JOINT
Y.M.C. Lyrics

(Lighting a joint)
We begin by lighting a joint, preparing to indulge in the act of smoking marijuana.

(Coughs)
A cough is emitted, perhaps indicating the potent nature of the substance being consumed.

Go head maan
Proceed, my good sir.

Boy that's 5
That is of exceptional quality.

That's got to be
It unquestionably is.

I hit it from worst ways
I consume it in various methods, exploring different experiences.

After the first day
Once I discovered its allure, I quickly became hooked.

I'm needin it everyday
A regular dosage has become a necessity for me.

And twice on a Thursday
On particularly enjoyable days, I partake in the indulgence twice instead of just once.

Blood thick than water
The bond formed amongst fellow smokers is stronger than familial ties.

In pounds better than quarters
Large amounts are superior to smaller quantities, both in terms of enjoyment and value.

I smoking two joints
Simultaneously engaging in the act of smoking two marijuana cigarettes.

While I'm knockin down yo daughter
Engaging in intimate relations with your offspring while under the influence.

Dope House Records is on fire
Our record label is experiencing immense success and popularity.

So grab the estinguisher
Obtain the necessary equipment to control or eliminate the widespread enthusiasm and fervor surrounding us.

I smoked out in the beamer
I have consumed marijuana within the confines of my luxurious automobile, a BMW.

Bout to get emphezema
I am on the verge of developing a chronic respiratory disease due to excessive smoking.

Gun slingers rap singers
We are individuals who possess exceptional skills in both firearm usage and musical expression.

With more stripe than the bengals
Our esteemed reputation and success surpasses that of the Cincinnati Bengals football team.

No need for the gang sign
We do not require conventional signals of affiliation or loyalty.

I'm using my trigga finga
With great skill and precision, I employ my index finger to fulfill various tasks and commitments.

Now won't you roll one
I kindly request that you prepare a marijuana cigarette for our enjoyment.

Po the four one
Pour (po) a drink consisting primarily of the number four.

Sometimes I'm real selfish and I'll smoke my weed with no one
Occasionally, I display a self-centered attitude and indulge in the usage of marijuana without sharing it with others.

You know me
You possess knowledge and familiarity regarding my character and habits.

I'm young Happy P
I am a youthful individual who goes by the name of Happy P.

Kick back aand blow a sweet
I relax and leisurely exhale smoke rings, enjoying the process.

While my niggas move keys
My close associates are engaged in the unlawful distribution of narcotics.

Bitch please
I express my dissatisfaction and contempt towards an individual of the female gender.

I got G's
I possess a substantial quantity of illicit gains.

Sippin corona with lima squeeze
I consume a Mexican beer brand called Corona, accompanied by a dash of lime for added flavor.

And platinum P's
I own luxury vehicles known as P's, made with high-quality platinum materials.

Only smoke on the fine leaves
I exclusively partake in smoking marijuana cigarettes filled with superior, high-grade cannabis.

I started out
My initial endeavors involved

Sellin five dollar tweets
Engaging in the distribution of messages or content on social media platforms for a mere five dollars.

And now I'm elevating
My success and status have experienced substantial growth and improvement.

Sellin 5000 dollar beats
I now profit from selling instrumental music compositions for a significant sum of five thousand dollars each.

I smoke two joints when I wake up
Upon awakening, I promptly consume two marijuana cigarettes.

In the car I smoke two joints
While within the confines of an automobile, I indulge in the consumption of two marijuana cigarettes.

I smoke two joints when in play video games
During the act of engaging in video games, I find pleasure in smoking two marijuana cigarettes.

And every 10,000 points
On reaching the benchmark of accumulating ten thousand points, I partake in smoking two more marijuana cigarettes.

I smoke two joints in time of piece
During periods of tranquility and harmony, I find solace in smoking two marijuana cigarettes.

And two in time of war are
In moments of strife and conflict, I seek refuge by smoking two marijuana cigarettes.

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
As a preparation ritual, I light and consume two marijuana cigarettes before proceeding to consume two additional ones.

And then I smoke two more
Following the initial consumption, I continue my indulgence by smoking two additional marijuana cigarettes.

