Let's Have a KaiKai
Willam & Rhea Litre Lyrics
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Hey, Im calling you back
Oh, my trade was a bitch tonight,
and by bitch I mean his dick!
No hard-on, nowhere.
So I had to put on the wigs, miss the gigs, wash the asses, and to get no trade honey!
And you know a bag of coke should stand for Motha Fucka w/ a limp stick!
looking like a god damned supermodel
And greeted, not by a replica of John Holmes at the door,
but our friend, flaccid Downey Jr.
Yes Honey, his partying shut down the KiKi
Guess he blew before me
Maybe he was smoking the T
So I hope you're up girl,
cause I am coming over
Drop your drawls, lower your balls, Chi Chi on the TV & keep on your heels
Cause I know exactly what we need!
Lets Have a Kai Kai (We're gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let's Have a Kai Kai (Tranny Fucka)
I'm gonna let you touch it
Let's Have a Kai Kai
(I'm taking off my thigh-highs)
Strip, Turn,
Let's Have a Kai Kai
N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie honey!
(aWhat!)
(Play that Shit)
(Professional)
#AweYeah
Here We GoâŠ
A Kai Kai is a party for playing with your squirrels
We're dishing T and cleaning off our cocks so we are sure
And though the tuck is hardeningI don't give a damn
Just put your piece inside my mouth
I don't need a man
Lets Have a Kai Kai
(We're gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let's Have a Kai Kai (Tranny Fucka)
I'm gonna let you touch it
Let's Have a Kai Kai
(I'm taking off my thigh-highs)
Werk, Turn,
Let's Have a Kai Kai
N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie honey!
(Play that bongo Cisco)
(First time in Drags at a Ball Honey)
(Oh, you mean first time in fags to the balls honey)
(You said it!)
What a moderately satisfying Kai Kai
This Kai Kai was⊠aight... better than nothin.
Serve
Xtravaganza
Opulence
Casual Fridays
Kai Kai No No
We We Oh Oh
Kai Kai So So
We We You Know
Kai Kai No No
We We Oh Oh
Kai Kai Lets Go
We We We Blow
Ow!
Oh, Look at Sharon & Alaska
Manila and Sahara- oh no thats Saharable.
I thought it was Bunny and RuPaul
Haha, Sorry!
Lets Have a Kai Kai
(We're gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let's Have a Kai Kai (Tranny Fucka)
I'm gonna let you touch it
Let's Have a Kai Kai
(I'm taking off my thigh-highs)
Werk, Turn,
Let's Have a Kai Kai
N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie...
Lets Have a Kai Kai
(We're gonna have a Kai Kai)
Wrap your legs tight
Let's Have a Kai Kai(Tranny Fucka)
I'm gonna let you touch it
Let's Have a Kai Kai
(I'm taking off my thigh-highs)
Werk, Turn,
Let's Have a Kai Kai
Im gonna serve & jerk & tweet & twerk & pump my tuck inside you honey
The song "Let's Have a KaiKai" by Willam & Rhea Litre portrays a conversation between two drag queens, Rhea and a person on the phone, seemingly Willam. Rhea shares her frustrating experience with her previous trade that night, whose dick did not get hard, which resulted in her missing some gigs. She then goes to have a KaiKai, a term that means a party for playing with your squirrels, with Willam. Throughout the lyrics, the duo talks about stripping down and having a good time with no eye contact, just doggie style.
The lyrics of this song are quite explicit, and the major theme is sexuality, particularly highlighting the sexual experiences of drag queens. Beyond being an entertaining and catchy song, it also brings attention to the traditional elements of the drag queen culture, which is not commonly spoken about in mainstream media.
Line by Line Meaning
Whats Up, its Rhea, leave a message.
Rhea is introducing herself and asking for a message.
Hey, Im calling you back
Rhea is returning a missed call.
Oh, my trade was a bitch tonight, and by bitch I mean his dick!
Rhea had a bad experience with her client's performance.
No hard-on, nowhere.
The client did not get an erection.
So I had to put on the wigs, miss the gigs, wash the asses, and to get no trade honey!
Rhea had to prepare but did not get any customers.
And you know a bag of coke should stand for Motha Fucka w/ a limp stick!
Rhea is making a crude joke about her client having a flaccid penis.
So then I get to his house, looking like a god damned supermodel
Rhea is describing her glamorous appearance.
And greeted, not by a replica of John Holmes at the door, but our friend, flaccid Downey Jr.
Rhea expected a well-endowed man but was disappointed.
Yes Honey, his partying shut down the KiKi
The party atmosphere was ruined by the client's behavior.
Guess he blew before me, Maybe he was smoking the T
Rhea suspects the client ejaculated early due to drug use.
So I hope you're up girl, cause I am coming over
Rhea is inviting someone over for a fun time.
Drop your drawls, lower your balls, Chi Chi on the TV & keep on your heels
Rhea is giving instructions on what to wear for their party.
Cause I know exactly what we need!
Rhea is confident in her party planning skills.
Lets Have a Kai Kai (We're gonna have a Kai Kai)
Kai Kai is a party where people play with their genitals.
Wrap your legs tight Let's Have a Kai Kai (Tranny Fucka) I'm gonna let you touch it
Rhea is inviting someone to play with her genitals.
Let's Have a Kai Kai (I'm taking off my thigh-highs) Strip, Turn, Let's Have a Kai Kai N-N-N-No eye contact, just doggie honey!
Rhea is giving instructions on sexual positions and eye contact.
(aWhat!) (Play that Shit) (Professional) #AweYeah Here We GoâŠ
Rhea is hyping up the party atmosphere.
This Kai Kai was⊠aight... better than nothin.
The party was okay but not great.
Kai Kai No No We We Oh Oh Kai Kai So So We We You Know Kai Kai No No We We Oh Oh Kai Kai Lets Go We We We Blow Ow!
These lines are nonsensical and likely just meant to create a catchy chorus.
Oh, Look at Sharon & Alaska Manila and Sahara- oh no thats Saharable. I thought it was Bunny and RuPaul Haha, Sorry!
Rhea is making a joke about mistaking drag queens for each other.
Im gonna serve & jerk & tweet & twerk & pump my tuck inside you honey
Rhea is describing sexual activities she plans to engage in at the party.
Contributed by Eli L. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@ChayzzDevyant
The perfect track to blast in your car to make your straight friend give you weird looks of horror. HAHA
@robertmclaughlin5771
Same
@hdhshsvshs7498
yassss
@simleyritter1146
Chayzz Devyant I'm a stright girl and love drag so I love this shit
@charlottedeacon6031
Sim Ritter I think they were on about straight guys not girls
@tonyengland420
Yeaaazzzz
@brendanrouth3807
Rhea is serving me ridiculously sexy power lesbian realness here.
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Brendan Routh yassss
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