Shit
d.ash Lyrics

I'll shit on you, da da, da da, da da
I will dominate and humiliate you, repeatedly

I remain fatter than gluttony
I am more powerful and indulgent than anyone else

Tapin' bombs on the back of record companies
I will destroy the music industry if they reject me

Blow 'em up if they ain't want me
I will take drastic measures to retaliate against those who reject me

The national guard, they scared to hunt me
Even the powerful national guard fears to confront me

I love beef, I got you hoes duckin' me
I enjoy conflicts and have women running away from me

A drug thief, bitch I'll take your marijuana
I am not afraid to steal drugs from others, even marijuana

These slugs will keep your ass away from my corner
I will use bullets to protect my territory

I drown niggas in hundred degree saunas
I will kill others by drowning them in extremely hot conditions

You can act a fool if ya wanna (biatch!)
Feel free to act foolish, but there will be consequences

It's this lyrical piranha
I am an aggressive and relentless rap artist

Strapped wit a grenade, in the pool with ya mama
I am armed with a grenade, even in a pool with your mother

Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom
I will violently assault your mother and drag her to the depths

Twist nothin' up like a condom
I am not interested in safe or consensual activities

Slap it if you fuckers got a problem
I will physically harm anyone who dares to challenge me

When I see 'em, you hoes endin' up in a fuckin' mausoleum
I will cause my enemies to meet their ultimate demise

Or hidden in the trunk of a black and gold BM
I will dispose of my enemies in the trunk of a fancy car

Pull in the garage while you screamin'
I will bring you to a place of terror while you are screaming

Keep the motor on then I'm leavin' (I'll shit on you!)
I will leave you in fear and continue to dominate

I'll shit on you! I will shit on you
I will overpower and humiliate you

I'll shit on you! Girl you know, its true
I will dominate and humiliate both women and men

I'll shit on you! Bitch or man, its true
I will dominate and humiliate both women and men

I'll shit on you! I will shit on you
I will overpower and humiliate you

I'm a alcoholic, with the fuckin' toilet
I am a heavy drinker, often sitting on the toilet

Pass the hot dogs (Bizarre aren't you Islamic?)
I request hot dogs, despite stereotypes about my religious affiliation

Bitch shut your fuckin' mouth
I demand that you remain silent

I'm a keep eatin' 'til Richard Simmons comes to my house
I will continue eating excessively until Richard Simmons intervenes

With a chain saw to cut me out (me out, me out!)
I need extreme measures to be freed from my gluttony

I'll fuck your wife, I had sex since I met her
I have been sexually involved with your wife since we first met

Too busy fuckin' wit (your twelve year old) baby sitter (ha ha ha)
I am engaging in inappropriate activities with your underage babysitter

And all women ain't shit, only good for cookin', cleanin'
I hold misogynistic views, believing women are only useful in the kitchen and for chores

And sucking dick and that's it (I said it)
I believe women's only purpose is to perform oral sex, and I stand by that statement

I was responsible for killin' John Candy
I claim responsibility for the death of comedian John Candy

Got Jon Benet Ramsey in my '98 Camry
I brag about having murdered child beauty queen JonBenét Ramsey

I don't give a fuck who you are
I don't care about your identity or status

Is Richard Pryor still alive?
I ask if the late comedian Richard Pryor is still alive

If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dyin'
I boast about being even more mentally ill than Richard Pryor before his death

Born brainless, this steel ain't stainless
I was born foolish, and my weapon is not clean

Your bloodstains are all over this steel god dang-it
I will cause bloodshed and leave evidence of my violence

Bitch bring it, these niggas that I hang with
I challenge you to fight, and I have a violent crew to back me up

I hang you up naked by your ankles danglin'
I will hang you upside down, exposed and vulnerable

My need I stay stranglin, I don't need your help
I have a strong desire for violence and don't require assistance

If you gon' give me the pussy, I'll un-loosen my belt (I'll shit on you!)
If you offer me sex, I will undress and engage

