Their best known songs Pussy Manifesto and Drag King Bar appeared on their first album What's That Smell, although their next two albums were released on Righteous Babe. Eternally Hard, released in 2001, was co-produced by Ani DiFranco and Wayne Schrengohst. Their most recent album, Sour Juice and Rhyme was produced in collaboration with June Millington of the groundbreaking 1970s all-women band Fanny.
Since their split, Bitch has changed her name to Capital b and formed a new duo called Capital b and the Exciting Conclusion with her girlfriend Daniela Sea. Animal has begun to use the name Animal Prufrock and has started a new band called Allora.
Best Cock on the Block
bitch and animal Lyrics
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my beeper's going off
I'm naked, I roll over
Enough is enough
These bitches always calling me
Morning, noon, and night
Gladys and Rhonda
what can I say?
They can't stay away
From the best cock on the block today
It's eternally hard
I've got five different sizes, shapes and colors
Come over and try me, I am like no other
You like 'em big?
I got a GMC brand
You like 'em little?
I got a mini pickle
I aim to satisfy I aim to please
Just give me some booty that I can squeeze
what can I say?
They can't stay away
From the best cock on the block today
It's eternally hard
aw, shit! it's Darlene.
I know it by the code
I was supposed to be there an hour ago
She said, "baby, bring the big one"
But I left it with Brooke
My dick, it's like chick bait
One bite and they're hooked
so I'm headed to darlene's and I get distracted
Got my eye right on her block
And I get distracted
Slid down to the girl on the bench sippin' water
She leaned in, licked her lips like I was on her
She said "ooh, you're one of dem girly men
Well, I need more man in my men
We could meet next week,
We could be great friends...."
no, no... see- I'm a lady lover
I'm a lady leaver
Just one taste and you'll be a believer
So girl- take that
My dick's so big, I don't even have to pack it
see I'm just a little girl boy,
Trying to make my way in a man's world
I'm just a little girl boy,
Trying to make my way in a man's world
so... I gotta go.
Got my 40 and my lucky extra firm dildo
From the D- to the I- to the L- to the DO
what can I say?
They can't stay away from the best cock
On the block todaaaaay
The song "Best Cock on the Block" by Bitch and Animal is a provocative and humorous take on male sexual prowess, with the singer boasting about his impressive genitals and the attention they receive. The lyrics describe various women he has slept with or is considering sleeping with, and the different sizes and shapes of his genitalia that can cater to their preferences. The song is clearly intended to be tongue-in-cheek, with the singer playing up the stereotype of the hyper-sexual alpha male.
However, the song also has a deeper subtext about gender and power. The singer is presented as a "little girl boy" who is trying to make his way in a man's world, implying that he does not conform to traditional gender roles. By presenting his sexuality in such a bold and brazen way, he is asserting his agency and challenging the norms of masculinity. At the same time, the women in the song are portrayed as being at the mercy of his sexual prowess, reinforcing traditional gender hierarchies even as they are being subverted.
Overall, "Best Cock on the Block" is a provocative and entertaining song that challenges gender stereotypes and celebrates sexual freedom.
Line by Line Meaning
It's two in the morning
It's very early in the morning and I'm awake.
my beeper's going off
My pager is vibrating and indicating that someone is trying to contact me.
I'm naked, I roll over
I am not wearing any clothes and I am turning my body to face another direction.
Enough is enough
I have reached my limit and can no longer tolerate something.
These bitches always calling me
These women are constantly trying to reach me by phone or pager.
Morning, noon, and night
They are calling me at all hours of the day and night.
Gladys and Rhonda
Two specific women are trying to contact me.
Darlene, she is tight, right?
Darlene is likely to have sexual intercourse with me because she is attracted to me.
what can I say?
I am not sure what to say about this situation because it is out of my control.
They can't stay away
These women are very interested in having sex with me and keep coming back for more.
From the best cock on the block today
I have the most desirable penis among those who live on my block.
It's eternally hard
My penis is always erect and ready for sexual activity.
I've got five different sizes, shapes and colors
I have a variety of penises in my possession, each with unique physical characteristics.
Come over and try me, I am like no other
I invite you to come over and try one of my various penises for yourself; you won't find another like it.
You like 'em big?
If you prefer a large penis, I have one available.
I got a GMC brand
I have a very large penis from the General Motors Corporation.
You like 'em little?
If you prefer a small penis, I have one available.
I got a mini pickle
I have a very small penis, like that of a pickle.
I aim to satisfy I aim to please
My goal is to provide sexual satisfaction and pleasure to my partners.
Just give me some booty that I can squeeze
If you have a nice butt that is firm and squeezable, I am interested in having sexual intercourse with you.
aw, shit! it's Darlene.
Oh no, it's Darlene who is trying to contact me.
I know it by the code
I recognize that it is Darlene trying to reach me because I know the specific code she is using.
I was supposed to be there an hour ago
I had previously made plans to meet Darlene and I am running late.
She said, "baby, bring the big one"
Darlene is requesting that I bring a large penis when we meet.
But I left it with Brooke
I had loaned the large penis to another woman named Brooke and am unable to retrieve it at this time.
My dick, it's like chick bait
My penis is very attractive to women and has the ability to lure them in.
One bite and they're hooked
If a woman has sexual intercourse with me one time, she is likely to become hooked and want to do it again.
so I'm headed to darlene's and I get distracted
I am on my way to see Darlene but become sidetracked.
Got my eye right on her block
I am paying attention to the area where Darlene lives.
Slid down to the girl on the bench sippin' water
I slid down to a bench where a girl was drinking water.
She leaned in, licked her lips like I was on her
The girl was showing signs of sexual attraction to me by leaning in close and licking her lips.
She said "ooh, you're one of dem girly men
The girl seems to think I am effeminate or not very masculine.
Well, I need more man in my men
The girl is looking for a man who is more masculine.
We could meet next week,
The girl is suggesting that we meet up again in the future.
We could be great friends...."
The girl is not indicating that she is interested in a sexual relationship, but rather just friendship.
see- I'm a lady lover
I prefer to have sexual relationships with women.
I'm a lady leaver
After having sex with women, I typically move on and find other sexual partners.
Just one taste and you'll be a believer
If you have sex with me one time, you will understand how pleasurable it is and want to do it again.
So girl- take that
I encourage women to have sex with me.
My dick's so big, I don't even have to pack it
My penis is so large, I do not need to carry a bag or hold it while walking.
see I'm just a little girl boy,
I am a young man who still has a lot to learn.
Trying to make my way in a man's world
It can be difficult for me to navigate through life as a young male who is still learning about the world.
so... I gotta go.
I need to leave now.
Got my 40 and my lucky extra firm dildo
I have a bottle of malt liquor and a sex toy that I am bringing with me.
From the D- to the I- to the L- to the DO
I spell the word 'dildo' by saying each letter aloud.
They can't stay away from the best cock
Women are always attracted to my penis.
On the block todaaaaay
My penis is the most desirable among the people who live on my block, right now.
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