Short Kings Anthem
blackbear Lyrics

We packin' diamond pistols
We are ready to shine and make an impact.

Uh, baby get low 'cause I already am
I may be short, but I am confident and secure in myself.

Starin' through a skirt like I'm Superman
I may not have the height, but I have the vision and perspective of a superhero when it comes to women.

My hair at an inch, your boy Dapper Dan
I may be short, but I am stylish and put together like a fashion icon.

I always look fit, I ain't got a cramp
I may not have the height, but I am in good physical shape and health.

Cut shorty off 'cause I'm short term
I may not be looking for a long-term commitment, so I end things quickly with short-term partners.

Controlling my joystick, now it's your turn
I am in control and confident in the bedroom, and now it's my partner's turn to experience pleasure.

I don't listen to a chirp, bro that's your bird
I don't pay attention to gossip or drama, that is for someone else to deal with.

Dude's bent out of shape 'cause they got curved
Other men may be upset or angry because they got rejected, but I am secure in myself and don't let it affect me.

I could suck a titty while I'm standing up
I am flexible and versatile, capable of pleasing my partner in different positions and situations.

Don't ever fucking tell me I ain't man enough
Just because I am short doesn't mean I am any less manly or capable.

Standing 5'8", voice 6'5"
I may be short in stature, but my presence and confidence make me stand tall and larger than life.

Your whole whip crackin' 'cause we're short guys
Our style and swag are so strong that we can even influence the way others drive their cars.

I'm 5 foot something but my bills all paid
I may be short, but I am financially stable and responsible.

On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay
I may have to stretch a little to reach things, but I am willing to put in the extra effort.

Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow
I am willing to take risks and push boundaries, while also enjoying casual and laid-back situations.

You don't need your heels girl, just bring a towel
My partner doesn't need to dress up or wear heels to feel good around me, just come as you are.

I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty
Even though I am short, I have a regal and confident aura about me.

Short king, mama ay
I may be short, but I am still a leader and king in my own right.

And no "must be this tall to ride"
I may not meet some societal standards for height, but I am still worthy and deserving of love and respect.

I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy
Even though I am short, I have a big personality and am kind and friendly to others.

Welcome back to Short Kings Radio
We are celebrating the unique and powerful qualities of short men.

Now we're gonna hear from one of our listeners
We want to hear the experiences and stories of other short men who relate to our message.

Yo, I just wanna give a big shout out to TMG
I am showing appreciation to the artists who have inspired and empowered me with their music.

That new shit, uh (Mhm), that shit got me laid
I am grateful for the confidence and validation I have received from this new music that celebrates short men.

So I just wanna say, thank you TMG
I am expressing my gratitude for the artists who have given voice to my experiences.

Thank you Blackbear for getting me uh, fucking laid dude
I am thanking Blackbear specifically for inspiring confidence and success in my romantic endeavors.

Haha, well that's great to hear caller, glad you got your dick wet
The radio host is casually congratulating the caller on their sexual success.

Next up, Halsey
The radio show is moving on to the next topic or segment featuring another artist.