Maan this killer herb got me runnin over curbs
The potency of this exceptional marijuana strain causes me to lose control of my vehicle and veer onto curbs.

And writing these raps full of misspelled words
Under the influence, I craft lyrics filled with numerous spelling errors and mistakes.

I curse on my verse snatch yo bitch like a purse
Within my songs, I utilize profanity and boast about effortlessly stealing someone's romantic partner.

Cause she like the twinkies that I slapped on my herse
The attractiveness of my flashy and luxurious lifestyle entices her, just like the appeal of Twinkies placed on my hearse.

I take two charges it's really quite harmless
I willingly accept the consequences of receiving two criminal charges, considering them to be relatively inconsequential.

The only side effect is that it makes you retarded ha ha
The singular adverse outcome is that it temporarily impairs one's mental faculties, resulting in comedic foolishness.

I started in 82
My initial involvement dates back to the year 1982.

In fifth grade
At that time, I was merely a student in the fifth grade of schooling.

You can say I was in high school
Metaphorically speaking, my experience introduced me to a level of expertise and sophistication akin to individuals in high school.

True smoka
I am an authentic and dedicated consumer of marijuana.

I got Mary at an early age
During my formative years, I established a strong connection with the substance, marijuana.

Con mi armosa
I cherish and share this bond with my beloved partner.

Maria es mi espousa
My significant other, Maria, is my spouse.

Mi sanchas Nina Rosa
I encounter a girl named Nina Rosa, who becomes infatuated with me.

Mi piosa
My beloved, my darling.

Por es un otra cosa
As a result, a different situation arises.

My wife Esalosa
In addition, my wife named Esalosa is involved.

No yores mariposa
Do not weep, butterfly.

Tan chiclosa
She possesses a demeanor similar to sticky chewing gum.

Te tingo from coast to coasta
I have a firm hold on you, regardless of your geographical location.

I got your corizon dropped I'm mi bolsa
I have caused your heart to sink and reside within my bag of possessions.

Burachos de tu besos
I am intoxicated by the kisses you bestow upon me.

O ha pa mi juechos
Oh, how delightful and pleasurable they are for me.

Me tri de pesos
I am stimulated and elated by a significant sum of money.

Con hildao pa me seso
I engage in hedonistic activities to satisfy my desires and pleasures.

Dimaond pop the balla scene
Diamond proudly dominates the extravagant and ostentatious social gatherings and events.

Smoke two joints where I can beam
I smoke marijuana cigarettes while enjoying a heightened state of euphoria and happiness.

Flip the scene bizatines
I dramatically change the atmosphere and setting, emphasizing unpredictability and excitement.

Sippin lean sticky green
I consume a concoction known as lean while enjoying the effects of high-quality marijuana.

Come out fresh when it spring
I emerge and present myself in a fashionable and stylish manner during the spring season.

Steady flossin diamond rings
I consistently showcase and display expensive and extravagant diamond rings.

Bustin gats with Bing
I engage in shooting firearms alongside my associate named Bing.

Catchin squares at ten
I apprehend and confront individuals involved in illicit activities at precisely ten o'clock.

Baby Beeshi got the throne
Baby Beesh firmly possesses the position of power and authority.

Happy P we fitin to roll
Happy P and I are preparing to embark on a journey or task.

And shut em down we livin throwed
Together, we possess the capability to dismantle and defeat our opposition, as we currently live in a state of luxury and extravagance.

Got the keys
We have obtained the means to success and prosperity.

We got the vo's
We possess an abundance of valuable assets and possessions.

Hit and run cause the scheme
Engaging in quick and hasty actions to avoid legal consequences and repercussions for our actions.

Rush ya head and feel my spin
I rush forward with momentum and, upon contact, make my presence and influence known.

Since diamond came around
Since my arrival and presence, a significant transformation and improvement has taken place.

Now she down with a team
She has joined and aligned herself with our collective group.

Now I'm down with Bobby Brown
I have created a connection and association with Bobby Brown, a renowned musical artist.

But I love Al Green
Despite this newfound partnership, my true admiration lies with Al Green, another legendary musician.

