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Comments from YouTube:

@C-Tag

4y↑5.8K

English-teacher: so what title would you give to the text you just read

Me: UNLIMITED RICE P U D D I N G

@someone-hz8tj

4y↑26

@roboltamy

4y↑79

exurb1a: "...unlimited rice pudding"
me: "lol, he said it"

@vwlz8637

4y↑55

@@roboltamy me: wait the video's almost ending what does the title have to do wi-
excurb1a: UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING
me: oh.

@james_luigi6366

4y↑18

Etcetera Etcetera!

@stunned3553

4y↑7

Phew you were almost... Alone... And dead... And alone ... And dead

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@WordUnheard

5y↑2.8K

Mom: "Where are you going?!"
exurb1a: "I'm going back in time to become a god. I'll be back yesterday."

@user-oz3pq5bt5o

4y↑34

See you yesterday!

@WordUnheard

4y↑26

@@user-oz3pq5bt5o
This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all are arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace!

@chinesehotdog8960

4y↑5

@@WordUnheard goodbye?

@MonkeyShark

4y↑4

You've already done this, sadly I'm in a different timeline :(

@lachlanmccormick3486

4y↑2

@@WordUnheard See you then Old Tart Toter.

@soupmug

2y↑1.5K

This went from a light-hearted guide to Warhammer 40K really quickly.

@Jesse-qy6ur

2y↑11

Didn't it, though?

@anticlaassic

2y↑47

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

@lagunslime9692

50w↑5

YES

@egziverpendlebury2431

46w↑7

I was looking for this exact comment

@ribshubmathur5859

18w

Did you mean for the god emperor of man kind?

@beans7012

3y↑980

exurb1a saying “well done, you clever little sausage” really made my day

@allfunandgames1976

23w↑6

Is it just me who thought it was like, very very slightly hot?

@beans7012

22w

@@allfunandgames1976 i kinda get that..

@Ronobuildstech

that's what she said

@ItsMe-fw9fm

I'm blushing ngl☺️☺️

@Ronobuildstech

@@ItsMe-fw9fm you just made the list😂

@alessiogennari6904

5y↑7.5K

Servant: my lord, what May be the key of your success

Me: i watched a tutorial on YouTube....

@isaacphillips2002

5y↑50

Lmaoooo

@Elmudoquehabla

5y↑112

Matthew90790 a god bigger than I'll ever be

@elin5771

5y↑8

Hahaha

@LucyRoseLuna

5y↑119

@@matthew90790 me: "youtube" is a word from an ancient and devine language. "youtube" would translate to some thing like "whispering of the universe"

@RealityRogue

5y↑62

I’d love to imagine the person who invents time travel will be like “well now what do I do with it?” Then see this video

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@armokil

3y↑9.1K

“And a cheeky touch of Nuclear Fusion “

Now THATS a dramatic entrance.

@evanthefish1857

3y↑381

Teleport to the middle of Rome. It wasn’t built in a day but you better be goddamn sure it can be destroyed in a day

@iliate2589

3y↑73

@@evanthefish1857 this is my new life goal

@gamesux420

3y↑72

Imagine that happening but you also beeing completely unharmed by it.
Thats some dragon ball Z shit, coming out of the smoke cloud after a huge explosion

@auerbacher69

3y↑79

BAM materialize inside a royal families castle, wiping them out, tell peasants you're a god and rule them now, skip all the tedious revolution stuff. eazy.

@S4NSE

3y↑18

what's the title in English? it gets auto translated on my page, it says unlimited rice pudding

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@mioszskrzynski7101

3y↑274

Shepherd of humanity? Total control? Worshipping you? Setting out to guide humanity to its new limits? Basically 40k lore Emperor right there

@Icharus_Labs

2y↑20

This is how the 40k universe started someone made a time machine and saw an exurbia1 video (I know this isn't true but it is my personal head cannon now)

@realkingofantarctica

2y↑110

I hope you realise that this is one of the best videos on YouTube and may or may not have played a part in steering me towards a certain direction in life.

@Samuelwastaken

2y↑6

I feel the same, probably. His videos are definitely the best there is and this one in particular, is one of the finest

@blackholegamer1102

3y↑5.4K

This went from: " you clever little sausage " to "GOD EMPEROR OF TIME"

@Near14300

2y↑138

to “Can you bring the special biscuits in please”

@Icharus_Labs

2y↑65

Ok but God emperor of time is a pretty badass name

@ZGWarp

2y↑3

nice

@icecold5817

2y↑3

@@Icharus_Labs true

@akuno7294

2y↑4

@@Icharus_Labs we need a movie or series about that, could be neat

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@troncrash7912

5y↑1.3K

Bring a gun
"I am a wizard, behold:"
*shoot a peasant

@gangstasteve5753

5y↑32

Haha this comment needs more likes

@inanjarif1388

5y↑72

"Oh God it's a wizard! Burn him!"

