Father Christmas
Warrant Lyrics


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When I was four I believed in Santa Claus
Though I knew it was my dad
And we would hang up the stockings at Christmas
I'd open presents and I'd be glad

But then last year I played Father Christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor

They said...
Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
Beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit
Don't give my sister a cuddly toy
Don't want a jigsaw, Monopoly money
We only want the real McCoy

Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
Beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed

And give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one
He's got a lot of mouths to feed
And if you've got one, I'll take a machine gun
So I can shoot all the kids down my street

Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
Beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Have yourself a very Merry Christmas
Have yourself a good time
Remember the kids who got nothin'
While you're drinkin' down your wine

Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
Father Christmas, give us some money
We'll beat ya up so don't make us annoyed

Father Christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
Beat you up if you don't hand it over




We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Overall Meaning

The song "Father Christmas" by Warrant is a cover of the original song by The Kinks. The lyrics tell a story about a man who played the role of Father Christmas (Santa Claus) but was mugged by a group of kids who demanded money rather than toys. The song opens with the singer reminiscing about his childhood belief in Santa Claus, even though he knew it was his dad. However, when the singer played the role of Father Christmas, he was met with unexpected hostility from the children who demanded money instead of toys. Interestingly, this indicates a shift in societal attitudes towards Christmas and the commercialization of the holiday.


The lyrics also touch upon the economic struggles of working-class families during the holiday season. The children's demand for money is not just about greed, but also about the harsh reality of poverty. The song's reference to the singer's father needing a job and having "a lot of mouths to feed" highlights the struggle to make ends meet during the holiday season. The final verse serves as a stark reminder of the disparity and inequality that still exists in our society.


Overall, "Father Christmas" is a poignant social commentary on the commercialization of Christmas, the economic struggles of working-class families during the holiday season, and the harsh reality of poverty and inequality.


Line by Line Meaning

When I was four I believed in Santa Claus
I used to believe in the magic of Christmas and that Santa Claus was a real person who brought presents for children


Though I knew it was my dad
Despite understanding that my father was the one who provided the presents, I still enjoyed the tradition


And we would hang up the stockings at Christmas
As a family, we would decorate and prepare for the holiday by hanging up stockings to be filled with presents


I'd open presents and I'd be glad
I was always happy and grateful when I received presents on Christmas morning


But then last year I played Father Christmas
In the past year, I dressed up as Santa Claus to spread Christmas cheer


I stood outside a department store
I dressed up in my Santa suit and stood outside a store to greet customers and spread holiday cheer


A gang of kids came over and mugged me
A group of kids approached me and stole from me


And knocked my reindeer to the floor
The kids were so rough that they even knocked over my reindeer decoration


Father Christmas, give us some money
The kids demanded that I give them money instead of toys


Don't mess around with those silly toys
They saw toys as childish and worthless, and wanted money instead


Beat you up if you don't hand it over
They threatened me with violence if I didn't give them money


We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
They made it clear that they were serious and that I should comply with their demands


Give all the toys to the little rich boys
They didn't think they deserved toys, and believed that only rich children should have them


Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit
They even went so far as to specify what toys they didn't want me to give their siblings


Don't give my sister a cuddly toy
They didn't want any cute or sentimental toys for their sisters


Don't want a jigsaw, Monopoly money
They rejected any form of play or fantasy, and preferred real money


We only want the real McCoy
They were firm in their insistence that they only wanted actual money, not fake substitutes


And give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one
The kids even asked for a practical gift: a job for their unemployed father


He's got a lot of mouths to feed
They explained that their father had a large family to take care of


And if you've got one, I'll take a machine gun
One of the kids even requested a weapon to take revenge on other kids in the neighborhood


So I can shoot all the kids down my street
They had violent fantasies and weren't afraid to express them


Have yourself a very Merry Christmas
Despite the violent encounter, the singer wishes everyone a happy holiday


Have yourself a good time
They encourage everyone to enjoy the holiday season


Remember the kids who got nothin'
The singer asks that people remember those who didn't receive presents or couldn't afford to celebrate the holiday


While you're drinkin' down your wine
The singer acknowledges that many people will be indulging in food and drink over the holiday season


Father Christmas, give us some money
The song ends with a repeat of the earlier line, as a reminder of the demands of the violent kids


We'll beat ya up so don't make us annoyed
They again threaten violence if their demand for money is not met




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Written by: Ray Davies

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