Model Citizen
Warren Zevon Lyrics


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Don't bring the milk in
Leave it on the porch
Don't read the papers
Don't mow the lawn no more
Drive to the market
At the break of dawn
Watch 'em unload the produce
Then ride right back home

[CHORUS]
It's the white man's burden
And it weighs a ton
I'm a family man
Model citizen
Tormen the mailman
Terrorize the maid
Try to teach 'em some manners
Whip 'em into shape
Down in the basement
I've got a Craftsman lathe
Show it to the children
When they misbehave

[CHORUS]
I'm a law-abiding man
I'm a good Samaritan
I pay my taxes when I can
Model citizen
In the cool of the evening
When the sun goes down
My wife's playing canasta
With everyone in town
When I feel the pressure
And I need a break
Load up the Winnebago
Drive it in the lake





[CHORUS]

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Warren Zevon's "Model Citizen" portray a character that on the surface appears to be a respectable and law-abiding citizen but is in fact controlling and abusive towards those around him. The first verse of the song suggests that he demands his family to stop engaging in basic household chores such as bringing in the milk, mowing the lawn, and reading the papers. Instead, he goes to the market, where he visits the produce section before returning home. The chorus, "It's the white man's burden, and it weighs a ton, I'm a family man, model citizen," gives the impression of someone who takes pride in his role as a provider for his family but shows signs of underlying racism.


The second verse reveals the darker side of the character, wherein he terrorizes the mailman and the maid, believing that he can teach them some manners and whip them into shape. In the basement, he has a Craftsman lathe that he shows to his children when they misbehave, implying that he uses it as a form of punishment. The character is proud of being a good Samaritan and paying taxes, but his actions contradict his beliefs. In the final verse, he is shown attending parties with his wife, and when he feels pressured, he takes the Winnebago and drives it into the lake, indicating a possible escape from his problems.


Line by Line Meaning

Don't bring the milk in
I have no interest in being helpful or productive in any way


Leave it on the porch
Everything in life is irrelevant, even getting the milk out of the rain


Don't read the papers
Avoiding information, I disengage from the world


Don't mow the lawn no more
I'll let the lawn grow because I can't be bothered to do anything about it


Drive to the market
I'll only do something that benefits myself, like going to the supermarket


At the break of dawn
I'll do it before anyone else is awake to witness it


Watch 'em unload the produce
I take pleasure in observing others work and provide for me


Then ride right back home
After seeing what I wanted to see, I retreat back into my bubble


It's the white man's burden
I'm aware of my privileges but blame them for my lack of motivation


And it weighs a ton
My laziness and disinterest drain me of energy


I'm a family man
I have a wife and kids, but I'm not invested in their lives


Model citizen
I present myself as the ideal member of society, but it's just for show


Tormen the mailman
I take out my frustrations on people who are just trying to do their jobs


Terrorize the maid
I'm a bully to those beneath me, using my power to inflict harm


Try to teach 'em some manners
I believe I know better than others and force my values onto them


Whip 'em into shape
If someone doesn't comply with my demands, I'll use force to get my way


Down in the basement
I have my own secret place where I can indulge in my hobbies


I've got a Craftsman lathe
I have a tool that I can use to create and control things


Show it to the children
I want to impress and intimidate those who are weaker than me


When they misbehave
I'll use my power and tools to punish those who don't follow my rules


I'm a law-abiding man
I abide by the law, but only because it benefits me to do so


I'm a good Samaritan
I'll only help others if there's something in it for me or if I can gain recognition


I pay my taxes when I can
I'll pay my taxes if it's convenient, but I'll also find ways to avoid them if possible


In the cool of the evening
I'll only do something enjoyable when it's comfortable for me


When the sun goes down
I'm not a morning person, and I prefer to do things when others are resting


My wife's playing canasta
My wife has her own interests and social circles, from which I'm detached


With everyone in town
My wife is more involved in the community than I am, and I'm indifferent to it


When I feel the pressure
I can't handle stress and look for ways to escape instead of facing it


And I need a break
I'll only take a break if it suits my own agenda


Load up the Winnebago
I have the means to escape, but only because I've accumulated wealth


Drive it in the lake
I'll destroy what I have if it no longer serves me, regardless of the consequences




Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group, MUSIC & MEDIA INT'L, INC.
Written by: LEROY MARINELL, WARREN ZEVON, WADDY (ROBERT) WACHTEL

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