@ambenyamboli480

5y↑11

@@owenbagwell8997 what happens when you run outa bullets?

@ambenyamboli480

5y↑21

@@user-ht3rl2iv7e sound logic it cannot be argued

@troncrash7912

5y↑13

@@ambenyamboli480 you bring more bullet
If you run out
Tazer on a stick

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@tyrannosaur219

2y↑52

Regarding the whole “displacing air molecules when teleporting” bit; I like how in the Castlevania Netflix series, whenever Dracula’s castle “moves” (teleports) from place to place, they do actually depict the catastrophic effects that the vacuum and displacement caused by the teleportation has on the immediate vicinity. Gale force winds ripping trees from the ground, leveling buildings and shredding nearby human & animal life; a small tsunami forming when the castle appears in a river, etc.
It’s always nice when people can creatively apply just enough realism to the fantastical in a way that makes things so much cooler like that.

@tophattombo

2y↑46

i love how he’s talking about being a god then he just throws in unlimited rice pudding

@eelsemaj99

1y↑12

it's a dr who reference

@kenny91919

5y↑4.4K

exurb1a: "You clever little sausage."
Me, a clever little sausage: ":3"

@boonker2k

5y↑32

Jan Cojhter underated comment

@kristiesdawatcher5818

4y↑30

Wait wat, u made the time machine :0

@pepperoniboy57

4y↑2

@angelkitty11

4y↑10

Aww :3

@angelkitty11

4y↑8

@KetchupGuy Official UwU

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@christopherrenteria1425

5y↑2.3K

Um this went from cool elaborate time travel to ultimate dictadictatorship

@vitalnutrients744

5y↑50

Having boredom from freedom sucks.

@almightychris6038

5y↑16

Nathan voidcast honestly it’s in our nature

@ashleywilliams10

5y↑1

@Nathan voidcast I wouldn't remove love e and art and freedom.. I would try to make a lot of things better and with justice in mind remove some freedoms that lead to immoral things

@pissed_off_crosswalk7687

yes. just yes. so true

@ren-pf6mr

yes, but at least it was smart and to help humanity

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@iyar220

1y↑49

No matter how many times I watch this the goosebumps come. You are under no shred of a doubt one of the most unique creators i have ever watched, spread across all mediums. Thank you

@supertron6039

2y↑25

One of my new life goals is to be able to memorize this entire video's script and then recite it in various parties and get-togethers to blast people's brains out of their sockets.

@theeleventhdoctor2043

4y↑3.2K

First half: how to perfect time and steer history for the betterment of the universe

Second half: TIME LORD VICTORIOUS

@darkflakeuwu9628

4y↑36

Did you just-

@theeleventhdoctor2043

4y↑23

@@darkflakeuwu9628 yes

@theeleventhdoctor2043

4y↑17

@@Anonymous-zd1ow yes

@isabelalfaro7337

4y↑35

uNliMiTeD rICe pUDdInG

@unbracedpuma5136

4y↑31

IT'S TAKEN ME ALL THESE YEARS TO REALISE, THE LAWS OF TIME ARE MINE! I CAN MAKE MY OWN UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING.

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@Mr.Magnetix

4y↑2.7K

Imagine a random dude just popping into air and after hes done teleporting he just spontaneously combusts into a nuke

@spaceboyj5626

4y↑89

pop Huh, so this is the BOOOOOOOOOOM

@DanS044

3y↑65

Nonon a nuke is only a few grams of nuclear fission a person and nuclear fusion would be much... much... much worse

Nuclear fusion is what keeps THE SUN burning.

@localcrazyrussian4511

3y↑20

Siddhant Mishra uhh, I’m sorry, nuclear fusion IS how the sun works. Nothing about 5G here

@bartekbartek5603

3y↑7

@@localcrazyrussian4511 sun is 6G. Extremely dangerous

@thecrazyadventuresofarchie1939

3y↑2

NUCLEAR FUSION

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@foolofdaggers7555

1y↑51

A "teleporter"-style time machine would work if it kept your position relative to the Earth or the machine itself, and switched you and a small bubble of air around you for an equally-sized bubble of air at your destination. You'd have to worry about airborne pathogens that way, but pathogen transmission via time travel is a concern regardless of that.

@teamicecream9015

44w

And maybe jump too, incase you morph into ground that is now higher.

@guardianangel1468

38w

@@teamicecream9015 you would probably be better off adding 10,000 feet to your predictions and bringing a parachute.

@colorfulalchemy9764

3y↑62

you forgot one thing: tell someone to invent you a red lightsaber and wear a dark cloak with long robes, along with learning how to harness energy to cast lightning at will.

@burntbeansoup

4y↑5.1K

I love how the title of this video is just "unlimited rice pudding" like its the whole point lmao

@landerongena8687

4y↑224

isn't it tho?

