U Nuh Have A Phone
Vybz Kartel Lyrics


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Up 2 Di Time (timeless)
And the time is modern (modern)
Technology from the Southern to the Northern (timeless)

Me a use my cellular, get gyal regular
Nokia cellular, get gyal regular
Samsung cellular, get gyal regular
Hello Moto

How you fi have a gyal if you nuh have a phone?
She gi' you di number but you nuh have a phone
She woulda call fi di number, you nuh have a phone
Hurry up and go home to your comfort zone
How you fi have a gyal if you nuh have a phone?
She gi' you di number, you nuh have a phone
She woulda call fi di number, you nuh have a phone
Hurry up and go home, ay, Singer Blinger

Me call Kim pon di T-Mobile
Pum pum na na num pun na num
Fi get di pum pum na na num
Keisha call fi Verizon (can you hear me now?)
Boom, bathe and come fi di hood
Hotta than peppermint
Hyacinth hook up to Sprint
As she quint inna pussy cocky print
Liquid buy a pack a Durex
Carrie send a digi' text, she coming fi di sex

How you fi have a gyal if you nuh have a phone?
She gi' you di number but you nuh have a phone
She woulda call fi di number, you nuh have a phone
Hurry up and go home to your comfort zone
How you fi have a gyal if you nuh have a phone?
She gi' you di number, you nuh have a phone
She woulda call fi di number, you nuh have a phone
Hurry up and go home

Please call me one of the cellular trends
But me pack Vodafone fi British gems
Wendy tell yuh three friends
Call mi miphone fi yuh free nights and weekends
Nuh care if Tracy man bringle or
Him divorce and single her
Call mi Cingular fi something tough like Burglar bar
Mi cable mek she wireless, star

How you fi have a gyal if you nuh have a phone?
She gi' you di number but you nuh have a phone
She woulda call fi di number, you nuh have a phone
Hurry up and go home to your comfort zone
How you fi have a gyal if you nuh have a phone?
She gi' you di number, you nuh have a phone
She woulda call fi di number, you nuh have a phone
Hurry up and go home, ay, Singer Blinger

Me call Kim pon di T-Mobile
Pum pum na na num pun na num
Fi get di pum pum na na num
Keisha call fi Verizon (can you hear me now?)
Boom, bathe and come fi di hood
Hotta than peppermint
Hyacinth hook up to Sprint
As she quint inna pussy cocky print
Liquid buy a pack a Durex
Carrie send a digi' text, she coming fi di sex

How you fi have a gyal if you nuh have a phone?
She gi' you di number but you nuh have a phone
She woulda call fi di number, you nuh have a phone
Hurry up and go home to your comfort zone
How you fi have a gyal if you nuh have a phone?
She gi' you di number, you nuh have a phone
She woulda call fi di number, you nuh have a phone
Hurry up and go home

Please call me one of the cellular trends
But me pack Vodafone fi British gems
Wendy tell yuh three friends
Call mi miphone fi yuh free nights and weekends
Nuh care if Tracy man bringle or
Him divorce and single her
Call mi Cingular fi something tough like Burglar bar
Mi cable mek she wireless, star

How you fi have a gyal if you nuh have a phone?
She gi' you di number but you nuh have a phone
She woulda call fi di number, you nuh have a phone
Hurry up and go home to your comfort zone
How you fi have a gyal if you nuh have a phone?
She gi' you di number, you nuh have a phone




She woulda call fi di number, you nuh have a phone
Hurry up and go home

Overall Meaning

The song "U Nuh Have A Phone" by Vybz Kartel is a dancehall track that addresses the issue of communication and technology in modern society. The chorus of the song emphasizes the importance of having a phone to be able to communicate with a partner. The lyrics suggest that without a phone, it is impossible to maintain a romantic relationship. The verses describe a number of different phone brands and companies, using humor and sexual innuendo to suggest that having a phone is essential for getting girls.


The first verse delivers the message that technology has become a pivotal part of human society, and everyone needs to have a phone. The chorus stresses the importance of having a phone for maintaining a relationship. The second verse is focused on using different kinds of phones to call girls, with a witty play on words and popular phone brands, adding an element of humor to the lyrics. The final verse talks about phone companies and how they can influence relationships, jokingly suggesting that having a particular brand of phone can help attract girls.


Line by Line Meaning

Up to the time
I'm up to date with the latest trends


And the time is modern
It's the modern age and technology is everywhere


Technology from the southern to the northern
Technology is everywhere, from the southern to the northern hemisphere


Me ah use my cellular get gal regular
I regularly use my cellular phone to get girls


Nokia cellular get gal regular
Even a Nokia phone can get me girls


Samsung cellular get gal regular
A Samsung phone is also useful in getting girls


Hello Moto
A Motorola phone is also good for getting girls


How you fi have a gal but you nuh have a phone
It doesn't make sense for you to have a girlfriend but not have a phone


She give you har number but you nuh have a phone
If she gave you her number but you don't have a phone, that's a problem


She would call fi di number, you nuh have a phone
If she calls the number you don't have a phone for, you're in trouble


Hurry up and go home to comfort zone
You better hurry up and get home to your comfort zone where you have a phone


Me call dem pon the T-Mobile
I call them on T-Mobile


Pum pum na na num pun na num
N/A


Keisha call fi Verizon (can you hear me now?)
Keisha called on Verizon and asked if I could hear her


Boom, good bath and come fi di hood
Take a good bath and come to the hood


Hotta than peppermint
She's hotter than peppermint


Hyacinth hook up di Sprint
Hyacinth is hooked up with Sprint


By she quintinna pussy cocky print
N/A


Liquid buy a pack a durex
Liquid bought a pack of Durex condoms


Serry sen me a digi text
Serry sent me a digital text


She coming fi di sex
She's coming for sex


Please call me one of the cellular trends
Please call me on one of the popular cellular networks


But mi pack voda phone fi British gems
I have a Vodafone phone for British girls


Wendy tell you three friends
Wendy told her three friends about me


Call mi miphone fi di free fuck pon weekend
Call me on my iPhone for free sex on the weekend


No care it Tracy man bringle or
I don't care if she's a Tracy man or anything else


Him divorce and single her
If he's divorced and single, it doesn't matter


Call mi Cingular fi something tough like Burglar bar
Call me on Cingular for something as strong as Burglar bars


Mi cable mek she wireless star
My moves make her feel like a wireless star




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Written by: Adidja Palmer, Donovan Keith Bennett, Nigel Staff

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