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Wendi & YN ft. Snoop Dogg & J. Black Lyrics

You're back now at the jack-off hour, this is DJ EZ Dicc
DJ EZ Dicc is welcoming listeners back to the late-night radio show where explicit content is broadcasted.

On WBALLZ, right now, somethin' new, by Snoop Doggy Dogg
The current program on the WBALLZ radio station is Snoop Doggy Dogg's latest song.

And this one goes out to the ladies, from all the guys
The song is dedicated to women from the men who are listening to it.

A big bow wow wow, 'cause we gon' make it a little misty here tonight
The song is going to be sexually charged and explicit, setting up the atmosphere for the rest of the show.

When I met you last night, baby
The artist is referring to a one-night stand that took place recently.

Before you opened up your gap
Before the woman started speaking.

I had respect for you, lady
The singer had a favorable opinion of the woman before he slept with her.

But now I take it all back
After their sexual encounter, the artist's opinion of the woman has changed.

'Cause you gave me all your pussy
The woman was sexually intimate with the artist.

And you even licked my balls
The woman performed oral sex on the artist.

Leave your number on the cabinet
The singer is instructing the woman to leave her phone number behind for future sexual encounters.

And I promise, baby, I'll give you a call
The artist assures the woman he will call her when he wants to have sex again.

Next time I'm feelin' kinda horny
The singer will reach out to the woman when he is feeling sexually aroused.

You can come on over, and I'll break you off
The singer is telling the woman to come over so he can have sex with her.

And if you can't fuck that day, baby
If the woman is not able to have sex that day.

Just lay back, and open your mouth
The artist will still be able to receive oral sex from her.

'Cause I have never met a girl
The artist has not met a woman he loves.

That I love in the whole wide world
The singer has never been in love before.

Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke
Kurupt does not care about women because they would only cost him money.

I'd never have no motherfuckin' indo to smoke
If Kurupt cared about women, he would not have enough money to buy marijuana.

I gets loc'd and looney, bitch, you can't do me
Kurupt can become angry and violent, and women do not have the ability to control him.

Do we look like BBD? You hoochie groupie
The woman is not going to be successful in seducing Kurupt because he is not impressed by her advances.

I have no love for hoes
Kurupt does not have any positive feelings towards women.

That's somethin' that I learnt in Tha Pound
Kurupt learned to not have emotional attachments to women from his experiences in the gangster lifestyle.

So how the fuck am I supposed to pay this ho
Kurupt is questioning how he is going to compensate the woman for sexual acts.

Just to lay this ho?
Kurupt does not want to pay the woman for sex.

I know the pussy's mines, I'ma fuck a couple more times
Kurupt is planning to have sex with the woman multiple times without paying her.

And then I'm through with it, there's nothin' else to do with it
After Kurupt has had sex with the woman a few times, he no longer wants to interact with her.

Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Kurupt is encouraging his friend to also have sex with the woman.

'Cause she ain't nothin' but a bitch to me
The woman means nothing to Kurupt beyond being a sexual partner.

And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
Kurupt reiterates that he has no respect or positive feelings towards women.

I gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention?
Kurupt is frustrated with people for not listening to his unapologetic stance towards women.

Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Kurupt challenges others to come up with a different perspective towards women, as he has no intention of viewing them in a positive light.

Hoe, you'll never be my only one, trick ass bitch
Kurupt insults the woman, making it clear that she will not be his exclusive spouse or partner.

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
The singer believes that sex is more enjoyable when his friends are also able to participate.

Guess who's back in the motherfuckin' house?
Snoop Dogg is announcing his triumphant return to the music industry.

With a fat dick for your motherfuckin' mouth
Snoop Dogg's lyrics are vulgar and explicit, referencing his genitalia.

Hoes recognize, niggas do too
Both women and men are aware of Snoop Dogg's fame and reputation.

'Cause when bitches get scandalous and pull a voodoo
Snoop Dogg is referencing the negative actions some women take when they are displeased with men.

What you gon' do? You really don't know
Snoop Dogg is questioning men's ability to handle the potential fallout from women's negative reactions.

So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe
Snoop Dogg warns men to not trust women who may cause them trouble in the future.

Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
Snoop Dogg is admitting he made a mistake by developing feelings for a woman.

Knowin' damn well I'm too caught up with my grip
Snoop Dogg is too preoccupied with his money to be committed to a relationship.

Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger (uh-huh)
Snoop Dogg is acknowledging his increasing success and confidence.

How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop Doggy?
Snoop Dogg is bragging about his popularity amongst women.

I'm all the above
Snoop Dogg has the qualities desirable to many women.

I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
Snoop Dogg is quick-witted and can avoid being tricked by women.

But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it
Snoop Dogg feels that sex is more enjoyable when his friends can also participate.

'Cause you know I don't love 'em
Snoop Dogg does not have any deep emotional attachments to the women he has sex with or who are interested in him.

Woo! Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
Warren G is introducing himself and providing instructions on how to listen to his music.

One for the money, two for the bitches
Warren G's lyrics are explicit and focused on money and sex.

Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
Warren G is making a reference to the hydraulics system in his car, which he can control to make the car bounce.

In my Chevy, six-fo', red to be exact
Warren G is describing his car: a red Chevy Impala from 1964 with a hydraulics system.

With bitches on my side, and bitches on my back
Warren G is surrounded by women who are interested in him and want to have sex with him.

So back up bitch because I'm strugglin'
Warren G is feeling challenged by the amount of attention he is receiving from women.

Just get on your knees and then start jugglin'
Warren G is telling the woman to perform oral sex on him.

These motherfuckin' nuts in your mouth
Warren G is continuing the vulgar and explicit language, referring to his testicles.

It's me, Warren G, the nigga with the clout (woo)
Warren G is asserting himself as a successful and popular person in his community.

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
Warren G echoes Snoop Dogg's sentiment that sex is more enjoyable when shared with friends.

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
Warren G repeats the same phrase to emphasize the importance of communal sex.

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
Warren G concludes the song with the same phrase, reinforcing the message that sex is most enjoyable when shared with friends.

(Soul)
The song ends on a repetitive loop of a soul sample, creating an ambiance of nostalgia for the listener.