Boy Is a Bottom
Willam Lyrics

He's just a boy, but he's a bottom
Despite being young, he takes the submissive role in sexual acts

Make him try to top, he'll cry
If he attempts to take the dominant role, he is uncomfortable and will express it emotionally

Never even said he's bi
He has not identified himself as attracted to both males and females

It says 'he's vers' up on his Grindr
On the dating app Grindr, he has marked his preference as 'versatile', meaning he is willing to both receive and give sexual pleasure

"Versatile", yeah, okay
He is not actually 'versatile', but rather strictly a bottom

Girl, you know you're super gay
You are very attracted to men, especially those who are gay and want to take on the dominant role

Ass up and pull those pants down
Expose your buttocks and remove your clothing from the waist down

(I had heard at one time that he had a gown)
At one point there was a rumor that he wore women's clothing

His hole is medium rare (pink)
His anus is a light shade of pink, typically used to refer to cooked meat that is still slightly pink in the center

And you won't find a hair (stink)
There is no hair around his anus, implying cleanliness

He got Fleet enemas for days
He frequently uses Fleet enemas, which are used to cleanse the rectum before anal sex

60 minutes in the gym
He spends a lot of time exercising

45 of that is showering
He spends the majority of his time at the gym in the shower

"He's a jock"
He is athletic and muscular

Least he wears one on a date (ah-ooh)
He wears a condom during sexual activity

Asspussy, sweet and clean (ah-ah-ooh)
His anus is clean and free of odor, allowing for pleasurable anal sex

A total top's total dream
He is the ideal partner for someone who prefers to take the dominant, or 'top', role in sexual activity

That hole ain't been tight for years
His anus is not as tight as it once was, possibly due to frequent anal sex

Slopabottomus queer
A derogatory term used to refer to someone who is a bottom and not cleanly

Rectal prolapse be damned (it's cool, it's cool, it's cool)
He is not concerned about the possibility of rectal prolapse, which is a medical condition caused by repeated anal sex that can cause the rectum to protrude from the body

Shove it up in his can (take that, take it)
Insert your penis into his anus

Dickpig
A derogatory term used to refer to someone who is obsessed with penises

Over here, pig
Come closer, you penis-obsessed individual

Make my shaft disappear in your rear, pig
Perform anal sex on me

Double penetration with you up in here, pig
Engage in sexual activity with two penises inside you at once

Are you scared, pig?
Are you nervous or afraid to engage in such sexual acts?

This goes there, pig
Put your mouth or anus on my penis

And on your backdoor that's my tongue, pig
I will perform oral sex on your anus

Yeah, that's your boy gash
Referring to the appearance of his anus

Into my twink stash
Referring to his collection of young, attractive male sexual partners

Keep sucking me, do it 'til I'm tucking, G
Keep performing oral sex on me until I am fully erect and ready to engage in sexual intercourse

Yes, I'm a top, 'cause ain't nobody fuckin' me
He chooses to take the dominant role in sexual activity because he does not enjoy being the bottom

Never gonna bottom, never gonna bottom
He is stating that he will never take the submissive role in sexual activity

Whoaaaa... Whoa... Whoa... Whooa... Whoaaa...
Vocalization to end the song