Quality Time
Whitehouse Lyrics


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Say you're a toilet
Say you're a human toilet
Say it
Say you're a dirty whore
Say it
Say you're a cheap fucking Manningham pig slut whore
What are you?
Come on, baby
What are you?
Come on, baby, twenty goes a long way
What are you up to now anyway?
Twenty buys a lot of groceries, you know
You're costing me a fortune
Say you're a human toilet
Come on, come on
Say you're a human toilet
Cunt's a human toilet
Baby's a human toilet

Take the shit
Ten if you take the shit
Take a bit of that shit off
Take the shit
Ten for a bit of shit
Take the shit
Cream your thighs
Cream up your thighs
Cream your thighs
Come on, baby

Baby creams her thighs
Creamy thighs
Cream your thighs
Cream up your thighs
Come on, baby
Pig whore
Face on the floor
Baby's face on the floor
Go for the pile
That's good
Go for the pile
Come on, baby
Come on, cunt
Go on
Go on, baby
Dirty whore
Go for the pile
That's good
Baby digs for it
Dig, dig
Baby digs for it
Go for the pile
Face on the floor
Baby's face on the floor
Excellent
Cream your thighs
Cream up your thighs
Cream your thighs
Baby creams her thighs
That's good
Go for it, baby
Go for it, cunt

Nothing happened?
Nothing happened?
His shit's in your mouth and you're saying nothing happened?
His shit's in baby's mouth, baby's mouth and nothing happened?




Quality time
Quality time

Overall Meaning

The song "Quality Time" by Whitehouse is a disturbing and provocative track that uses harsh and explicit language to describe a scenario of sexual degradation and humiliation. The lyrics are essentially an exchange between a man and a woman, with the man instructing the woman to perform demeaning and disgusting acts, such as pretending to be a human toilet and eating feces. The language used is incredibly vulgar and dehumanizing, referencing the woman as a "dirty whore" and a "cheap fucking Manningham pig slut".


The repeated commands to "cream your thighs" and "go for the pile" are particularly disturbing, as they suggest that the woman is being coerced into engaging in activities that are deeply unhygienic and degrading. The notion of "quality time" is obviously meant to be ironic, as no one in their right mind would consider this kind of behavior a positive experience. Instead, the song is a scathing indictment of the abusive and violent behavior that some men inflict upon women, reinforcing harmful gender stereotypes and trivializing sexual assault.


Line by Line Meaning

Say you're a toilet
Asking the other person to agree to be in a demeaning position


Say you're a human toilet
Asking the other person to agree to be treated like a toilet


Say it
Insistent demand for the other person to comply


Say you're a dirty whore
Asking the other person to agree to be called a derogatory name


Say it
Insistent demand for the other person to comply


Say you're a cheap fucking Manningham pig slut whore
Asking the other person to agree to be called an even more derogatory name


What are you?
Challenging the other person's character


Come on, baby
Encouragement to carry on the demeaning behavior


What are you?
Challenging the other person's character


Come on, baby, twenty goes a long way
Implying that the other person is only in it for the money


What are you up to now anyway?
Suggesting that the other person has ulterior motives


Twenty buys a lot of groceries, you know
Justifying payment for the demeaning behavior


You're costing me a fortune
Complaining about the cost of the behavior


Say you're a human toilet
Asking the other person to agree to be treated like a toilet


Come on, come on
Insistent demand for the other person to comply


Say you're a human toilet
Asking the other person to agree to be treated like a toilet


Cunt's a human toilet
Referring to the other person as a derogatory name


Baby's a human toilet
Referring to the other person as a demeaning object


Take the shit
Asking the other person to accept waste material


Ten if you take the shit
Offering payment in exchange for the disgusting behavior


Take a bit of that shit off
Asking the other person to remove the waste material from a specific location


Take the shit
Asking the other person to accept waste material


Ten for a bit of shit
Offering payment for an additional demeaning act


Take the shit
Asking the other person to accept waste material


Cream your thighs
Asking the other person to sexually arouse themselves


Cream up your thighs
Asking the other person to sexually arouse themselves


Cream your thighs
Asking the other person to sexually arouse themselves


Come on, baby
Encouragement to carry on the demeaning behavior


Baby creams her thighs
The other person complies with sexual arousal request


Creamy thighs
Describing the effect of the sexual arousal request


Cream your thighs
Asking the other person to sexually arouse themselves


Cream up your thighs
Asking the other person to sexually arouse themselves


Come on, baby
Encouragement to carry on the demeaning behavior


Pig whore
Referring to the other person as a derogatory name


Face on the floor
Asking the other person to adopt a specific position


Baby's face on the floor
The other person complies with the request to adopt a specific position


Go for the pile
Asking the other person to engage in a disgusting behavior


That's good
Praising the other person for engaging in the disgusting behavior


Go for the pile
Asking the other person to engage in a disgusting behavior


Come on, baby
Encouragement to carry on the demeaning behavior


Come on, cunt
Referring to the other person with a really derogatory name


Go on
Encouragement to carry on the disgusting behavior


Go on, baby
Encouragement to carry on the demeaning behavior


Dirty whore
Referring to the other person as a derogatory name


Go for the pile
Asking the other person to engage in a disgusting behavior


That's good
Praising the other person for engaging in the disgusting behavior


Baby digs for it
The other person complies with the request to engage in a disgusting behavior


Dig, dig
Encouragement to carry on the disgusting behavior


Baby digs for it
The other person complies with the request to engage in a disgusting behavior


Go for the pile
Asking the other person to engage in a disgusting behavior


Face on the floor
Asking the other person to adopt a specific position


Baby's face on the floor
The other person complies with the request to adopt a specific position


Excellent
Praising the other person for following orders


Cream your thighs
Asking the other person to sexually arouse themselves


Cream up your thighs
Asking the other person to sexually arouse themselves


Cream your thighs
Asking the other person to sexually arouse themselves


Baby creams her thighs
The other person complies with sexual arousal request


That's good
Praising the other person for complying with the request


Go for it, baby
Encouragement to carry on the demeaning behavior


Go for it, cunt
Encouragement to carry on the demeaning behavior


Nothing happened?
Denial that anything unusual is happening


Nothing happened?
Denial that anything unusual is happening


His shit's in your mouth and you're saying nothing happened?
Pointing out the absurdity of the denial


His shit's in baby's mouth, baby's mouth and nothing happened?
Pointing out the absurdity of the denial


Quality time
Ironic reference to the disgusting behavior being enjoyable




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