American Apparel Ad Girls
Willam Courtney & Alaska Lyrics

I like it when you don′t touch my hair
The singer prefers that their hair is not touched.

I'd prefer it if you don′t touch my hair
The singer strongly requests that their hair not be touched.

Chapstick and mascara Dawson's fifty load weekend Anus Laser hair removal Willam, perhaps?
A list of unrelated items.

We know it when you're creeping You know our D is there So please feel free to like us And buy these tops we wear These here shirts (Oh my gosh, I′m on that t-shirt!) They′re good shirts (Fag swag) They're good shirts (This merchandise is for sale) Sickening
The artist is asking listeners to follow them on social media and buy their merchandise.

Bisexual uber-drivers Tell me about it My voice (ohh) Lupita Nyong′o (delicious) The Courtney Act patented lubing technique
A list of unrelated items.

You play the saxophone? I thought you said you were good at sex Alaska 5000
A playful exchange between two people about skills they may or may not have.

Capezio pantyhose without any runs Feeling my oats when I'm out with Gia Gunn Queens with old school names like, Nicole Paige Brooks And having Mathu Anderson beating your face, uhh Being tucked continuously for a month Or being one of the American Apparel ad girls Being, one of the American Apparel ad girls
A list of enjoyable experiences, including participating in a drag competition, being made up by a skilled makeup artist, and modeling for a popular clothing brand's advertisements.

I like Britney Spears circa 2007 Oh, I love it when it smells like your mom washes your clothes I like Ariana Grande so much, I wanna order an Ariana Venti I like turtles What? I like people who are pretty in their own unique way, so, no I like your pussy I like Happy Cow I like when you drink that espresso and you have to poop immediately I like turtles
A list of things the artist likes, ranging from specific celebrities to general experiences.

I like it when you don't touch my hair (really) They′re good shirts I like it when you don't touch my hair (no, I'm serious) They′re good shirts (I′d prefer it if you don't touch my hair) Sickening (Stay the fuck away from my hair)
The artist reiterates their preference for not having their hair touched and praises the quality of their merchandise.

They're good shirts (Oh, they′re good shirts baby) They're good shirts Sickening That′s all
The artist continues to praise the quality of their merchandise.