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a Pocket Full Of Posers Lyrics

We have lyrics for these tracks by a Pocket Full Of Posers:

Differences Finally got a moment to myself And I'm so tired…
I'm Sorry There's nothing on my mind So I can't tell you…
Lonely Tears Verse 1 Don't feel sorry it's not your fault Don't…
Not Myself Today Im just not myself, to many things are going…

Not Myself (Acoustic Bonus Tra Today Im just not myself, to many things are going…
Stuck Verse So you've gone away today I feel so empty…

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@UgolinoV42346

At least you can always clean your ears and listen to better renditions from other artists, including (but not limited to)

* Adam Lambert
* Ariana Grande
* Demi Lovato
* Jackie Evancho
* Jordin Sparks
* Kelly Clarkson
* Luther Vandross
* Richard Marx
* Sebastien de la Cruz
* Sofia Carson
* Taylor Swift
* Whitney Houston

All comments from YouTube:

@actionleopard1223

7y↑521

Chris was so hilarious in this scene. The way he said "Baked" got me dying.

@jameshaggerty8348

4y↑23

action leopard122 loved how he even bothered to go the talent show. Funny how smart he is about pot.

@zugger900

3y↑2

Fuck sake if you hadn’t mentioned it I wouldn’t have found it funny 😂😂

@AltairBen

8y↑569

Should have called themselves a handful of Yoko and performed it at the Museum of Modern Art. Would have gotten standing ovations.

@RandomYouTubeVideos

8y↑38

+Benjamin Browder ^^ This guy knows whats up

@LowFam420

8y↑22

Too funny i just watched her interpretation of katy perrys fireworks and it was literally just screaming

@gaugebessert7617

8y↑3

hahahahahahahah

@AdventuresWithRandR

6y↑3

Ha i saw that 30 times and that is so true

@MrJjs77

4y↑3

Benjamin Browder 😂😂😂

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@Mira_Dunia

6y↑708

Singing with headphones vs. realizing how you actually sound. 😂

@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx

4y↑32

Painfully accurate

@DarthKorrin

3y↑18

actually ya, your right

@dylanL19

3y↑7

Couldn’t agree more

@TchitoversalPharaoh

3y↑2

The way they ACTUALLY sound = the end of Season 1, Episode 10 of "The Eric Andre Show (Ryan Phillippe)".

@MS-ot2cz

3y↑4

Oof. This is so true.

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@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx

4y↑92

I love Chris explanation, so honest 😂

@IceWizard-hi8wv

8y↑641

if ur stoned everything sounds better way better

@TheLemmyCorper

8y↑19

+Austin Hughart seems more like an acid or shrooms effect

@CranioUomo

6y↑11

Dude tried driving while you’re stoned to your favorite song… It’s fucking amazing

@Bobbythundervideogamemaster900

6y↑1

Ice wizard Graveyard and log I love this song

@bikerlad3138

6y↑1

Ice wizard Graveyard and log ?

@paulorufalco

6y↑1

Alan Moore wrote Watchman and V for Vendetta stoned

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@armandotorres8962

2y↑124

I think what makes it funnier is that Chris is speaking pretty properly and very honest with his parents at the end.

@monkeycat48

1y↑3

The honest truth about why people are getting even worse now than ever. Ain’t gonna lie, but there is a lack of motor skills happening right now due to this whole legalization.

@Cacowninja

34w↑2

@@monkeycat48 Pot doesn't do that and even if it did it's their bodies.

@RabidNemo

32w

@@monkeycat48there might be some motor skills issues directly while you're really baked but for the most part you're going to be fine

@futrell8643

3y↑140

When Peter is laying on his back and starts kicking his leg, kills me every time😂😂

@nathanseper8738

3y↑1

He's really out of it.

@jdbruiser

2y↑1

They really sounded like they just came out of a womb.

@playboijohhny2672

2y↑1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm be thinking about that and be dying

@hannahk345

5y↑313

LYRICS
In God’s eyes everybody’s hot
This world has beauty all through her
Picture the fattest chick you know
God would totally do her
He’d do her all the way
Even call her the next day
To see how work was going

@snakeeyes2551

4y↑141

REAL LYRICS
Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!
Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!

@SSKMusicBeats

3y↑13

Deep af lol

@ImNotADeeJay

3y↑3

so precious

@TchitoversalPharaoh

3y↑1

Real lyrics: Almost as bad as- if not worse than Mumble from "Happy Feet"!

@frickysuavve247

2y↑5

i thought it was picture the hottest chick you know for the longest you have changed my life thank you

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@jkrk6696

8y↑144

I need a full song now. I can't stop to listen.
Dammit..

@mrterbia95

4y↑125

0:09-0:56—How people expected 2020 to be

1:10-1:19—What 2020 actually became

@28ebdh3udnav

3y↑5

That comment offended because it's true...

