Let's Have a KaiKai
Willam & Rhea Litre Lyrics

Whats Up, its Rhea, leave a message.
Rhea is introducing herself and asking for a message.

Hey, Im calling you back
Rhea is returning a missed call.

Oh, my trade was a bitch tonight, and by bitch I mean his dick!
Rhea had a bad experience with her client's performance.

No hard-on, nowhere.
The client did not get an erection.

So I had to put on the wigs, miss the gigs, wash the asses, and to get no trade honey!
Rhea had to prepare but did not get any customers.

And you know a bag of coke should stand for Motha Fucka w/ a limp stick!
Rhea is making a crude joke about her client having a flaccid penis.

So then I get to his house, looking like a god damned supermodel
Rhea is describing her glamorous appearance.

And greeted, not by a replica of John Holmes at the door, but our friend, flaccid Downey Jr.
Rhea expected a well-endowed man but was disappointed.

Yes Honey, his partying shut down the KiKi
The party atmosphere was ruined by the client's behavior.

Guess he blew before me, Maybe he was smoking the T
Rhea suspects the client ejaculated early due to drug use.

So I hope you're up girl, cause I am coming over
Rhea is inviting someone over for a fun time.

Drop your drawls, lower your balls, Chi Chi on the TV & keep on your heels
Rhea is giving instructions on what to wear for their party.

Cause I know exactly what we need!
Rhea is confident in her party planning skills.

Lets Have a Kai Kai (We're gonna have a Kai Kai)
Kai Kai is a party where people play with their genitals.

Wrap your legs tight Let's Have a Kai Kai (Tranny Fucka) I'm gonna let you touch it
Rhea is inviting someone to play with her genitals.

Let's Have a Kai Kai (I'm taking off my thigh-highs) Strip, Turn, Let's Have a Kai Kai N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie honey!
Rhea is giving instructions on sexual positions and eye contact.

(aWhat!) (Play that Shit) (Professional) #AweYeah Here We Go…
Rhea is hyping up the party atmosphere.

This Kai Kai was… aight... better than nothin.
The party was okay but not great.

Kai Kai No No We We Oh Oh Kai Kai So So We We You Know Kai Kai No No We We Oh Oh Kai Kai Lets Go We We We Blow Ow!
These lines are nonsensical and likely just meant to create a catchy chorus.

Oh, Look at Sharon & Alaska Manila and Sahara- oh no thats Saharable. I thought it was Bunny and RuPaul Haha, Sorry!
Rhea is making a joke about mistaking drag queens for each other.

Im gonna serve & jerk & tweet & twerk & pump my tuck inside you honey
Rhea is describing sexual activities she plans to engage in at the party.