Track 1
heroes and hearsay Lyrics

I love that how she breathes booze in the mornin'
Her morning habit of drinking is appealing to me

Man, it's so sexy how she can't remember last night
Her memory loss due to drinking is attractive to me

I made the fatal mistake of lettin' her drink again
Allowing her to drink again was a big mistake on my part

Well, who the hell am I to tell her how to live her life?
I have no right to dictate how she should live her life

And if you could put dumb in a shot glass
I have had too much to drink and am feeling foolish

I'm just another lush who's had one too many in me
I have had too much to drink and am now intoxicated

Pussy's not enough
Sex alone is not satisfying

Forcin' me to stay and settle for anything
I feel trapped and willing to accept anything

Anything's better than lettin' her
I would rather settle than let her go

Think she could do better than me
I am insecure about my worth to her

She'll come around eventually
I am hopeful that her feelings for me will change

'Cause baby girl's a queen
She is the woman I admire and adore

But the queen's just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
Despite her strong presence, she is limited and manipulated in her actions

And she's made me a fiend
I am now addicted to her and her ways

I'm goin' through withdrawal but I got nothin' to lose
I am experiencing negative effects from being away from her, but there is nothing to lose by leaving

Oh no (Hey!), She's at the bottom of that bottle (Hey! Hey!)
She is heavily intoxicated

She's only one more swallow (Hey!), From being oh-so hollow (Hey!)
She is close to emotional emptiness

Bravo (Hey!), she's at the bottom of that bottle (Hey! Hey!)
Her heavy drinking is applauded sarcastically

I find it funny she can never find her car keys
Her constant inability to locate her car keys is amusing to me

Immediately after telling me she can't take it
She admits to being unable to handle a situation, then contradicts herself

She makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities
Her behavior is unbecoming, yet still attractive to me

And slurs her words because she's never not inebriated
Her speech is impaired due to constant drinking

Let the girl go; you know you can do better
It is suggested that I leave her because I deserve better

It's bad when the fact that you can't have her
I am upset by the idea of not being able to have her

Is the reason you sweat her
I am obsessed with her because she is unattainable

Don't let her take advantage of you
She should not be allowed to use or manipulate me

Like the other dudes let her
She has a history of taking advantage of other men

You better cut your losses now, buddy
It is advised that I end the relationship sooner rather than later

Drown yourself, It's not worth keeping me
I suggest that she drown her sorrows and let go of our relationship

Just put it down right now, And bow out gracefully
She should end things now before it is too late, and do so respectfully