The Rock
WWF/E Lyrics

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The song starts with some gibberish sounds.

You know, the Rock is gonna tell you a little story,
The Rock is going to share a story with the listeners.

You ain't gonna believe it,
The story might be hard to believe.

But he's gonna tell you anyway
The Rock will share the story despite the disbelief it might cause.

It's tough to be The Rock
Being a famous person comes with its own set of challenges and difficulties.

No, no, no shut your mouth, no no, it really is
The Rock is insisting that being famous is indeed tough.

Even though The Rock is,
Despite being a famous personality,

The Rock is the most electrifying man in all of showbiz
The Rock is one of the most popular entertainers in showbiz.

You see, when The Rock gets too much,
When the fame and bright lights become overwhelming for The Rock,

Too much of the fame and all the bright lights
The Rock gets tired of the attention and limelight.

He likes to kick back and have a slice of that unadulterated delight
The Rock likes to relax and enjoy some simple pleasures.

Welcome to Rick's bakery, can I help…Wait a minute, aren't you the famous Rock?
The Rock enters Rick's Bakery, and the owner recognizes him.

Yeah, The Rock, the people's champ in the house, what's happening Slick?
The Rock introduces himself to the bakery owner with his popular nickname.

Oh God dang, how are ya doing, oh, you gotta take a picture before you leave
The owner is excited to meet The Rock and requests to take a photo with him.

Woah, woah, woah, The Rock doesn't wanna take pictures, The Rock just wants a piece of pie, have ya got any of that in this bakery?
The Rock is not interested in taking photos but wants to try some pie.

Oh, I've got every kind of pie you can think of
The owner claims to have a wide variety of pies.

I got strawberry pie, blueberry pie, apple pie (blueberry, what?)
The owner lists a few flavors of pies, naming blueberry twice.

No no no, woah woah woah, Actually Slick, it doesn't matter what type of pie you have Let the Rock tell you a little story about pie
The Rock doesn't care what type of pie it is and wants to share a story about it instead.

Driving down south, though quickly aroused When my car caught a flat near this old farmhouse I hope somebody's home, taking a chance at it Knocked on the door and this fine chick answered
The Rock tells a story about his encounter with a woman when his car broke down in the countryside.

You're the Rock!
The woman recognizes The Rock when he introduces himself.

Can I use the phone?
The Rock asks the woman if he could use her phone to call for help.

I'm shaking
The woman is excited to meet The Rock and is nervous around him.

Sure, if you'll try some of this pie I'm baking
The woman offers The Rock some pie while he uses her phone.

Daisy Duke shorts on, 5 foot stood, I said sure, what the heck, I mean it did smell good So she called Rock in the kitchen towards the vapour There's a grandmother, aunt and a Chinese neighbour?
The Rock describes the woman's appearance and how she led him into the kitchen to try her pie. The Rock also notes the presence of the woman's family members and neighbor.

Well the Rock is gonna tell you again, Kids, it's tough to be the Rock
The Rock repeats that being famous is tough, especially for kids.

Yeah, The Rock knows that might sound crass
The Rock acknowledges that his statement might sound rude or insensitive.

Oh, and by the way, all you jabronis in the locker room, You can all come and kiss The Rock's ass
The Rock takes a friendly jab at his competitors by telling them to figuratively kiss his butt.

‘Cos you know, after the Rock lays the smack down On some big fat ugly hermaphrodite The Rock needs a little distraction And a slice that sounds just right.
The Rock talks about needing a distraction after a tough fight and how a slice of pie can provide that.

The Rock said “Thanks ladies” and more kind words Grandmother said “be polite, eat mine first” So I sat down and tried hers, she looked quite glad Had a strange taste of mold, but it wasn't so bad
The Rock thanks the women for offering him pie and eats the grandmother's pie first upon her request. Although the pie tasted strange because of mold, The Rock didn't mind it.

That's right, The Rock having pie in the country Devoured hers and aunt's and still I was hungry
The Rock enjoyed eating the pies and was surprised that he was still hungry after eating two slices.

“That's all?” Rock said, bored and reading the papers Till finally, a plate of the next door neighbour's Gulped it down fast, cos it really did please I mean it tasted so good, Rock was talking Chinese
The Rock was disappointed when he was informed that there was no more pie until a plate of the neighbor's pie arrived. The Rock enjoyed it so much that he exclaimed in Chinese.

That good pie Oh, that's the pie you was talking about!
The Rock realizes that the pie he was looking for is the same one he had eaten at the woman's place.

Oh yeah, the Rock knows the millions can smell it now It's tough to be The Rock,
The Rock believes that his fans can relate to his struggles of being famous.

No, no, no, no it really is Because you all know the Rock is the most electrifying man in all of showbiz
The Rock maintains that being famous is tough regardless of his popularity.

Because you all know the Rock is the most electrifying man in all of showbiz
The Rock reminds the listeners of his popularity.

You see, when The Rock gets too much, Too much of the fame and all the bright lights He loves to kick back and have a slice, No, no, no, no, no, no The Rock is gonna eat the whole damn pie!
The Rock concludes by saying that he enjoys taking a break from fame and eating pie. He then jokes that he would eat the whole pie rather than a slice.