Love You Like a Big Schlong
Willam Lyrics


love you like a big schlong
song parody by willam belli, based on selena gomez's "love you like a love song"

i like dick a ton,
and some balls, foreskin, and perineum (that's the taint!)
and i guess right now well i'll suck you son
and then call your friends to come dump and run
on them balls i'll hum

if you're hung or cut,
even small like a Gaysian—but prove me wrong!
with your cream of some young guy
gimme long duck dong (dong dong dong dong)
i even shaved my thighs (so smooth!)
'cause i want you to go down there

I, I love you like a big schlong baby
I, I love you like a big schlong baby (oh, it's gonna hurt!)
I, I love you like a big schlong baby
and i keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

I, I love you like a big schlong baby
I, I love you like a big schlong baby
I, I love you like a big schlong baby
and i keep makin' it skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

no shade, no tea
i'm a size queen looking for 23 (centimeters!)
want your whole enchilada inside of me (whoa, too spicy!)
with no queso please
dick cheese makes me wheeze
and i also like BBC:

Big Black Cock please
if you don't get down
brothers gather round (c'mere!)
what can do for you, fuck me boo, hell bring your crew
so fun, let me spit my gum

Go ahead and stare
I'll suck 'em all
while takin pics on my phone (fuckin' Verizon)
dickpig from the start, sperm-laden sharts
oops, i'ma change my thong!

(don't be rounding' up!)

Contributed by Levi W. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
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willam belli

Selena has seen it. I spoke with her at the New Now Next awards. Her stylist showed it to her and she was very nice about it. Beautiful in person. WILLAM

gangurogeisha

I'm trying to annoy my roommate by playing this song. (She's a Selenator). LOL

Sour Eggz

gangurogeisha You are the worst... and I'm lovin' it.

cece bruh

help me, Willam is seriously becoming my favorite

Freddie Grimshaw

Bitch you don't need no help, you need to be spreadin' the word of Willam, just the same way she spreads her thighs.

Imogen Porter

I love it so much

Yousef AL-Yousef Gold&Silver Coins &gemstones :D

dont fight it just let it happen XD

pennyfarthing

Anonymous Queen help me also, how is this hapPENING

cece bruh

igreiug
yeah

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sopranootano18

Willam is the Weird Al of drag and I live.

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