@coldsphagett8910

4y↑223

Whats the whole point of creating an entirely new civilization if not for unlimited rice pudding

@daanizafar3792

3y↑82

it’s a doctor who reference lol

@sankyumiku

3y↑19

But it is the point.

@thebobsmith1444

3y↑10

I'm having creme brulee right now..not the same. But just as good.

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@funfades101

5y↑5.7K

I had to search "well done, you clever little sausage" to find this video again

@deltazeta3779

5y↑551

Well done, you clever little sausage.

@user-ox7id9he5v

5y↑195

@@deltazeta3779 Well done, you clever little sausage

@nerodino5508

5y↑124

Well done, you clever little sausage

@deyaamaregaming3730

5y↑171

Yer doin a gud job, wee weiner

@selfcompassionate

5y↑119

fabulous work, bratwurst

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@hugs4drugs205

2y↑12

I love the general vibe of this videos, it's like your screaming cathertically into the void of society and just maybe someone will see this and be influenced to do great things, whatever that may be

@alextheasian6716

3y↑8

Is it just me or would this be an amazing plot for a film

@steviedavidson5130

4y↑18.8K

I searched ‘rice pudding recipe’ and got here.

@J0hnB09

4y↑1.3K

Get a time machine and follow the instructions.

@Mr.Magnetix

4y↑702

At least you know how to get infinite quantities of it now.

@steviedavidson5130

4y↑143

69 likes

@J0hnB09

4y↑53

Inferno Tube I ruined it.

@alpacasuitcase4629

4y↑21

poor you

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@tano1901

4y↑2.1K

explains the meaning of life, and makes every philosopher look like a joke

The title: I like puppies

@CBATKM

4y↑20

Yeah but, the meaning of life is easy to explain
In fact I can do it

@CBATKM

4y↑15

Skraft except for ,
Eat and drink to survive
Reproduce

@CBATKM

4y↑1

Skraft say what you want but to me that’s the real reason living things live

@tano1901

4y↑18

T0X!C that’s not the meaning of life, that’s how we are alive. Not the meaning.

@CBATKM

Some Guy what sex too?

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@gamecocksfan6605

3y↑5

I wouldn’t be the ruler like in the end. Because I believe in a quote. “Curiosity without empathy often yields harm against humanity.”

@adityaduttamishra7993

2y↑6

3:49
"Off you fuck then"
Damn this phrase should be used more often.

@Natimationartsbiscuitbreath

15w

Ikr

@partywumpus5267

4y↑2K

this is what happens when r/showerthoughts has a bath

@vaevictus4637

4y↑41

Accurate.

@Asw_2004

4y↑6

Haha

@stop579

4y↑5

I really wanna like but its at 420..... I'll leave it for the memes

@Pabloyearsago

4y↑5

Wumpus I can not unblock you

@aiasjerry9818

Baththoughts

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@Loregamorl

4y↑1.5K

Step 1: attain two nuclear bombs and a time machine
Step 2: travel back in time
Step 3: ?
Step 4: profit

@Bananappleboy

4y↑15

Japan with their japanese drama movies/series back then stands no chance against modern technology.

@radicalroko6180

4y↑7

And kids, Thats how japan got nuked twice

@Aivaids

Ei ei ei what happened at step 3 ?????? ಠ_ʖಠ

@madpizzabasher9761

4y↑2

Step 5 unlimited rice pudding and the special biscuits

@George_E1907

Kaiden Smith corn flek

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@rupply

2y↑2

u are truly the maker of masterpieces, i have never seen anything so in-depth about reality as a whole and so hilarious at the same time

@silentsimming

3y↑4

I've rewatched this like ten times and every time it feels like I've watched a 30 minutes video

@pomo6015

4y↑781

Thumbnail: Solar Eclipse
Title: Unlimited rice pudding
The video: "So you just invented time travel"

@hellatze

3y↑2

Misleading

@shinobix4925

3y↑9

Well the solar eclipse makes sense because using it is how you trick the world into thinking you're a God

@tinykemper2561

It's a joke

@MrMech_

life , finds a way

@incalculas9394

this is art

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@casmar2042

5y↑3K

What would you do if you could time travel?
Girls: omg i wanna see The Beatles live
That weird kid from class: TOTAL DOMINATION,**ABSOLUTE POWER,**INFINITE RICE PUDDING

@sassythesasquatch4386

5y↑161

That weird kid is now the god of human history the emperor of the galaxy the man with unlimited rice pudding how fucking dare you

@rickyjohnbaldoque8433

5y↑9

Roll credits.

@danthemusicmannew

5y↑23

What girls care about the Beatles? Introduce me to them please.

