BAD
Wha-Le' Lyrics

左手拿着你一袋的保养品
Holding your bag of skincare products in my left hand

右手提着你的LV
Carrying your LV bag in my right hand

每次跟你的同学朋友姐妹吃饭
Every time I have a meal with your friends and sisters

我的口音还要假装ABC
I even have to pretend to have an American accent

(我只会讲一点点的中文)
(I can only speak a little Chinese)

明明我的学历只有国小毕业而己
Even though my education is only primary school

跟人家介绍说我是Dr.林
Introducing myself to others as Dr. Lin

(Nice to meet you)
(Nice to meet you)

全身上下从头到脚一身的臭屁
Being full of arrogance from head to toe

你说这样才是很fashion
You think this is very fashionable

Baby你坏坏 (坏坏)
Baby, you are naughty

只是刚刚好而己
But that's just okay

愿打愿挨的剧情
A plot of willing to give and take punishment

这不是在拍韩剧
This is not a Korean drama

但是我还是一样爱你
But I still love you the same

某位兄弟找我聊聊天打屁
A brother came to chat with me

你就说他长得穷凶又恶极
You said he looks very fierce and poor

为了怕那位兄弟把我带坏
To avoid being influenced by that brother

明天开始我要关禁闭
I will isolate myself starting tomorrow

(活该)
(Serves me right)

逢年过节带你回家探亲
Bringing you home for family visits on special occasions

你把我的家人当做空气
You treat my family like air

我想了又想这些以上
I have thought about all of these things

荒谬的行径
Absurd behavior

也许是我自己有问题
Perhaps I have the problem

我就像小毛驴
I'm like a little donkey

你每天都要骑
You ride me every day

有一天你心血来潮
One day, you suddenly decide

骑着去shopping
To ride me to go shopping

你手里拿着小皮鞭
You hold a little leather whip in your hand

你心里真得意
You are truly pleased with yourself

你抽(啊) 你抽(啊)
You snap the whip (ah, ah)

抽出了浪漫的旋律
A romantic melody is created

我就快要变成神经病
I'm about to go crazy

我想我的故事就说到这里
I think my story ends here

我得赶紧回家给她褒汤去
I have to hurry home to cook soup for her

也许你们听起来 非常不可思议
Maybe it sounds unbelievable to you

但这就发生在你生活里
But this happens in your own life

告诉你这就是真爱情
Let me tell you, this is true love