Ice Cream
Wu-Tang and El Michels Affair Lyrics

Hey mom, can I have some money?
Asking for funds to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck that is coming.

Watch these rap n****s get all up in your guts
Observing the reactions of individuals to the range of ice cream flavors.

French-vanilla, butter-pecan, chocolate-deluxe
Listing various flavors of ice cream available from the ice cream truck.

Even caramel sundaes is gettin' touched
Even the more niche ice cream flavors are still getting attention.

And scooped in my ice cream truck, Wu tears it up
The members of Wu-Tang Clan are enjoying their ice cream and promoting the ice cream truck.

Yo honey-dips, summertime, fine Jheri drippin
Addressing a group of attractive women enjoying summer with hair styled in Jheri curls.

See you on Pickens with a bunch of chickens how you're clickin'
Noticing the women while they are out with their friends.

I catch shootin' strong notes as we got close
The artist is taken by how good the woman he is approaching smells.

She rocked rope, honey throat smellin' like Impulse
Describing the woman's jewelry and perfume.

Your whole shell baby's wicked like Nimrod
The woman's appearance is impressive and eye-catching.

Caught me like a fresh-water scrod, or may I not be God
Suggesting that the woman is so attractive that it is divine intervention that brought them together.

Attitude is very rude Boo, crabby like seafood
Describing the woman's negative demeanor.

It turns me on like Vassey and Lahrule
Despite her rude attitude, the singer is still attracted to her.

They call me Starky Love-hun, check the strategy
Introducing himself with a playful nickname.

By any means, Shirley Temple cross was done by Billie Jean's
Flexing about his ability to accomplish things in various ways, using a reference to Shirley Temple and Billie Jean King.

Black Misses America, your name is Erica, right true
Complimenting the woman on her beauty and asking for her name.

Lazy eyeball, small piece, six shoe
Noticing and describing details about the woman's appearance.

Caramel complexion, breath smellin' like cinnamon
Commenting on the woman's complexion and scent.

Excuse me hon, the Don mean no harm, turn around again
Asking the woman to turn around again so he can admire her more.

God damn, backyard's bangin' like a Benz-why
Complimenting the woman on the curves of her body.

If I was jiggy, you'd be spotted like Spudz McKenzie
Joking that if he was more fashionable, the woman would be more interested in him.

I'm high powered put Adina Howard to sleep
Boasting about his sexual prowess.

Yo pardon, that bitch been on my mind all week, but uhh
Apologizing for being distracted by the woman throughout the week.

Back to you Maybelline Queen let's make a team
Turning his attention back to the woman he was speaking to before.

You can have anything in this world except CREAM
Telling the woman she can have anything she wants except for the Wu-Tang Clan's money.

So whatchu want to do? Whatchu want to do?
Asking the woman what she wants to do next.

Let's go ahead and walk these dogs and represent Wu
Suggesting that they walk around and promote the Wu-Tang Clan.

Shaolin's finest, whattup Boo, peace your highness
Addressing the audience as members of the Wu-Tang Clan and showing respect.

Yo I'm loungin', big dick style, y'all n****s is the flyest
Boasting about how good he looks while relaxing.

Moves you're making too fly jewels are shaking
Observing the flashy jewelry worn by others in the room.

Not a rape patient, you're looking good fly colored Asian
Clarifying that he is not a rapist, and complimenting an Asian woman on her appearance.

Ghettoes, them is your hometown, we can go the whole round
Acknowledging that he is in a rough area of the city, but offering to stay and have a good time.

After that, I'm shootin' downtown
Suggesting that after the party they will head downtown.

I'm rockin' hats and you wig is all intact
Commenting on his own style and the fact that the woman's wig looks good.

Who's that queen bee chick, eyes curly black
Noticing another attractive woman with curly, black hair.

Freaks be movin' in fly sneaks
Observing others wearing fashionable sneakers.

Two finger rings and gold teeth, and ain't afraid to hold heat
Describing the jewelry and confidence of others in the room.

So when I step in the square dear
Announcing his presence in the room.

You better have Cream to share, Ricans, ven aqui yeah
Demanding that someone share their Wu-Tang Clan money, and addressing Puerto Rican individuals in the room.

Black chocolate girl wonder, shade brown like Thunder
Complimenting a dark-skinned woman on her beauty.

Politic til your deficit step, gimme your number
Offering to exchange phone numbers after a conversation about politics.

Your sexy persuasive ta-ta's and thighs
Complimenting the woman on her breasts and legs.

Catch my eyes like highs I want your bodily surprise
Becoming very attracted to the woman.

Double dime some time, Ice Cream you got me fallin' out
Asking for a date and admitting he is falling for her.

Like a cripple, I love you like I love my dick size
Comparing the depth of his affection to the size of his penis.

Ooh baby I miss you, your sweet tender touches
Expressing his feelings of longing for the woman.

Take pulls off the dutches, orgasm in my mind state
Smoking and experiencing mental pleasure.

Masturbate in your clutches, I want you for self
Admitting to physical attraction to the woman.

Like wealth, so play me closely
Comparing himself to money and asking to be treated with care.

B****es paranoia for the sting, who want the most of me
Noticing that some women are only interested in him because of his fame and money.

Only a hard dozen want to be callin' me cousin
Suggesting that only a select few people really care about him.

Thirsty for my catalog, baby shoppin' spree you're lovin'
Noticing that some women are only interested in him for the things he can give them.

Call me if you want to get dug like the pockets
Jokingly inviting the woman to contact him if she wants to be with him.

I jizm like a giant break brooms out of their sockets
Making a vulgar comment about his sexual ability.

Wu-Tang in the cut, for real n*****z what?
Announcing the presence of the Wu-Tang Clan.

It's the after party and b*****s want to f***
Noticing that the party has transitioned to sexual activity.

Ice cold b*****s melt down when my clutch
Boasting about his ability to charm women.

And what they t****s sucked, ice cream
Imagining receiving sexual pleasure while eating ice cream.

Yeah, your guts
Finishing the vulgar description of the sexual act.

One love to my chocolate deluxes, keep your nails done
Showing appreciation for dark-skinned women and encouraging them to take care of themselves.

And your wigs tight, word up
Encouraging women to wear their wigs tightly.

One love to my butter-pecan Ricans for calling me papi
Showing appreciation for Puerto Rican individuals and a term of endearment they use.

That's for real
Emphasizing that the previous statement was genuine.

One love to caramel sundaes, with the cherries on top
Showing appreciation for a specific flavor of ice cream.

And big up to my french vanillas
Showing appreciation for individuals with light skin, using a French food reference.

Parlez vous, francais, mi amor, merci, oui oui, bon bons
Speaking in French and showing appreciation.

And all that good stuff
Expressing appreciation for all people and things he may have left out.