@sassythesasquatch4386

5y↑3

@@danthemusicmannew wtf you on about

@Natganistan

5y↑9

@@danthemusicmannew u dont go out much do u

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@Heavensent.23

I don’t know why but I always come back to this video. There’s just something I’ve always resonated with. I love all of your books and videos and they are great to listen to if you want a good think

@Rameii

1y↑3

When I was looking at this I thought why not just bring a small note book?

@Vincent-ri5cr

3y↑5.7K

you're the type of person that told all his friends in kindergarden that the tooth fairy isn't real.

@infestedlie561

3y↑300

I got sent to the principal in first grade for explaining to my class why santa didn't exist

@Gitohandro

3y↑239

@@infestedlie561 I got set to the principles office at 14 for explaining why God didn't exist

@johncarder3148

3y↑86

@@Gitohandro thats just being a piece of shit

@chricyan778

3y↑64

@@Gitohandro thats just you being a piece of shit

@Gitohandro

3y↑50

@@johncarder3148 Wtf?

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@zyrogama8356

4y↑1.9K

Step 1: Don't be dead
Step 2: Get clever
Step 3: Become a living deity

Easy enough

@Piper_____

4y↑28

Step four: they’ll all be sorry

@maeveheart7464

4y↑30

Piper Thomas step 5: get unlimited rice pudding.

@theeleventhdoctor2043

4y↑11

@@maeveheart7464 step 6: profit?

@maeveheart7464

4y↑8

The Eleventh Doctor Step 7: get more profit

@theeleventhdoctor2043

4y↑2

@@maeveheart7464 BLM AND COMMUNIST TAKEOVER

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@Vegetables349

29w↑2

I’d print out as much of the important information I need and make a book of it to take with me

@Roberto-REME

2y↑2

Excellent video, Exurb1a. Great script (factual, entertaining, interesting) and I love your hilarious comments.

@smartduck904

5y↑9.8K

I don't take drugs I just watched this guy

@SuperMastermindx

5y↑187

why not both, at the same time

@nomdeluu4886

5y↑12

I'm evil, I'm like 421

@farhiyasheikh1635

5y↑8

I do both 🌚

@Giten420

5y↑14

You can only understand if you are on drugs

@critcore736

5y↑17

I don't take drugs, I just eat "special" cookies.

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@aidan_francis5738

4y↑2.5K

“What does it say on the door?”
“25 meter swimming certific-“
“No the other thing”

@denter9661

4y↑20

That's a great price!

@Moojingles_

4y↑14

I have my 5 meter swimming certificate on my door from when I was like 6 or something!!

@liammckevitt8096

4y↑6

Can you bring the special biscuits?

@user-vv7gt2hu7p

4y↑2

Dude it feels like we watched the same video! How bizarre!

@aidan_francis5738

@@user-vv7gt2hu7p oh no it appears i have been insulted what ever will i do

@alphanoodle1877

2y↑2

so, download this video, take my phone, put a charger in my time machine, write all the knowledge I need on some papers and bring a lot of music on my charging phone
brilliant

@f3v3x

2y↑2

Gotta say this is my favorite video on the entire YouTube platform

@the7thseven873

5y↑24.2K

Wow... Almost stepped into my time machine without watching this.

Would have been a big disaster.

@veroxeon1858

5y↑732

Pretty rookie mistake, don't worry you get use to it.

@t.w2144

5y↑340

We all do it sometimes don’t worry, try some octomoist around your eyes if you do it helps with the burning

@whoosh5705

5y↑22

@@veroxeon1858 XD

@Captain.Obvious

5y↑45

The 7th Seven you got to Time it fam

@the7thseven873

5y↑18

@@Captain.Obvious Real Talk.

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@awildfilingcabinet6239

5y↑9.4K

One important step he forgot:
Never, NEVER let anyone else create a time machine.

@runawaysheetghost2715

5y↑124

Yeah so they dont see how much of a dumbass you are in your time

@BeenLittyy

5y↑264

@@runawaysheetghost2715 The world of your time wouldn't exist anymore bc you have altered the course of history enough to where, say, instead of you watching this video in 2019, you are a god-emperor in the 'new' 2019. We're rewriting history

@DesignFIaw

5y↑128

I mean probably someone already invented it and he just keeps foiling all attempts at other time machines using future knowledge. Its the reality you live in.

@jeffrey7923

5y↑13

@@DesignFIaw or time travel isn't possible

@DesignFIaw

5y↑70

@@jeffrey7923 Time travel is very much possible in theory. You are travelling through time right now. Take a fastafboi trip around a couple of stars and you just went into the future.
So you can
1) Traverse through time
2) The speedo of the travel is variable
So I dont see why that variable speed couldn't be negative.

Then again, we shouldn't bother. If it is possible to achieve by us, humans, it probably has happened and we will never know about it (see above) or it is not possible by us and we will never know about it.
A fun thought either way.