I'm what your daddy's not, your mom's kinda cock
I am the opposite of what your father is, a sexual partner to your mother

Your sister tends court, your aunt supply her rocks
Your sister engages in illegal activities, and your aunt provides her drugs

Buck fifty cross your neck, Floss your TEC
I will slash your throat and display your firearm

I'll beat you wit it across your chest
I will physically assault you with your own weapon

Yo it's only right I jack your car keys and run
It is fitting for me to steal your car and escape

Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns
I wasted all of my money on drugs and firearms

For fun, when I'm drunk, I'll run a truck through the weed house
When I am intoxicated, I will crash a truck into a drug distribution location

Jump out and beat ya peeps down worst than Steve Stout
I will violently attack your friends, even worse than Steve Stout

Put you in choke holds I learned last week
I will use recently acquired chokehold techniques on you

From the police man who caught me stealing weed from his Jeep (Hey, hey, hey!)
I learned the techniques from a police officer after being caught stealing drugs

I see hoes biting, y'all don't wanna brawl
I notice people copying my style, but they don't want to engage in a physical fight

That's like D-Bo fightin' Peablo Bryson (I'll shit on you)
That would be an absurd and mismatched fight, just like me overpowering you

Fuck what you hollerin' and yellin' about
I disregard and dismiss whatever you are shouting and screaming about

I'll reach in your mouth and pull your fuckin' skeleton out
I will violently remove your innermost self, leaving you exposed

Niggas get hit wit a two piece; bling bling
I will punch people with a combination of blows, leaving them injured

Wit a poisonous sting, I'm such a violent thing
I have a venomous and dangerous nature, known for my violence

Once I get on two, hits of X
Once I consume two doses of ecstasy

My disk slips and disconnects
My mind becomes disconnected and disoriented

'Til I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck
I will move about with a contorted and abnormal posture

But still shit on the first bitch who disrespects (C'mon, I'll shit on you!)
Despite my mental state, I will still assert my dominance over any woman who disrespects me

Over reaction is my only reaction
I always respond with excessive and exaggerated reactions

Which only sets off a chain reaction
This triggers a series of escalating events

And puts five more zainiac than maniacs in action
This leads to an influx of even more crazy and unstable individuals

A rat pack in black jackets who pack ten
A group of dangerous individuals armed with powerful weapons

Nine millimeters, five criminals pulling heaters
We are armed with handguns, ready to engage in criminal activities

And spilling liters of blood like swimmin' pools
We will cause immense bloodshed and violence, like overflowing swimming pools

Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too
Even deceitful individuals are capable of shooting at women

A lot of people say misogynistic which is true
Many people accuse me of being misogynistic, and they are correct

I don't deny it matter of fact I stand by it
I openly acknowledge and support my misogynistic beliefs

So please stand by it before we start up a damn riot
I request that you support and stand by my beliefs to avoid causing a chaotic and violent situation

If you don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet
If you do not want to get trampled, stay silent

Boy, girl, dog, woman, man, child (I'll shit on you!)
I will overpower and humiliate anyone, regardless of age or gender

Your life, Your wife, Your kids, Your car
I will dominate and humiliate every aspect of your life

I'll shit on you! D-12 will shit on you
The entire group, D-12, will overpower and humiliate you

Your house, Your spouse, Your rings, Your things
We will dominate and humiliate every aspect of your life

I'll shit on you! I'll shit on you
We will overpower and humiliate you

I will shit on you I don't care who you are
I will dominate and humiliate you, regardless of your identity

I'll shit on you! I don't give a fuck about you or your car
I will overpower and humiliate you, and I have no regard for you or your possessions

Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch
I will disrespect and disregard your home and personal belongings

I'll shit on you! Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family
I will dominate and humiliate your wife, children, and entire family

I'll shit on you!
I will overpower and humiliate you

You heard me
You understood me

Bitch, I'll shit on you
I will overpower and humiliate you

D-12 will shit on you
The entire group, D-12, will overpower and humiliate you

I'll shit on you
I will overpower and humiliate you