Cut The Mullet
Wesley Willis Lyrics


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Do something about your long filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mullet off your skull
Take your ass to the barbershop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull?

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet





Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Insure One, it's the insurance superstore

Overall Meaning

Wesley Willis's song "Cut The Mullet" is a satirical commentary on the popular hairstyle, the mullet. The lyrics poke fun at the absurdity of the hairdo and implore individuals with the hairstyle to do something about it. In the first verse, Willis describes the hair as filthy and resembling a rat's nest, urging those with the hairstyle to take action and cut it off. The repetition of the phrase "cut the mullet" in the chorus emphasizes the necessity of getting rid of the hairstyle. Willis goes on to criticize the hairstyle, claiming that it is the reason why people hate the individual with the mullet. He asserts that nobody wants to look at someone with a mullet on their head and that it is essential to cut it off to avoid looking like an "asshole" and "numbskull."


The final line, "Rock over London, rock on Chicago, Insure One, it's the insurance superstore," is a non-sequitur and appears to be an advertisement for Insure One, an insurance company in Illinois. It is unclear why Willis included this line, but it adds to the humorous and satirical nature of the song.


Overall, "Cut The Mullet" is a lighthearted and humorous song that pokes fun at a popular hairstyle while urging individuals to consider changing their appearance.


Line by Line Meaning

Do something about your long filthy hair
It's about time you get rid of those disgusting locks


It looks like a rat's nest
Your hair is so tangled and messy that it resembles a rodent's home


Do something about your mullet
That outdated hairstyle needs to go NOW


Get out the hair clippers, jerk
Take the initiative and use some hair clippers to chop off that mullet, you imbecile


Cut the mullet
It's imperative that you sever that mullet


The mullet is the reason why people hate you
Your abominable hairstyle is the root cause of why people despise you


They are sick of looking at your nappy wheat sack
People are disgusted by the sight of your unkempt hair


Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
You're repelling others with that awful hairdo


Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull?
You're being a complete fool by keeping that mullet intact, so why not do the sensible thing and chop it off?


Rock over London, rock on Chicago
This line is not related to the song's meaning and is likely a non-sequitur added for artistic effect


Insure One, it's the insurance superstore
This line is not related to the song's meaning and is likely a commercial jingle inserted into the song




Lyrics © CONCORD MUSIC PUBLISHING LLC
Written by: WESLEY WILLIS

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Comments from YouTube:

@dsads4369

Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole is one of the greatest lyrics I've ever heard.

@justinandsheba

Damn straight.

@HerrinSchadenfreude

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jrichhaze

Yeah that line separates the mediocre from the true virtuoso-in willis

@GeneralTomFoolery1

It's such a good line.

@willisblumelive

Yessssirrrrrr, I am glad y'all remember too.

@atomjack

When I saw him in Berkeley in 2002, I approached him before the show and asked if I could record it. He mumbled under his breath, "get the fuck outta here", so I slowly backed away, saying "alright". Then he got all animated and said "Sure you can record it!" It wasn't until later I realized he was probably telling the demons to get the fuck outta here, not me.

@TourettesOrc

atomjack you’re lucky to be alive

@exergue1315

Tourettes Orc he wasn’t dangerous. Those of us who were lucky enough to meet him are blessed 😇

@golz9785

Exergue13 — hey it’s TourettesOrc here, I know I was just joking. I love Wes.

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