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@tristanlassche3560

3y↑3

1.05 i dont know for sure, but i dont think you need to keep up with the galaxy, as you are inside it and gravity will make sure it doesnt move in relation to you

@pirat87pl

1y↑1

There should be a counter on YouTube of how many times you watched a video. Every once in a while I can't help but come back to it.
I swear this must be my most rewatched one. With 'Mystery at the Bottom of Physics' and 'The Moon is a Door to Forever' close behind.

@beefybutter

3y↑2.1K

I was struggling to find this video so I typed in "You clever little sausage."

@levako05d

3y↑50

That's my favourite line.

@milespq5561

3y↑19

It’s the first thing that pops up😂

@banann_ducc

3y↑5

Timestamp? Is the quote from this vid?

@ulyssesno490

3y↑19

@@banann_ducc 0:00 its the first line of the vid

@banann_ducc

3y↑18

@@ulyssesno490 ah hell arent i an idiot

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@dinghy12

4y↑3.9K

The guy just dominated the whole world for rice pudding.

@gameseeker6307

4y↑80

The grand scheme was always rice pudding

@wahluigisixtyninefourtwent519

4y↑47

Who wouldn't?

@yeetmeister1501

4y↑6

The while universe*

@thepencilfromjohnwick3938

4y↑2

tonto el que lo lea que lo lea *galaxy

@letroll8954

4y↑17

Wait, it's all rice pudding?

Always has been

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@Y.P.P

2y↑2

what’s crazy is that christopher columbus actually kinda did this. he wanted crops from some of the natives but they said no so he told them that in a week his god (who was in his mind “better then their god”) would make the moon disappear and it would turn red. this is a lunar eclipse, but the natives didn’t know that. however, christopher did, at the time we knew enough enough about our planet on the east side at least. he tricked them simply by knowing more.

@puginator1612

1y↑2

"Use mnemonic memory techniques"

Or just bring a notebook

@psypos3353

5y↑2.2K

I wanna read a book about this. A man who chooses to make the future a better place by making the past a better place and his incredible power slowly drives him mad and deluded by the fact that he's a tyrant.

@bridgetg832

5y↑43

Psypos Dune?

@psypos3353

5y↑6

@@bridgetg832 Well, yeah.

@soderium6729

5y↑84

Eh, I'd say death note is pretty close

@OneNamelessHero

5y↑61

@@soderium6729 (minor Death Note spoilers)
Light was twisted from the very beginning. I mean, he killed Lind L. Tailor in 2nd episode if I remember correctly. Killed supposed genius detective who fought crime just because he opposed him. My guess is Light's speeches about peace and order were just a mask, a good excuse to unravel his megalomaniacal nature.

@TheCrazyBandit1

5y↑32

I don't have a book, but I have an anime:
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion

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@veggiemitegames9044

5y↑2K

My milkshake bringeth the gentlefolk to the yard
And I say, "Verily, tis better than thine."
I could apprentice the, but I must levy a fee

@elliotardouin-nesbit5657

5y↑77

Grand

@samfielder8789

5y↑7

Veggiemite Games fine* not fee

@veggiemitegames9044

5y↑39

@@samfielder8789 that depends upon whether you're rhyming with thine or thee*. No real error here, just a choice

@andres983265

5y↑2

I literally can’t breathe, oh my God!🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍

@samfielder8789

Veggiemite Games i was just making an addition lol

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@julietterousselet7164

22w↑1

I forgot about you !!! I'm so glad I found you back ! Love your vids

@thelegend8570

3y↑11.8K

You know, this is suspiciously well researched...

@trdrudedude6099

3y↑123

hmmm

@demomanfromtf2574

3y↑23

@Autumn Dye cringe ass baby

@intergalacticspaghetti5213

3y↑38

@Autumn Dye yea of course you think about that

@lowfn

3y↑71

@Autumn Dye every middle schooler shops at hot topic and thinks about becoming god

@DAMNDANIELLL

3y↑7

@Autumn Dye yea but did you research about stuff in the video?

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@cesehirash2494

3y↑14.5K

As a Bill Wurtz viewer once said, “I feel like I’ve learned everything and nothing at the same time”

@willpepper9244

3y↑134

I just came from the video that comment is on lol

@ermek829

3y↑10

Yes

@Jamie_Mathieson

3y↑24

I just came from his vids the fuck

@turkishcountryball123

3y↑22

@@Jamie_Mathieson the histiry of entire world?

@Jamie_Mathieson

3y↑36

@@turkishcountryball123 I’m still a piece of garbage

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@baefaux

1y↑1

That 4th wall break was just epic. I seriously love your content!

@SquashyNO.1

2y↑1

That beginning intro 🤣

(I thought that exact same thing before! There would have to be some kind of deal locking mechanism where the time machine can pick up on the fact that it has an incoming traveler and makes you materialize in the machine.)

