Problems
ilovememphis Lyrics
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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits well I don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads... fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to riches nigga I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I... pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping
He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them
D.A. tried to give the nigga the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
All because this fool was harrassin' them
Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain't one
Hit me
You're crazy for this one Rick
It's your boy
The lyrics to ilovememphis's song "Problems" are actually a reference to Jay Z's "99 Problems." In the chorus, ilovememphis repeats "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one", which is a famous line from Jay Z's song. The phrase "bitch" is referring to a problem, issue, or obstacle in one's life, rather than a woman.
The rest of the lyrics talk about the challenges and problems that ilovememphis faces as a rapper, such as critics who don't understand his background and advertisers who use his image for profit. The verse about being pulled over by a cop also references Jay Z's experience with racial profiling and police brutality.
Line by Line Meaning
If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I empathize with you if you are experiencing troubles with a woman
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
I face many challenges, but dealing with a difficult woman is not one of them
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
I am well-protected by both my crew and weapons
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
I have enemies who want me dead
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
Critics accuse me of focusing only on money, cash, and women
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
I come from the ghetto, so those accusations are baseless
If you grew up with holes in your zapatos
If you came from poverty and had shoes filled with holes
You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough
You'd be happy as soon as you started making money
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
I don't care about the opinions of critics; they can go to hell
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
You are free to skip my music if you don't enjoy it
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
I have a problem with radio stations that won't play my music
They don't play my hits well I don't give a shit SO
If they won't play my popular songs, I don't care
Rap mags try and use my black ass
Magazines try to exploit my race for their own gain
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads... fuckers
Advertisers benefit magazine companies by giving them more money for ads
I don't know what you take me as
I'm not sure what impression you have of me
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
You may not realize how intelligent and talented I am, like Jay-Z
I'm from rags to riches nigga I ain't dumb
I may have started with nothing, but I'm not stupid
The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
It's 1994 and I have drugs in my car trunk
In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
The police are following me
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
I have two options: stop the car or flee
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
I choose to flee at high speed
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
I don't want to be involved in a high-speed police chase
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
I have enough money to fight any legal case that may result from this
So I... pull over to the side of the road
I ultimately decide to stop the car
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
The police officer asks why I was stopped
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
I assume it's because I'm young, black, and wearing a low hat
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
I don't know why I'm being stopped; I can't read minds
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
I'm not sure if I'm being arrested or if there's more to it
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
The officer tells me I was barely speeding
"License and registration and step out of the car"
The officer asks for my license and registration, and to exit the car
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
The officer asks if I'm carrying a weapon, knowing many people are
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
I refuse to exit the car; all my documents are legal
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
The officer asks for permission to search my car
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
I refuse to consent to a search; my glove compartment, trunk, and back are locked
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
I am aware of my legal rights; the officer will need a warrant to search
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
The officer is impressed with my knowledge and asks if I'm a lawyer
"Or somebody important or something?"
The officer wonders if I'm someone with influence or importance
Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit
I'm not a lawyer, but I have some legal knowledge
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
I have enough knowledge to know when my rights are being violated
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
The officer threatens to bring dogs to search my car
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
I face many challenges, but dealing with a difficult woman is not one of them
Now once upon a time not too long ago
At some point in the recent past
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
I had to use force to control a woman
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussy
When I say 'hoe,' I don't simply mean a woman with a vagina
But a pussy having no God Damn sense, try and push me
I mean a woman with no common sense who tries to provoke me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
I tried to avoid conflict and pray for patience
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
I pray for him so that he won't keep acting foolishly
You know the type loud as a motor bike
You know the type: loud and obnoxious
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
But when it comes down to it, they won't actually fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping
If a fight does break out, I'll resort to using my gun
He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain
His friends will go snitch to authorities
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
I'll be arrested and stuck in jail again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
I'll be back in the system with other troublemakers
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Drug addicts will be scratching on the floor
Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them
Photographers will take photos of me
D.A. tried to give the nigga the shaft again
The district attorney tried to unfairly punish me
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
I had to pay half a million dollars for bail due to my race
All because this fool was harrassin' them
It all happened because of the foolish man who harassed me
Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin
He was trying to manipulate me
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I am not soft; I am willing to use my gun
I got 99 problems but being a bitch ain't one
I face many challenges, but being a cowardly person is not one of them
It's your boy
The song ends with the artist acknowledging himself
Contributed by Arianna S. Suggest a correction in the comments below.