Rump Shaker
Wreckx-N-Effect Lyrics

All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
I am solely fixated on shaking my hips in a very rhythmic and particular manner

And a poom-poom, just shake ya rump
Additionally, I would be greatly pleased if you shook your buttocks with vigor and enthusiasm

Check baby check baby one two three four
Please confirm your readiness to engage in the aforementioned hip gyrations and buttock shaking

Check baby check baby one two three
I require further confirmation of your agreement to participate in these hip movements and posterior vibrations

Check baby check baby one two
Again, I ask that you indicate your willingness to engage in the desired rhythmic movements of your hips and derriere

Check baby check baby one
Once more, I request that you confirm that you are ready and willing to participate in the movements of your hips and gluteal muscles

It's called the rump shaker, the beats is like sweeter than candy
The dance we are about to engage in is colloquially referred to as the 'rump shaker,' and the accompanying music is very enjoyable and pleasant, like a delicious confection

I'm feelin' manly and your shaker's comin' in handy
I am feeling particularly masculine at the moment, and your impressive posterior is proving to be quite useful for this dance

Slide em across from new york down by your Virginia
I am metaphorically sliding my hands along your body, from New York down to Virginia

Ticklin' you around Delaware before I enter
Before entering into the more intimate aspects of this dance, I am metaphorically 'tickling' you around Delaware

Turn to seduction from face hips to feet
I am now shifting my focus from your face to your hips and feet, to more fully engage in this dance of seduction

A wiggle and a jiggle can make the night complete
Simply by moving your body in a wiggling and jiggling fashion, we can achieve a sense of satisfaction and completion with this dance

Now since you got the body of the year, come and get the award
Given that you possess an incredibly attractive and well-formed physique, I encourage you to receive and enjoy the accolades that you so richly deserve

Here's a hint, it's like a long sharp sword
I am providing you with a clever and suggestive hint about the nature of the 'award' for your impressive physique that I referenced earlier

Flip tail, so let me see you shake it up like dice
I am encouraging you to shake your hips and buttocks with such vigor and enthusiasm that it resembles the action of rolling a pair of dice in a gambling game

The way you shake your rump is turnin' mighty men to mice
Your impressive and alluring movements are having a profound impact on the men around you, rendering even the mightiest individuals powerless in their presence

But a plus got a surprise that's a back breaker
However, I have an unexpected surprise that will be quite impressive and awe-inspiring

Now let me see you shake your rump like a rump shaker
Please demonstrate your incredible rump-shaking abilities, similar to those performed by an accomplished 'rump shaker'

Yup yup it's teddy, ready with the one-two checker
I am introducing myself as Teddy, and I am prepared to bring my skills to bear in this dance

Wreckx-n-effect is in effects but I'm the wrecker
My group, Wreckx-n-effect, is known for our dance skills, but I personally am the individual who is most capable of captivating and impressing with my movements

Of the track 'bout the honey shakin' rumps and they backs in
This song is about women who exhibit impressive rump-shaking abilities, as well as their other physical attributes

Booties of the cuties steady shakin' but relaxin'
These women are able to shake their buttocks in a steady and impressive fashion while simultaneously appearing relaxed and comfortable

The action, is packed in a jam like a closet
This dance is incredibly lively and energetic, similar to a crowded space such as a cramped closet

Beats bound to get you up, cold flowin 'like a faucet
The energetic and fast-paced music is guaranteed to motivate and energize you, with an unstoppable flow similar to that of a faucet

Not mean to make you sit, not mean to make you jump
I am not attempting to force you to sit or jump, but rather to encourage a specific type of dancing movement

But yep make the hotties in the party shake your rump
Instead, I am inviting the attractive women in attendance to engage in our preferred style of dancing, specifically involving shaking of the buttocks

I like the way you comb your hair (uh!)
I find your physical appearance and grooming choices to be quite impressive and attractive

I like the stylish clothes you wear (uh!)
Your clothing choices are also quite fashionable and impressive to me

It's just the little things you do (uh!)
It is your attention to subtle details that truly make you stand out and impress me

That makes me want to get with you (uh!)
I am drawn to you by your overall appearance and behavior, and am experiencing a strong desire to pursue a romantic relationship with you

Shake it, shake it, shake it now shake it
Please continue to shake your hips and butt in a rhythmic and pleasing manner

She can spend every birthday butt naked
This woman is so physically attractive that she could easily spend every birthday without clothing, and still attract and impress everyone around her

Body is soft, makin' me want to squish her
Her body is so appealingly soft and inviting that I find myself wanting to hug or embrace her tightly

More just than a game, a rumper like a sub-woofer
This dance and its accompanying physical movements are more than just a game or a passing fancy; rather, it is akin to the powerful and impressive bass rumbling of a sub-woofer in a sound system

Shake it to the left (shake it) shake it to the right
Please shake your hips and butt to both the left and the right, in a pleasing and rhythmic manner

I don't mind stickin' it to her every single night
I would be more than happy to engage in physical intimacy with her on a nightly basis

Come on, pass the poom poom, send it to poppa
Please share your impressive buttocks with me, and transmit them to me in a fashion similar to giving a gift to one's father

Shake it baby shake it baby shake it don't stoppa
Please shake your hips and buttocks with incredible vigor and enthusiasm, continuing to do so without ceasing

Let me see you do the booty hop (hop)
Please demonstrate a particular type of hip movement known as the 'booty hop'

And now make the booty stop
Please gradually cease this specific type of hip movement

Now drop and do the booty wop (ooh)
Please initiate a different type of hip movement known as the 'booty wop,' and continue to do so with enthusiasm

The way you shakin' your reals, will appeal
Your real and impressive physical attributes are extremely appealing to me

Is makin of a whole lot of bills
The amount of money that you are capable of generating or earning is significant and impressive, due in part to your physical assets

But I ain't into trickin', just to treatin'
While I am impressed by your physical beauty and capabilities, I am not interested in engaging in manipulative or dishonest behavior in order to access those attributes; rather, I simply wish to treat you with respect and dignity

(nah nah nah nah nah nah nah)
This particular phrase is simply repeated multiple times for emphasis, and does not convey any additional meaning

Yeah, shake it baby, shake it now shake it like that
This dance is incredibly enjoyable and invigorating, particularly considering the impressive physical attributes of the participants, and I enthusiastically encourage continued motion in an exciting and pleasing fashion