Keep a sweet in my mouth and anotha in my jeans
I constantly maintain a marijuana cigarette in my mouth, while having an additional one stored in my pockets.

Bout to blow em back to back takin two to the dome
I am prepared to consecutively consume two marijuana cigarettes, inhaling the smoke fully into my lungs.

Home grown hydroponic always want to get blown
I have a preference for locally cultivated marijuana grown using hydroponic techniques, as I always desire to experience its effects.

Stay stoned at home
I consistently ensure I am under the influence of marijuana while in the comfort of my residence.

Drop a flow rock a show
I effortlessly deliver a captivating and engaging performance, impressing the audience.

Got to go out the do
I must venture outside and pursue various activities and engagements.

Boppin hoe after close
After the conclusion of business hours, I engage in intimate interactions with individuals of promiscuous nature.

No hits snow switch
I have opted to refrain from using illicit substances, including cocaine.

Place a pink in my eye
I insert a small amount of the colored drug ecstasy into my eye, enhancing my experience.

And I'm always down wit tryin new ways to reach for the sky
I maintain an open-minded approach, continuously seeking innovative methods to achieve success and fulfillment.

Now I be blowin when it's mo than one but less than three
Currently, I indulge in the activity of smoking marijuana when the quantity falls between more than one and less than three.

That's the recipe
This particular approach or combination is the ideal method for satisfaction and enjoyment.

Yes indeed blowin oooey gooey a neccesity
Without a doubt, the act of smoking sticky and potent marijuana is an absolute requirement for me.

Don't question me
I request that you refrain from doubting or challenging my preferences and choices.

Blowin' heavily till I'm 70
I intend to continue smoking marijuana frequently until I reach the age of seventy.

That's the remedy
This constitutes my solution and remedy to the challenges and stresses of life.

Feelin famous like the Kennedy's
I experience a sense of celebrity similar to the renowned Kennedy family.

From here to Tennessee sippin hennesse
As I traverse from this location to Tennessee, I engage in sipping Hennessy, a popular alcoholic beverage.

Smokin with intensity
I consume marijuana with a heightened level of fervor and passion.

Feel my ghetto energy
Embrace and absorb the essence of my urban and street-influenced aura and vigor.

Fools be sweatin me for that rush in the Lebanese
Individuals foolishly covet my presence and attention due to their desire for a heightened sense of excitement and stimulation, often obtained through the consumption of hashish.

I be getting higher than the hills of Beverly Beverly
I achieve a state of euphoria and intoxication surpassing even the highest peaks in the affluent city of Beverly Hills.

Two joints be smellay in my Cadi
A distinctive aroma lingers in my Cadillac due to the presence of two marijuana cigarettes.

Drivin badly ti Cali
Recklessly operating my vehicle as I make my way towards California.

Hastled by federalis
I am frequently harassed and targeted by federal law enforcement agents.

Drippin candy
My vehicle is lavishly modified and decorated, boasting vibrant and eye-catching colors.

Sippin brandy
I leisurely sip on brandy, a type of alcoholic beverage.

Twenty inches look fancy
My car's twenty-inch wheels appear elegant and stylish.

On my way to the grammys
I am en route to attend the prestigious Grammy Awards ceremony.

Hoes droppin they panties
Female individuals willingly and eagerly engage in sexual encounters with me, often without hesitation.

Got a freak named Sandy
I have established a connection with an individual named Sandy, known for her sexually adventurous and uninhibited nature.

Makin hits like Sammie
I consistently produce and release successful musical tracks, comparable to the achievements of the artist Sammie.

I'm posted up with biscuits and chicken fried steak at Grandy's
I confidently position myself at a fast food establishment named Grandy's, enjoying a meal featuring biscuits and chicken fried steak.

Smashin off maan fo sho
I am indulging in various pleasurable activities and enjoyments, undoubtedly and without doubt.

Got my tv's on glow
The televisions in my possession are illuminated and display vibrant colors and images.

Smokin two smokin four
I am consecutively consuming two marijuana cigarettes, then continuing the process with an additional two.

Then mo with two mo
Following the initial consumption, I proceed to smoke two more marijuana cigarettes, and then two additional ones after that.