@milestrius9666

5y↑697

It’s not clickbait if you enjoyed it

@marinanicole5693

5y↑7

I mean if you got the reference and clicked because of that you probably enjoy these kind of stuff

@gregorkorosec6131

5y↑1

@@marinanicole5693 The refrence?

@marinanicole5693

5y↑5

@@gregorkorosec6131 The title of the video is a doctor who reference

@lucus6458

4y↑1

Man, what the hell doctor who on then? I just thought he named it that just because he could.

@alexanderg1935

Hmm not sure I concur with the idea that consent can be waived in lieu of pleasure.

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@maxemore

4y↑8.2K

I like how fast he went from "establish a fair society with equal rights and scientific freedom" to "control the population, ban books and leisure and become an intergalactic dictator"

@harrisonbritt7048

3y↑206

Sounds the same to me

@thelegom7116

3y↑8

@@harrisonbritt7048 how

@apollo1573

3y↑93

@@thelegom7116 you ever heard of sarcasm?

@thelegom7116

3y↑29

@@apollo1573 oh man you got me

@apollo1573

3y↑16

@@thelegom7116 there ya go, that’s how you use sarcasm

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@Syndicate888

1y↑1

Picture this: 0:02 Getting called a "Clever Little Sausage" hits harder than you were expecting 🥺💕, only to have infinitesimally tiny, yet abrupt and unexpected Joy, RIPPED AWAY mere moments later when our Fearless All-Seeing All-Knowing Turtle Boi goes on to acknowledge the ultimate truth: That we are, in fact, a Doink. 😔

The video hasn't even started yet in it's totality, and it's already an emotional roller-coaster

@eduwardohoribe2273

3y↑2

Someone with all this knowledge needed to survive traveling back in time could make a difference even in the present

@envy_3414

4y↑4.6K

Plottwist: Jesus was actually a time traveler who watched this video

@Puppy_Puppington

4y↑101

Envy _ no.... cause he sucked big time.

@manhmario1500

4y↑327

@@Puppy_Puppington he surely didn't finish the video

@ellefrench483

4y↑85

He didn’t do too well then xD

@WillBinge

4y↑98

He forgot about the revolts

@nyanzan9568

4y↑5

Oooooo

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@siemprefijre9870

4y↑3.3K

Instructions not clear. I ended up becoming a priest and leading the fifth crusade.

Edit: Ok sorry, I took a left by accident, I'm on track now.

@jakobi2800

4y↑28

Welcome to the past

@justafellowbrother7263

4y↑5

"siempre fi" ?? What?

@siemprefijre9870

4y↑47

@@justafellowbrother7263 We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo.

@justafellowbrother7263

4y↑4

Siempre Fi JRE lol you're right. I was just curious because siempre means "always" in Spanish

@siemprefijre9870

4y↑5

@@justafellowbrother7263 The original is Sempre Fidelis, meaning "Always faithful". i just changed it.

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@Somethingsomething5110

1y↑2

8:47 I’m just now realising this isn’t the recipe for some ultimate rice pudding.

@Willis-xh2zx

2y↑1

this was great! It really gave me ideas for what to do with my time machine made of pickles and sadness

@nfc598

5y↑4.8K

This is such a unique channel because the video and titles are like reversal clickbate, the titles and thumbnails are uninteresting and bland but the actual video hooks you in in the most unexpected way and you cant stop watching them

@pizza6383

5y↑28

Ikr it's AMAZING

@pladselsker8340

5y↑100

Personnaly, I find the titles unexplicably interesting, and so are the thumbnails, but I guess "interest" is a very subjective feeling anyways

@tophatjoe1677

5y↑5

@Octopus singing On the toiletwhat in the hell

@vvvvvv66666

5y↑4

i rewhatch his videos every few weeks they're all bangers

@squeaky9715

5y↑5

@Octopus singing On the toilet r/rareinsults

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@dayman888

5y↑1.3K

Something about this guy calling me a "clever little sausage" just me giddy as hell. I love it to death.

@p_eabean

5y↑29

For me it was... doink

@garbagepiano4998

5y↑2

GreenGrounds 🤣🤣

@animalowner2.095

5y↑1

Was about to say the same 😂😂😂😂😂

@jellifish9389

5y↑5

It made my pp feel funny

@Peachyj06

5y↑10

On the flip side, I'm here thinking, "Mm, but I'm a girl. Call me a clever lil hotdog bun instead." 😶

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@maral2014

46w↑1

I always thought about this: "If you just go back in time, what are you going back in time relative to? Relative to earth? Relative to the sun?"

@soob5856

14w↑1

boutta put a vacuum chamber by my teleporter-time machine so I don't get totally fused

@hengao45

5y↑6.3K

What if Jesus was a time traveler and this is what he did

@realhumanguynotafish

5y↑350

This comment is revolutionary and only has 5 likes

@redacted144

5y↑352

Mittons Smart well, he needs to frisking come back cause his empire is decaying.

