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Cucumber Surrender
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Baby Microbe Music

Brilliant, my favourite from Mono Kero

Mark Schwartz

Before you slice him up and make him a meal,
Stroke your cucumber. Let him know how you feel.
Lettuce bed him with Princess Jalepino
He saved the world of vegetables we know.

A long long time ago, there was a war among
All of the edible plants they could not get along.
Once peaceful plants became arrogant beasts.
The world was in danger of veggie extinction.

The potatoes and beets had gotten displeased.
Had to live in the dirt while tomatoes and peas
Swung in the breeze in warm summer sunshine.
Tubers decided they wanted their own vines.

Then without arms the brave cucumber knight
Stood up to them all, stopped the horrible fight.
Only the cucumber was cool enough.
But after his win he was tired and thin.

Oh great cucumber knight, you've won the fight.
Your duty's done. The battle's won.
Oh great cucumber knight, you've won the fight.
Your duty's done. The battle's won.
You can go home. You won't be alone.
You've guarded your garden and now it's alright.
You can go home. You won't be alone.
You've guarded your garden and now

Cucumber's crusade was now over at last.
Angry vegetables now were a thing of the past.
When he got home just as angels had promised,
A hot little princess waited there with a kiss.

Before you slice him up and make him a meal,
Stroke your cucumber. Let him know how you feel.
Lettuce bed him with Princess Jalepino.
He saved the world of vegetables we know.

Joe Flink

@Mark Schwartz Lettuce learn from history, so as not to be doomed to repeat it.

Mark Schwartz

@Simon Simon It's from the CD booklet. The story of Cucumber's valiant crusade deserves to be more widely known.

Simon Simon

If you deciphered that just from listening rather than read it off the album or whatever, you're a genius.

Simon Simon

If only all girl bands made music like this.

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