coffee
Worm Quartet Lyrics
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Trying to pass the time
Click the little envelope
But no new mail's online
My schedule program shows me
All this crap I have to do
A post-it note upon my desk
Says "Nobody called you"
To throw that note away
I check my voice mail even though
I've been sitting here all day
It says "You have no messages
No life no hope no friends"
And You've still got seven hours
'Til this freakin' workday ends
But I can smell salvation
It's brewing down the hall
The percolator sings to me
And I must heed its call
As liquid touches styrofoam
I feel the steam's sweet kiss
And I know I'm just seconds away
From caffeinated bliss
Coffee coffee coffee
To stimulate my brain
Coffee coffee coffee
To make me less insane
I used to be a zombie
And I'd fall asleep at work
Now everybody knows me as
The hyperactive jerk
Now that I'm Chock full'o'nuts
My job is just a game!
I open up my phone book and
I highlight every name!
I bend my paper clips into
The shapes of little men
I search the net for Amish porn
I take apart my pen
I open up the three-hole punch
And spill holes on the floor
I fire staples 'cross the room
'Til I don't have no more
I laminate my lunch meat
I link my rubber bands
(Make a) Xerox of my hairy ass
And fax it to Japan
And when the buzz starts wearing off
And when I'm feeling low
I pour myself another mug
My cup shall overflow
Eleven packs of sugar
And a couple spoons of creamer
And I shall receive the gift of life
From my liquid redeemer
Coffee coffee coffee
Come on and drink it up
Coffee coffee coffee
Nirvana in a cup
I used to be a peon, just a
Worthless wad of gristle
'til I replaced by brain cells
With instant Folger's crystals
My boss calls me in his office
He says "Now listen, you...
"I have a little problem
"with the crappy work you do
"I never see you at your desk
"So what's been going on?
"Half the time you're at the coffee pot,
"The rest you're in the John!
"Your eyes are always bloodshed
"Your hands they always shake
"Your skin's the tone of dead flesh
"At the bottom of a lake
"We think this has to do with all
"The coffee that you chug
"So we're switching you to decaf
"And we're cleaning out your mug"
These words to me were blasphemy
I found them just appalling
So I kicked that bastard somewhere
That I knew would leave him crawling
Now I'm jobless homeless on the street
You could say I've got hard luck
But I've got a gun and now I'm gonna
Go hold up a STarbucks
Coffee coffee coffee
With sugar and with cream
Coffee coffee coffee
The reason for my being
I used to be so tired
I'd pass out on the floor
Now I haven't needed a wink of sleep
Since 1994
Coffee coffee coffee
It's great to have around
Coffee coffee coffee
I even eat the grounds
I used to be a drone,
Now I'll never be the same!
I drink a hundred cups a day
Juan Valdez knows my name
(Give me)
Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee (x4?)
The song "Coffee" by Worm Quartet is an ode to the power of caffeine and its ability to turn a boring workday into a productive one. The song starts with the singer sitting in his cubicle with nothing to do, and feeling bored and lonely. However, as he smells the coffee brewing down the hall, he gets excited and can feel the caffeine kick in. From there, he becomes hyperactive and starts messing around at work, making paper clip men, searching for Amish porn, and firing staples across the room. He is happy and no longer a peon, all thanks to the power of coffee.
Throughout the song, the lyrics express a love for coffee and its ability to improve one's life. The singer admits to being a zombie before discovering coffee, falling asleep at work, and being seen as a worthless wad of gristle. But now, he is known as the hyperactive jerk, who is fueled by his liquid redeemer. Even when his boss wants to switch him to decaf, the singer rebels and ends up getting fired, but he doesn't care because he has coffee and he knows he can survive.
The song "Coffee" by Worm Quartet is a comedic take on the love of coffee and its power over people. It highlights how coffee is more than just a drink, but a way of life for many people. With its upbeat tempo and catchy chorus, "Coffee" is a fun song that will make you want to drink more coffee.