@wolfheart8604

5y↑46

@@redacted144 Exactly!

@gerloke914

5y↑95

Then it was him who nuked Japan by popping out there

@shanapreston_

5y↑65

What if Jesus was just a magician

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@HawkGamerXOfficial

4y↑860

And this is what u do with a physics degree

@lostinsauce4515

4y↑8

I want one

@temsbab1565

4y↑2

@@lostinsauce4515 he always moans about it being shit and not earning him anything and how he could of learnt offline so i wouldnt loo

@georgemx4136

2y↑1

Imagining this as a short story rather than a tutorial or thought experiment makes it so much better. Atleast i think so

@Iakobos

2y↑1

2:55 That Mark Twain reference didn't get past me, you cheeky britbong. I'm gonna have to finish _ A Connecticut Yankee in King Authur's Court_ someday.

@yeeyeeman1393

4y↑3.6K

This man is literally god telling us what we need to do

@mas6nn365

4y↑25

Yes

@cavegoblin9197

4y↑15

Indeed

@ashjump

4y↑1

Quite

@averagesionenjoyer8948

4y↑41

I'd shit my pants if human race would get so advanced that after so much time they'd research this video and discover that, indeed, it was made by God and it was an actual solution for one to beat the game of "existing in this universe" and give me a medal for solving the problem?

@mo_shiota1637

4y↑11

Let us create a new religion in his name

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@sandraruano3509

5y↑2.9K

Hey nice video, i actually tried what you did, but things got a little messy when they tried to crucify me.

@thebitch4409

5y↑249

Jesus

@notryan8430

5y↑62

Did you try waiting several months and resurrecting

@ole781

5y↑9

not ryan they should try the Jesus way

@TheGaymerMilf

5y↑6

You must have gone too far

@hesssalmom2362

5y↑3

So youre the reason why they talk like that

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@eletricalplugandoutlet1540

33w

This man just released the most well-researched, well scripted, well-rehearsed, and well-executed guide on how to become an omnipresent megalomaniac all to make a fucking Doctor Who refrence.

@ill3go

I just wanna say I watched 3 videos subscribed and started watching every upload from the first

@nixonsuddens6577

4y↑1.9K

unlimited rice pudding
3 million people: "interesting"

@lovelie1477

4y↑6

This wouldve been funny if the video was not this good

@nixonsuddens6577

4y↑17

@@lovelie1477 yeah lol, the video was actually wayyy better than i thought it would be

@totalweirdo8538

4y↑2

Were we wrong?

@nixonsuddens6577

@@totalweirdo8538 not at all

@icevee686

4y↑1

i N t E r E s T i N g

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@twiddlerat9920

3y↑3.2K

"I promise I won't get political"
3 Drinks later: 7:59

@piemonster7

3y↑35

Lmao

@teeneshverma

3y↑18

Lmao

@dantheman1398

3y↑14

Lmao

@mattisberenthal6247

3y↑13

Lmao

@itsmeariduh3907

3y↑11

Lmao

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@yelp005

2y↑2

Thank you, turtle, for sharing your aptitude at languaging with us impressibles 🙂

@alavitabusinesssolutions

44w

Just watched for the 4th time, still so hilarious. Thank you!

@lemondazi9200

5y↑602

Whenever he says 'Clever little sausage' I feel giddy inside

@AlbertoTuber

5y↑19

ehehehe we are all clever little sausages eheh

@shenanigun5576

4y↑908

There are Winston Churchill washing a unicorn days in a leap year

@gaberottet8448

4y↑48

Haven't watched the vid yet, but this was the first comment listed, and I believe this creative sentence deserves a like, regardless of context.

@watarl2683

4y↑18

+40

@kingpanguan

4y↑4

is your pfp monochrome jolyne cujoh

@shenanigun5576

4y↑3

@@kingpanguan y e s

@shenanigun5576

4y↑4

@@watarl2683 my lord have i diabolically fucked up

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@user-lt4mt5qi7f

34w

“And a cheeky touch of Nuclear Fusion “Now THATS a dramatic entrance.. You know, this is suspiciously well researched....

@BaconSlay3r

2y↑1

That last bit sounds alot like the enjoyable living conditions of the warhammer franchise

@tookiwolfpaint5142

4y↑1.6K

I was just looking for medieval rice pudding recipes what am I doing here

@josefdrapak1889

4y↑68

Why we're you searching for medieval rice pudding recipe

@tookiwolfpaint5142

4y↑64

@@josefdrapak1889 i write some fantasy stuff in my spare time

@josefdrapak1889

4y↑45

@@tookiwolfpaint5142 Oh, understandable

@allisin9743

4y↑35

Becoming enlightened, duh

@user-mj7zz6po7r

4y↑14

@@tookiwolfpaint5142 that's actually really nice. i wanna learn more about fantasy stuff, but i don't know where to start

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@lilseizy5922

5y↑3.7K

Can you make a full version of medieval milkshake

@weraasher8018

5y↑105

We need that.

