Thick Thighs
Willam Lyrics

You've got a tank ass,
Your buttocks are large and powerful like a tank vehicle.

Four wheel drive
Your buttocks have four times the power and strength of a regular buttocks.

Fat like a manatee
Your body is large and rounded like the shape of a manatee sea mammal.

Double Wide
Your body is twice the size of a regular person.

Do your lunges
Perform the exercise of bending down and standing back up to help shape and tone your body.

Do dem squats
Perform the exercise of lowering your body and standing back up to help shape and tone your body.

So you can keep on eatin' dem tater tots
Exercise to be able to continue enjoying delicious potato snacks without worrying about weight gain.

Chilling like an iceberg
Your demeanor is as cool and calm as an iceberg floating in water.

Ass Titanic
Your buttocks are as large and unstoppable as the Titanic ship before it sunk.

Ride Sally Ride almost off the planet
Your movement and strength while riding is causing you to leave the planet's surface almost entirely.

Mmm Mmm Good
Your body looks and feels exceptionally delicious and satisfying.

Like Campbells canned it
Your body is prepared and ready for consumption, like food that has been canned by the Campbell's company.

Price check on that ass
I need to know the value of your buttocks because they are so impressive.

‘cause I'm bout to scan it
I want to thoroughly examine and appreciate the beauty of your buttocks.

Hard Rock don't wiggle,
A person with a sturdy and strong body does not wiggle or shake easily.

But the jelly do jam
A person with fatty areas will jiggle and shake, like a jelly substance that is set and cannot be easily moved.

Make the neighbor break a sweat
Your body movements are so impressive that even your neighbors are sweating from watching you.

Make me holler Goddamn
Your movements and appearance are so impressive that it elicits an exclamation of surprise and delight from me.

Chub rub aint wrong
The rubbing together of your thighs and buttocks is not a bad thing.

if you're doin it right
As long as you are exercising and taking care of your body, the rubbing together of your thighs and buttocks is not a bad thing.

Start a fire in your pants,
The sensation of your thighs and buttocks rubbing together can create a feeling of heat and excitement.

Let it burn all night
Enjoy the feeling of your thighs and buttocks rubbing together all night long.

Back it up, show it off
Move your buttocks backwards to display and showcase its impressive size and shape.

Make it wink when you cough
Your buttocks will shake and move even with the slightest movement like coughing or other involuntary actions.

Serve a thigh, shake a breast
Display your thighs and breasts in a way that is both impressive and tantalizing.

See a chicken bucket dress
Wear an outfit that is reminiscent of a bucket of fried chicken, adding to the impression of your size and curves.

Tree trunks make ya thunk
Thick and powerful legs resembling tree trunks make others think and imagine the strength of your body as a whole.

That you wanna dip and dunk
Others may feel the desire to submerge themselves in and experience every part of your impressive body.

It's a meal not a snack,
Your body is not just a small portion or treat to be enjoyed, but a whole meal, representing a full and satisfying experience.

Let me hear you holler back.
Agree with and embrace the impressive nature of your body by outwardly expressing satisfaction and confidence.

Thick thighs make the Dick Rise
The appearance and movements of your thick thighs evoke a sexual response in others, causing an erection.

(Thick thighs make the Dick Rise)
The physical attraction and pleasure that comes from thick thighs causing an erection.

Yes Big Girl
Embrace your size and curves as a confident and attractive big girl, rather than feeling insecure or ashamed.

Cute face, thick thighs gonna make the dick rise
Your attractive facial features coupled with thick and impressive thigh size will cause an erection in others.

On a pole, on a role
Dancing and performing on a pole or in a role can further showcase the impressive size and movements of your body.

Loose meat and a hole
Your body has curves and movement reminiscent of loose meat and creates a desirable hole with intimacy.

Dump trucks taking money like they pay tolls
Your large and impressive body is able to make and earn money like large dump trucks that pay tolls on the highway.

This piggy hair roast beef ain't sharin none
Your impressive and attractive body is not meant to be shared or given to others, but is instead a treasure to be admired and enjoyed by only yourself.

Legs on fleek
Your legs look amazing and well-proportioned.

La-La-Looking for fun
Your impressive body and appearance is a source of fun and enjoyment for both yourself and others.

I've got a finger sandwhich in my cellulite
A light-hearted joke that implies that even the small cracks and crevices of your impressive body could be used creatively, such as creating a sandwich using fingers in the cellulite.

Like a meat lover's pizza, now that's delight
Your body and appearance is a source of joy and pleasure, like the delicious experience of a meat lover's pizza.

Hamstrings got the dick tryna stand up right.
The muscles and movements of your hamstrings can cause sexual arousal and make men's penises harden and stand up straight.

I'mma need two hands, let me drop the mic
It will take two hands to fully appreciate and enjoy your body, so the artist is dropping the microphone as a sign of respect and admiration.

Feel the burn, feel the burn
The intense exercise and sensation of burning calories and toning muscles can be painful but ultimately fulfilling and satisfying.

Squeeze and tone and squeeze and tone
Repeat the exercise of squeezing and tensing muscles in order to bring out their strength and power.