@alvexok5523

3y↑1

@@28ebdh3udnav 2021's even worse. Nature played a nasty trick on us, making us think we were finally pulling out of the pandemic back in June, and then the Delta covid hitting and giving us a total 180 in the direction we're heading in.

@ToadComrades

3y↑3

@@alvexok5523 I agree so much, i honestly miss 2020

@alvexok5523

3y↑1

@@ToadComrades Yeah. I miss 2019 even more. We are starting to get better again with numbers of cases starting to decrease again, but after June it's still too early to celebrate. Plus there are already websites talking of another mutation turning things back the other way again. I don't believe every website though (I just go by the wordometer statistics), but after what happened in July, I understand why they think another mutation takeover will happen again.

@renegade7548

2y↑1

2020 for us was like the year of Luigi of Nintendo, hell it nearly bankrupt the entire company

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@coreyray5803

7y↑95

I was wondering why they didn't win. That is too funny.

@mileycyrusfan197

8y↑82

lol i guess this video is one of the good examples for "expectations vs reality." and it made me laugh when lois and peter were just screaming, instead of singing the song. XD

@jacksonskinner4536

5y↑20

Actual lyrics: AAHHH!!!! AHHHH!!!! AAAAHHH!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!! AAAHHHH!!!! AAHHH!!!! AAHHH!!!! AHHH!!!! AHHH!!!! AHHH!!!!

@chanyphilly8266

8y↑63

One of the funniest scenes ever

@Wishbone4evr

4y↑14

At 0:09- this is how potheads or people on shrooms see the movie, "Midsommar". But at 1:10 - That's how I see the movie "Midsommar". ROFLMAO 🤣🤣

@faygosupreme

2y↑24

this actually happened to me last night. i watched a friend at a comedy open mic, she thought she did great, but she was so hammered, she went on a drunken rant, that shocked the audience into silence, before finally careening off the stage, into the first row, lol.

@NoriMori1992

1y↑1

What kinds of things did she say?

@faygosupreme

1y↑4

@@NoriMori1992, she had a bit where she roasts nick fuentes (or at least she tried to), but she just ended up vomiting every RANDOM scrap of info on him that she found online, lmao.

@faygosupreme

1y↑3

she was drunk asf when i first met up with her (and it was only a quarter after 8 pm, LMFAOOOO). she had chopped it up with the other comedians there, and she had already alienated them with her antics before her set, so they retaliated in kind by roasting her in their ensuing sets. it was absolutely brutal to watch.

@justanobodyonyoutube3580

34w↑3

This is actually what its like singing while high

@TheIceCreamWizard_WithHat

6y↑26

1:09 is what you’re looking for

@gamermixy.t3664

2y↑9

Lol , all they did was screaming 🤣 expectations vs reality , I like how chirs says " I was in the audience" 😂

@ainahko16

7y↑69

This is where mumble rappers come from.

@danielgeci4513

2y↑5

I'm at a karaoke night rn, and this is what came to mind

@thejoint25

6y↑7

I don't know why I find it hilarious when they look at each other between lines.

@alexblackmon160

8y↑36

1:01 what I have to tell my friends all the time.

@Chrisindapurplehouse

2y↑14

I'm actually stoned as shit right now and this is so much funnier, because this is literally me right now. I've just laughed so hard that I was simultaneously crying, coughing and then choking.

@18wolfspirit

8y↑239

The lesson here is: Never use drugs before performing.

@lxCRON1Cxl

8y↑16

Tell that to every rapper ever

@Cragmortis

8y↑14

+lxCRON1Cxl and every crooner, Spooner, goober or boomer. (meaning) actor, rock star, pop star and heads of industry.

@Cragmortis

8y↑2

+Christopher Morris you mean ass hats yeah them too

@Prymary2

8y↑5

Pantera did it all the time and they're legends.

@dramaticScar

7y↑4

Belive me this song sounds incredibe when you smoke weed... I mean it!!!!

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@danschneider9921

3y↑8

"Call her the next day to see how work was 'goin" I don't know why but that is the best part

@Floydfan47

7y↑14

I wish there were full versions for the songs, I would buy them hahaha

@TSPH1992

8y↑95

AAH, AAH, AAAH! XD

@LolDarrellLol

7y↑16

If I ever sing karaoke this will be the song

@IMPROVINGFORGTAVI

5y↑3

LolDarrellLol
Like this 1:09
Or this 0:09

@fluffypenguin888ramirez6

@@IMPROVINGFORGTAVI like this 1:09

@Bolbi145

6y↑27

0:12 how modern music sounds to my sister
1:10 how modern music sounds to me

@TikiFoamy38

2y↑6

1:01 Chris actually explaining shit

@CandiOsama

5y↑8

They need a official album together

@markreading8993

4y↑9

1:09 if 2020 was a song

@bowmaj8666

3y↑7

According to the commentary of this episode, the original lyrics were "He'd do her from behind, even go a second time!"