@anduro7448

5y↑35

yea legit m8

@blacksoul9002

5y↑17

Yes

@mememaster9761

5y↑23

That better get trending

@jeremiahwilliams4366

5y↑16

Please daddy exurb1a we need it

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@thatonekidweallknow

I have watched this too many times. Love this man

@josephhargrove4319

51w↑1

How easily people forget, or don't even comprehend, that we are living in a time machine. Granted, it only moves into the future and is strictly one-way, but all you have to do to see the future is wait.
richard
--
Procrastination is the thief of length.
Width flies like an arrow.
Depth is money.

@emilioschmidt2106

4y↑469

Note to self: here is the cool song
4:39

@RA-bc5cs

4y↑37

My milk shake brings all the lads to the court yard 🍑

@randomdude3318

4y↑17

@@RA-bc5cs their light is better than yours

@weezybean9323

4y↑10

G r a n d

@emilioschmidt2106

4y↑1

69 likes, NICE

@jo_nm9484

4y↑1

That song is a bop

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@milenabeuter3515

5y↑842

OH MY GOD at the end when he asked “who would stop you” i said “your mum” and low and behold...

it was his mum

@krispybread2178

5y↑10

Milena Beuter I want to like this but I can’t. It’s too perfect to change

@krispybread2178

5y↑5

AppleCheese yeet

@catnonymouse

5y↑6

You secretly travelled forward in time a few seconds and came back! Omg we have a time traveller among us ppl... I leave

@FelixMacher1

Im scared now 😊

@Poolooloo7

Almost at 420 near perfection

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@lordofwar101

2y↑1

As an agent of temporal visage, I can advocate that your vision, albeit entertaining, would be sufficiently infeasible. I however admire your creativity, and look forward to sharing this with my peers, several hundred years after your unfortunate accident. Yeah, watch out for crows.

@TheMasterPlus_

29w

This is probably my favourite video on youtube ever, in all eternity

@francod.7752

5y↑1.9K

exurb1a: YOU ARE A GOD! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY STOP YOU?!

Super super bacterias: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

@XQzmeeMusic

5y↑19

Just boil them out.

@vin1756

5y↑89

NuDraft lol no he is talking about us humans in general. The common cold has evolved so much throughout time and our body is used to it. Take yourself back 1,000 years and you could wipe out the human race.

@marcelinodolan7859

5y↑6

josuke what are you doing beat kira's ass find a kid named hayato beat his dad's ass

@kayo29232

5y↑2

Marcelino Dolan what are you even talking about

@castafiorept7309

5y↑2

@@kayo29232 The OP's pfp is from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, of which Marcelino Dolan is referencing.

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@jacrothe1138

3y↑1.1K

Title: unlimited rice pudding
"So you've just invented time travel"

@Xenon7567

3y↑33

Unlimited Rice Pudding is a Doctor Who reference lmao

@thepriestpucci4988

3y↑14

When we colonize the Universe there will be entyre Planets only dedicated to the Cultivation and Farming of Rice for Rice Pudding.

@scientistscml5195

3y↑3

@@Xenon7567 Eh, it’s also kind of a Fate/Stay Night reference (even by a bit)

@x-fun3149

3y↑7

@@scientistscml5195 In Remembrance of the Daleks, the Doctor mocks Davros (Emperor of the Daleks) by interrupting his spiel about the conquest of time by yelling "unlimited rice pudding, et cetera, et cetera"

@drneotech7254

3y↑1

https://youtu.be/dSUuyUR_pPE

@leglez3977

15w

3:19

Even though this video has been 5 years long... I still havent forgotten that cursed image.

I did remember 396, guess its not 100% perfect but the fact i remembered the numbers after the image proves how effective this is.

@STDynamite8008

I watch this almost yearly at this point and get goosebumps every time 😂

@lasergunmoments4495

4y↑1.3K

Annotation: DON'T, build a time machine because this guy is going to rule the world with It.

@ImranAli-gy1kj

4y↑18

Lasergun Moments no no no give it to me and I will tooooootally get rid of it yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh

@aldentiorusso5335

4y↑5

@@ImranAli-gy1kj suspicious

@robinschulz9961

4y↑6

Well there go my plans for weekend...

@albert_the_cool8092

4y↑1

Lasergun Moments didnt happened if it would happened in the future it had to happen in the past.

@shwedoo-6035

4y↑2

You act as if that would be a bad thing. Exurb1a would at least know his s**t, unlike many Many leaders today.

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