their heads.
Whilst I sit in my creche for pound daddy's cache, we settled on nothing as nowhere to safe.
When up on the roof there rode such a clatter, I set down my flocker to see what was the matter.
But what tonight wondering I did appear, but a red bottom slayand a red-nosed reindeer
With a handsome old driver with harness and hand, Saint Nicklaus arrived for his one-night stand.
He was a little shattered and called me by name, as Christmas eve nears he knows i'm the dame.
He flew down my chimney with presents and *toe*, and a sackfull of toys for all the hoe hoe hoes.
I laughed when I saw him despite of myself it was just him and I, and that elf on the shelf.
In a wink of his eye and a twist of his beard, he soon gave me the sign that he came to get weird.
He came for the eggnog and stayed for my cookies, and stuffed all my stockings when i wasn't looking.
His *marah middle named* as he sprained to his slay.
His belly sas he flew up up and away.




But i heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to
all a goodnight."

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Violet Chachki's song The Night Before Christmas are a playful and provocative take on the classic Christmas tale we all know so well. The song opens with the setting of a "whore house" where all the "vixens" are twerking and stripping to the beat of Deadmau5. The nylons are hung, but instead of stockings hung with care, they are hung "just afraid to stare" in hopes that Saint Nicklaus will enjoy an affair. The boys are "nestled, tied up to their beds" with visions of leather teasing their heads, while the singer sits in their "creche for pound daddy's cache" (a crude reference to their desired financial gain).


However, the real twist comes when Santa Claus arrives to make a visit. He rides down the chimney with presents and eggnog in hand, along with his "red-bottom sleigh" and "red-nosed reindeer". Despite his usual jolly demeanor, Santa seems a bit worse for wear and calls the singer by name. He came for the eggnog and stayed for the cookies, and stuffed all the stockings when the singer wasn't looking. Eventually, Santa flies off into the night, wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and to all a goodnight.


Overall, the song is a humorous and campy play on Christmas traditions and the common portrayal of Saint Nick. It's meant to shock and entertain, but ultimately leaves the listener with a few giggles and a bit of irreverent holiday spirit.


Line by Line Meaning

T was the night before Christmas, and all through the whore house.
It was the night before Christmas, and everyone in the brothel was awake and active, preparing for the festivities and celebrations.


Every vixen was twerking and stripping to 'dead mouse'.
All the women were dancing and performing to the music of 'dead mouse.'


The nylons were hung just afraid to stare, in hopes that Saint Nicklaus would enjoy an affair.
The nylons were hung up, nervously waiting for Santa Claus to arrive and hopefully enjoy some intimacy.


The boys were nestled, tied up to their beds, as visions leather were teasing their heads.
The men were tied up in bed, dreaming and fantasizing about various sexual acts as they watched others wear leather outfits and tease them.


Whilst I sit in my creche for pound daddy's cache, we settled on nothing as nowhere to safe.
While I sat in my spot closely guarded by my wealthy benefactor, we couldn't settle on anything as it was impossible to find a safe space.


When up on the roof there rode such a clatter, I set down my flocker to see what was the matter.
Suddenly, there was a loud noise outside on the roof, so I put down what I was holding and went to see what it was.


But what tonight wondering I did appear, but a red bottom slayand a red-nosed reindeer
To my surprise, what I saw was a red sleigh and a reindeer with a red nose.


With a handsome old driver with harness and hand, Saint Nicklaus arrived for his one-night stand.
Santa Claus himself was driving the sleigh, coming for his one-night stand with someone in the brothel.


He was a little shattered and called me by name, as Christmas eve nears he knows i'm the dame.
Santa was a bit weary but knew my name, as he often visited the brothel on Christmas Eve.


He flew down my chimney with presents and *toe*, and a sackfull of toys for all the hoe hoe hoes.
Santa came down my chimney bringing presents and also had a large sack of toys for all the women in the brothel.


I laughed when I saw him despite of myself it was just him and I, and that elf on the shelf.
I couldn't help but laugh when I saw him, realizing it was just him and me (and the elf on the shelf).


In a wink of his eye and a twist of his beard, he soon gave me the sign that he came to get weird.
With a quick gesture of his eye and a twist of his beard, Santa made it clear that he wasn't there for an ordinary visit but for some unusual activity.


He came for the eggnog and stayed for my cookies, and stuffed all my stockings when i wasn't looking.
He came for the eggnog and ended up staying for some intimate fun, and also left behind some gifts in the stockings when I wasn't paying attention.


His *marah middle named* as he sprained to his slay.
He let out a joyful exclamation as he rushed back to his sleigh.


His belly sas he flew up up and away.
As he flew away, we could see Santa's round belly jiggling.


But i heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight."
As he disappeared from view, we could hear Santa Claus wishing everyone a merry Christmas and a goodnight.




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Comments from YouTube:

Tony Soto

I'm so obsessed with this song. Love hearing her raspy voice. Come thru!!! violet

ObscureSeduction

+Tony Soto totally ! i was so curious about what she would come up with for a christmas album but she really surprised me and i loved this song and these lyrics .

sweet monkey peepee sauce

why didn't I know this song existed until now omgg she's so amazing

Havock Dorsment

Te Amo Violet ❤👁‍🗨

dorothy b

💕

BarelyThere

that first bit is 'every vixen was twerking and stripping to deadmau5' haha

Jordan Ferris

BarelyThere quhnuh uhnhu

ObscureSeduction

+KaxyzKoi ohh omg , yeah when i listened to the song for the first time i heard " stripping to dead mouse " .. now i get it ! ughhhh fuck

Whimsical Nessa

Oh, my goodness.

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