@RoseGarden17

1y↑1

They made a good call altering it to the new lyrics imo

@KikiW89

4y↑7

Singing in the Shower
Vs
How you really sound
Lol

@Disturbed2595

1y↑2

What Jane's Addiction thinks they sound like vs what they actually sound like

@jesusecheverria7608

37w↑1

He'd do her all the way and He'd call her the next day to see how work was going??? Lmfao those are the greatest lyrics ever.

@MickyMoonchu

8y↑78

Everytime i get high i have to watch this

@Anthony-jc1ii

8y↑2

me tooooo

@dramaticScar

7y↑6

Noble Indian Chief sounds soooooo much better when you're high

@Maknaeboy

43w↑1

0:49 the ending is so good

@nicholasmorales24

8y↑42

Dying!! 😆😆😆😆😆😭😭😭😭

@davidlundmark9359

5y↑2

It was so funny!! 😭😭

@rt1110

3y↑2

BRETHRIN!

@michellea221

I'm imagining u meant to do the "laugh cry" emoji instead of the laugh AND cry emoji xD

@frankmorton1626

1y↑1

Beautiful song. Fantastic artists

@lukedavis3703

2y↑3

Seth and Alex (Peter And Lois) are great singers

@metraking192

5y↑19

0:13: How I think I sounded singing
1:09: How I actually sounded

@1CloudLightning

6y↑8

One of the last few times I laughed my ass off to Family Guy

@realtetria

4y↑7

1:10 Keith Richards on stage while on drugs

@michaeldillon8217

4y↑7

That was funny when they showed how peter & lois really did

@dramaticScar

6y↑6

Why does this song makes so much sense when Im high... its so beautiful

@wakeful_monthgaming8496

3y↑10

0:09 how singers sing with autotune
1:10 how singers sing with their real voice

@rexythedinosaur7693

Literally me when my voice didn’t changed but after I hit puberty

@robertl4216

8y↑4

Love This song

@thedragonskull1065

2y↑4

0:09 how my singing sounded in my head
1:10 how I actually sound to everyone around me 😂

@adrianscorch

41w↑1

This can’t be how I sound in the shower when singing while baked.

@axels8339

3y↑3

they need to do a long version !

@razormc954

8y↑224

1:09 Still sounds better than Justin Bieber

@aaronh4131

8y↑20

What doesn't? LOL

@CheapandCertifiedMemes_YT

7y↑1

ikr

@srf1293

PhenomenalRazor88 that is true (mind that don't take much)

@willpadfield2928

7y↑8

PhenomenalRazor88 That joke is almost ten years old so it's not funny.

@ryanrokenbrod334

DewStorm88 1:09 better than gundam build fighter English dub

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@nickredbear4094

1y↑2

Chris face and everyone else watching peter and Lois LMFAO

@there4you19

48w↑1

Well Chris did Say "I was in The Audience"

@Durgon-Man

7y↑98

0:11 How fangirls view Twenty-One Pilots
1:10 How I view Twenty-One Pilots

@rand0mdude779

6y↑5

GamerzTheDragon Same with Fall Out Boy

@Mira_Dunia

6y↑6

Aww those not that bad, are they? There's a difference between not liking the style of music and the singers actually being terrible.

@wellesradio

6y↑2

What the hell is Twenty-One Pilots?

@astraldirectrix

5y↑1

I’m okay with Twenty-One Pilots, but they’re no Linkin Park.

@HayabusaWill

@@wellesradio A terrible "band".

@omgurazero

4y↑3

Lord. I do believe in you. With that being said, forgive me for singing along.

@bxcvk

9y↑3

Great quality what recording software are you using?

@RandomYouTubeVideos

+bxcvk I didn't record at all, I have the episodes and edited this part using a video editor

@whyamihere3481

5y↑3

0:08 You
1:09 The guy she tells you not to worry about

@Rotary_Phone

1y↑1

This is the way it actually is when you get high, and you think you're killing it, but you're not.

@dj_eenigmamauri1570

4y↑1

LMFAO!!!!! I had just finished mine 🌬🌬 when I ran into this video. 😂😂😭😂..

@merriame9487

31w

"In God's eyes everybody's hot" and their small smiles take me out everytime

@johnroberts5562

7y↑4

The shit is so true! I thought I played better stoned but had a producer prove to me I didn't. He tricked me into re- doing a lead track Straight & Sober. On play back he played a STONED VERSION and it sounded like shit! I said "See I told ya I play better stoned".. He then played the new track that was crisp & clean and I thought it was from the old track! He made his point.
I took what Willie Nelson said to heart "If your wired your fired! Yeah I know, Willie saying something like that! On the stage is one thing but when it's costing money it's another.... Ya wanna play - You pay :)

@finkleroy

8y↑4

Priceless.