Line by Line Meaning
Sitting in my cubicle
I'm stuck in my workspace
Trying to pass the time
I'm trying to while away my hours
Click the little envelope
Looking for new email
But no new mail's online
There's no new message
My schedule program shows me
My planner displays a long list of tasks
All this crap I have to do
A list of undesirable tasks
A post-it note upon my desk
There's a memo on my desk
Says "Nobody called you"
There's no new phone message
I write myself a reminder note
I make a note to remember
To throw that note away
To remember to dispose of the memo
I check my voice mail even though
I check my voicemail even though
I've been sitting here all day
I've been sitting here all day
It says "You have no messages
No one has left a voicemail
No life no hope no friends"
No one has left a voicemail from anyone or announcement
And You've still got seven hours
I have seven more hours of work
'Til this freakin' workday ends
Until the workday is over
But I can smell salvation
I smell salvation brewing down the hall
It's brewing down the hall
The smell of coffee is coming from the nearby hallway
The percolator sings to me
The sound of percolation called me
And I must heed its call
I must listen to it
As liquid touches styrofoam
The hot liquid touches the foam cup
I feel the steam's sweet kiss
The steam emits a sweet fragrance into the air
And I know I'm just seconds away
I need only a few seconds / minutes for my coffee fix
From caffeinated bliss
I find bliss in caffeine addiction
Coffee coffee coffee
I require coffee to stay alert
To stimulate my brain
It arouses my brain to stay alert
To make me less insane
To reduce my boredom or exhaustion
I used to be a zombie
I used to be emotionless or unconscious
And I'd fall asleep at work
I was falling asleep at work
Now everybody knows me as
Nowadays, I'm known as
The hyperactive jerk
The obnoxious, high-energy guy
Now that I'm Chock full'o'nuts
Chock full'o'nuts is a brand of coffee he bought
My job is just a game!
His job is fun now that he's caffeinated
I open up my phone book and
I open my contacts in my phone
I highlight every name!
I search every name
I bend my paper clips into
I fold paperclips into
The shapes of little men
I make figures out paperclips
I search the net for Amish porn
I search unusual things on the web
I take apart my pen
I disassemble my ball-point pen
I open up the three-hole punch
I open my three-hold paper puncher
And spill holes on the floor
I let paper pieces fall to the floor
I fire staples 'cross the room
I shoot staples at the wall
Til I don't have no more
Until I've used them all up
I laminate my lunch meat
I put my sandwich in a laminating machine
I link my rubber bands
I link rubber bands around my fingers
(Make a) Xerox of my hairy ass
I photocopy my hairy butt
And fax it to Japan
I send it via fax to Japan
And when the buzz starts wearing off
After the caffeine high subsides
And when I'm feeling low
When my energy is low
I pour myself another mug
I refill my coffee
My cup shall overflow
My mug shall be full again
Eleven packs of sugar
Too much sugar in his coffee
And a couple spoons of creamer
With just a little bit of creamer
And I shall receive the gift of life
Caffeine gives him life
From my liquid redeemer
Caffeine is his savior
Come on and drink it up
It's time to finish drinking the coffee
Nirvana in a cup
A heavenly experience through one cup of coffee
I used to be a peon, just a
I was once treated unimportant
Worthless wad of gristle
Unappealing and unwanted
Now I'll never be the same!
Caffeine has altered his energy level
I drink a hundred cups a day
I literally drink too much coffee
Juan Valdez knows my name
He's a regular coffee consumer
These words to me were blasphemy
The boss's words were an offense
I found them just appalling
I found the situation ridiculous
So I kicked that bastard somewhere
I kicked my boss as revenge
That I knew would leave him crawling
I knew my boss would fall
Now I'm jobless homeless on the street
I lost my job and now live outside
You could say I've got hard luck
It's possible to say that he's unlucky
But I've got a gun and now I'm gonna
Now he feels a need to be violent
Go hold up a STarbucks
Rob a Starbucks location
With sugar and with cream
With added sugar, creamer or milk
I even eat the grounds
I consume even the coffee grounds
Now I haven't needed a wink of sleep
The caffeine is powerful
Since 1994
For many years now
(Give me)
Please give me
Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee (x4?)
He wants more coffee
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