Stripper Song
Wyclef Jean Lyrics

This one is goin out to the stripper joints
This song is dedicated to all the strip clubs

Yo meet me at Susies ronday-vou
Come meet me at Susies rendezvous

For any go-go bar
This also goes out to all the go-go bars

Imma send this one out to the gentlemens club,magic city,New York Dollers,Rollex
I'm dedicating this song to several gentlemen's clubs, such as Magic City and New York Dollers

Ill be seein u up in there late at nite
I'll be at the clubs late at night

I understand when ur girls stressen u out
I understand that sometimes, the women in your lives can cause you stress

Crazy Girls!
This is also for Crazy Girls club

Dont let the ladies fool you now fellas
Don't be fooled by the ladies

They be doin the same thing ya'll be doin
They're doing the same thing as you fellas

Turn up my symphany man....Turn up my symphany!
Turn up my symphony, let's get this party started!

Drop a beat!
Play the music and let's dance!

I'm in a paradise
I'm loving this environment

Look at all of these crystals!
Look at all the sparkling lights

Yo straightup this the new anthum
This is the new anthem

For anybody worken hard tryen to make that money
This song is for anyone working hard to make a living

Check it out ya'll
Listen up, everyone!

Just cause she dances go-go
Just because she's a go-go dancer

That don't make her a hoe, no!
Doesn't mean she's a prostitute

Maxine put your red shoes on
Maxine, let's dress up and go out

We goin to the disco
We're going to the disco

We gonna elope
We're eloping

To mexico
We're heading to Mexico

Called up my mom and said im in love wit a stripper yo
I called my mom and told her I'm in love with a stripper

Ten grand~let me see you shake it like you got no bones in your body
If I give you 10k, can you dance like you have no bones?

And u was ment to be a celeberty
You were meant to be a celebrity

20 grand~no its a sin
If I give you 20k, it would be a sin

But if only u show me more skin then would fofill my fantasy
Unless you show me more skin, you won't fulfill my fantasy

30 grand~ to the highest bidder
To the highest bidder for 30k

but chris rock said theres no sex in the champaign room
But Chris Rock said there's no sex in the champagne room

40 grand~looked into her eyes
If I give you 40k and look into your eyes

i saw tears fallen down
I see tears running down your face

Type of tears that money couldn't buy
These are tears that money can't buy

Excuse me wat is ur name?
May I have your name, please?

My name is Hope yo
My name is Hope

I was blessed with a body of the goddesses
I was blessed with a goddess-like body

Have you any idea how hard this is?
Do you know how difficult this is?

I can flex in 25 positions
I can flex in 25 different poses

But i only work here to pay my tuition
But I'm only working here to pay for my education

Yo tantalyzen teazer
Arousing and teasing dancer

Table top Pleazer
Pleasures on top of the table

Give me wat i needa
Give me what I need

Master card or visa
Mastercard or Visa is accepted

Lap dance
Dancing on a customer's lap

Fantasy
Fulfilling customers' fantasies

Picture us on an all white canapy
Picture us on a white canopy

Wycleaf extended his hand to me
Wyclef offered to shake my hand

Lyk Billy D sed he bail me
Like Billy D said, he'll help me out

Take me away from hear
Take me away from here

So far!
So far away!

Were they ride horses
Where people ride horses

No cars!
No cars are around

No more strippen in bars
No more stripping for me in bars

Me n u cleaf against the odds
Me and you, Wyclef, against all odds

Yo lot of ya'll sit wit ur girls
A lot of you guys sit with your girlfriends

FRont the like the budweiser commercial
Acting like the Budweiser commercial

Talk bout ahhahaha
Talking and laughing

Ill be goin to the stripper joints
I go to strip clubs

You be lien man!
You're lying!

You be surprised who you see up in there man
You'd be surprised who you see there

I got one question for u liers man
I have one question for you liars

Shockola!
Surprise!

What are u a preacher?
Are you a preacher?

You callen her a hooker?
Are you calling her a hooker?

He without sin cast the first stone
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

I met her on the subway
I met her on the subway

She gave me that V.I.P. card
She gave me a VIP card

An told me if i ever have problems
She told me to come find her if I ever have problems

Don't hesitate to come by
Don't be afraid to drop by

Yo baby can i get another lap dance?
Can I get another lap dance?

I tell yah i aint go nuten but funny money man
I only have funny money, no real money

New York Dollas
Another gentlemen's club called New York Dollas