@mistycarnley4819

5y↑2

That’s how Chevelle sounds live! 🤣

@evangolden9576

4y↑4

0:08 what people who first watched the Banana Splits Movie expected it to look like

1:09 reality

@28ebdh3udnav

3y↑1

I've been that baked before after eating two brownies after being warned to only eat like a small quarter size bite or half of one at the max

@jrandall4020

4y↑2

This explains John and Yoko......seriously

@martinmarandi3549

5y↑4

Peter: aahhahaaaaaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaahaaahaaaa
Me : wtf have I been watching

@who_cares848

32w↑1

As a musician/songwriter who smokes a fuck ton of pot, this is accurate 😂

@friedpickles7924

5y↑3

1:09 I don't need no drugs to sound like this.

@Umut_35

27w

This reminds me of an episode of Regular Show when the Park workers were in a talent show without instruments

@162themario

The beat of the music reminds me of one of the levels in Yoshi Story 64

@Monchi2006

4y↑2

0:11 what Sonic Youth think they sound like
1:10 what Sonic Youth really sounds like

@Phanhsackdy

4y↑1

I guess if I got high I could actually enjoy the music nowadays... hmmmm.. 🤔 ruin my 3+ years sober to enjoy new music or continue to listen to the long list of classics.

@TheDmented01

4y↑3

1:10 the audience was a bit worried.

@TheOicyu812

Mickey and Mitch have never sounded better.

@AlexKeyes299

sounds like they're actually playing a lute of some type

@iAintSayDat

3y↑1

It's one thing to be bad 🤣😂🤣😂🤣. But to not realize you THAT bad lolol. That was coke in those blunts 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@azrielcruz8090

7y↑1

Wow this song is amazing i can tell those two guy's know how to sing right.

@LGamerr

Azriel Cruz ???

@Tanzenergise

uhhh wut?

@LGamerr

lol I'm just as confused XD

@ZakWolf

8y↑5

"Then I learned to play some lead guitar
I was underage in this funky bar
And I stepped outside to smoke myself a "J"...
And when I came back to the room
Everybody just seemed to move
And I turned my amp up loud and I began to play!"
And it sounded like at 1:09!

@lawrencefeldman7744

4y↑1

Whenever I'm done w/ a gig I ask "did I Peter and Lois"??? ,after which my bandmates laugh and say they don't remember!!!✨💫 Really tho'👁️ don't play while you're high!

@jackfreeman1776

34w↑1

I’m pretty sure weed doesn’t make you perform that terribly, unless if it’s laced with another drug or they smoked a lethal amount.

@jbrone1965

3y↑2

1:17 Lois 🤣

@RecklessPedro

I wish there was a level of highness achievable like they portrayed in tv.
That's what you look like when you're a stinking drunk!

@JusticeRobinettMusic

2y↑1

Phish concerts be like: 1:11

@ImNotADeeJay

3y↑2

being an awful singer is not that bad if you keep it for yourself. The problem is when you believe you have a great voice and insist on sharing your gift with the rest of the world.

@1obscura

This reminds me of what the govt thinks of themselves vs what they actually are.

@brandoninglin7566

2y↑1

0:10-0:46
1:08-1:18
is my favorite 🤩
part of the video

@eeyorehaferbock7870

15w

Who else watched this after hearing Neil DeGrasse Tyson mention it in a podcast on psychedelics that he did with two other guys a few weeks ago?

Disclaimer: I’m fully aware that the above question barely makes sense unless the answer is “yes”.

@TaylorBlarington

37w↑2

Lyrics: AHH AH AHHH AH AHHH AAA AA

@joselopez6990

6y↑5

Fergie’s National Anthem performance at the all star game be like

@UgolinoV42346

@JaggSpinge

43w↑2

1:10 RadioHead in a nutshell

@noelleenglish9019

39w↑2

Arguments in the shower vs in real life.

@monchateauamoi3641

2y↑1

Exactly how Vince Neil thought he was at his recent concert 🤣🤣

@michaelruiz3104

7y↑3

1:09-1:19 how the singers of this time really sound

@ButterflyQueene07

1y↑3

Moral lesson: Don't do drugs.

@burnthetrolls5971

4y↑2

1:09 A lost Beatles song

@Thomathyy

6y↑3

Expectations vs reality

@thevoicesaysimalmostoutofm5710

5y↑2

0:09 How fans of insert random artist think they sound
1:09 How anyone would probably think they'd sound.

@KokoGogo1728

44w↑1

1:10 Ambulances be like:

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