Billionaire
glee_cast Lyrics

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad
I want to be incredibly wealthy and successful

Buy all of the things I never had
I want to indulge in material possessions that were previously unavailable to me

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
I want to be a notable figure in the business world and have substantial wealth and power

Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen
I want to be recognized and respected by prominent figures, such as Oprah Winfrey and Queen Elizabeth II

Oh every time I close my eyes
In my dreams and aspirations

I see my name in shinin' lights, yeah
I see myself as a successful and recognized public figure

A different city every night, oh I
I see myself traveling extensively and experiencing new things

I swear the world better prepare
I am determined to achieve success and make an impact

For when I'm a billionaire
When I am successful and wealthy beyond measure

Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah, I would be the host of
I would have a talk show akin to Oprah's and be the host of it

Everyday Christmas, give Artie a wish list
I would be incredibly generous and make people's dreams come true

I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
I would adopt children and provide them with a better life

And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it
I would provide a home and love for children who have been neglected

Give away a few Mercedes like, "Here lady, have this"
I would be very generous with my wealth and give expensive gifts to those I care about

And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
I would make someone's final dreams come true before they pass away

It's been a couple months that I've been single so
I have been single for a while now

You can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho Ho
I am willing to give gifts and be generous like Santa Claus

Get it, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
I would visit places in need and provide assistance, like New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina

And darn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
I would do more to help than the Federal Emergency Management Agency

Yeah, can't forget about me stupid
Don't forget about me and my ambitions

Everywhere I go I'ma have my own theme music
I will feel so successful that it will seem like I have a theme song when I enter a room

I'll be playing basketball with the President
I will have an opportunity to play and interact with the leader of our country

Dunkin' on his delegates
I will outshine the president's advisors

Then I compliment him on his political etiquette
I will still show respect to the president despite besting him in basketball

Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
I would be so wealthy that I could throw around money just for fun

But keep the fives, twentys, tens and Bens completely separate
I am aware of how to distribute money responsibly and keep track of it

Yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket
I will have so much money that my tax bracket will be incredibly high

We in recession but let me take a crack at it
Although the economy is struggling, I am willing to try my luck and become wealthy

I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up
After indulging in my own desires, I will still be very generous with the remaining money

So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
I want to provide financial security for my loved ones

And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
I believe that with my wealth, I could eliminate hunger among those close to me

Eatin' good, sleepin' soundly
I will be able to live comfortably and provide for my loved ones

I know we all have a similar dream
I believe that many people share my aspiration to be wealthy and successful

Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
I am encouraging others to think about their own financial aspirations

Put it in the air and sing
I want others to join me in my quest for success