Alphabet
lil wayne Lyrics

A for Angelina Tongue like anaconda, lips like Angelina Ooh, B is for Bianca, she was a ballerina Now she just a stripper making singles to my singles
Lil Wayne is using the alphabet to describe the different women he's been with. A represents Angelina, who has a tongue similar to an anaconda and lips compared to Angelina Jolie. B represents Bianca who used to be a ballerina but now works as a stripper. Lil Wayne is suggesting that she dances to his music.

C is for Chiquita, put banana on Chiquita Introduced me to Diana, fucked Diana with Chiquita So D is for Diana, Diana like it deeper So I get in her stomach like Mylanta at my leisure
C stands for Chiquita, who Lil Wayne compares to a banana. She introduced him to Diana, who Lil Wayne had sex with while using a banana. Diana enjoys sex that is deep, so Lil Wayne compares himself to Mylanta, a medication used to relieve heartburn and acid reflux, and says he gets deep inside her like it's a casual activity.

And these are my bitches, my alphabet bitches Yea, these are my bitches, my alphabet, bitches These are my bitches, my alphabet bitches Oh, these are my bitches, my alphabet... bitches
Lil Wayne uses the chorus to reiterate that these are his women, referred to as 'alphabet bitches' because they are organized alphabetically.

I swear to drunk I'm not God Drops microphone but I swear to drunk I'm not God
Lil Wayne uses a play on words to state that he's not divine, even though he's behaving like a king. He drops the microphone, but swears it's not because he's too powerful.

And the E is for Ebony, that pussy heavenly Lord knows I be swimming in that thing like an aquarium The F is for Felicia, freaky ass Felicia Ooh, I treat that pussy like a sleeping bag Felicia The G is for Gina, her pussy so convenient, I mean it Ooh, she treat my dick like jalapeno and my cum like Aquafina She need it The H for Holly just like Hollygrove And the I is for Ivanka, don't let Donald know And the J is for Joanne, I just call her Jo What goes around comes around, K for Karma so These are my alphabet bitches
Lil Wayne continues to go through the alphabet, naming women that he's slept with. Ebony is heavenly, and Lil Wayne describes himself as swimming in her like an aquarium. Felicia is freaky, and Lil Wayne treats her like a sleeping bag. Gina is convenient, and Lil Wayne says she treats his penis like jalapeno and his cum like Aquafina. Holly is named after Hollygrove, Lil Wayne's hometown in New Orleans. Lil Wayne uses the letter I to name Ivanka, Donald Trump's daughter, and warns not to let him know. Joanne goes by Jo and karma is also represented by the letter K.

The L is for Lisa, she like my libido We do the La Bamba, I'm so multilingual The M is for Melanie, she like my melodies Don't like my baby mamas, she be so negative The N is for Natasha, that my lil mama She holla at me when she want that Oscar Mayer She got a man, she tell me please do not remind her He not romantic, I'm a scene from Casablanca She swallow the whole enchilada She get off her knees and say "de nada" She ask me "what's the reason for the choppa" Girl it's a jungle out there, ask Mufasa O is for Olivia and the P is for Patricia And the Q is for the Queen The R is for Raven and the S for Sharlene
Lil Wayne continues naming women from the alphabet, including Lisa, who appreciates his sex drive and dances with him to the La Bamba. Melanie loves Lil Wayne's music. Natasha calls Lil Wayne when she wants to have sex and compares his penis to Oscar Mayer's famous hotdogs. Lil Wayne is more romantic than her current partner, whom she asks Lil Wayne not to remind her of. Lil Wayne mentions Casablanca, a classic romantic film, and compares himself to a character from it. Olivia, Patricia, and the Queen are named. Raven's sexuality is represented by the letter R and Sharlene's by S.

The T for Tatiana, she can put her legs behind her She can bend all the way over, I just thank the lord for that yoga And the U is for Uma, the position assumer She so flexible we try-angles like Bermuda And the V is for Vanessa, voluptuous Vanessa The W's for Wintour, I'm under the weather And the X is for my exes, fuck 'em altogether The Y is for Yolanda, the Z is for Zelda And these are my alphabet bitches
Lil Wayne continues naming women from the alphabet, including Tatiana who is flexible enough to put her legs behind her and bend over. Lil Wayne is grateful for yoga for allowing her to do so. Uma is named and is very flexible. They experiment with a triangle sex position like the Bermuda Triangle. Vanessa is curvy, and Wintour is named, referring to Vogue Editor-In-Chief Anna Wintour who Lil Wayne is not feeling well around. Lil Wayne says fuck his exes altogether here, and Yolanda and Zelda are named.

Drops microphone, I'd rather park and not drive Drops styrofoam, I can't talk I might cry I say I be on some G shit, I be on some G shit Check that other nigga for that Louie shopping spree shit Not me bitch, no you won't rob me bitch I say I be on some G shit, I be on some B shit When it comes to bitches, I be on some A to Z shit I'm me bitch, shit like ABC 123 bitch, to me bitch I'm the alpha, the alpha D-O-G bitch S-R-Y for the W-A-I-T bitch
Lil Wayne drops the microphone, saying he prefers to park than drive, then disposes of his styrofoam cup because he might cry. He claims to be a 'G', implying that he's hardcore and real, and claims he doesn't spend money like 'that other nigga on shopping sprees from Louis Vuitton'. Lil Wayne refuses to let anyone take advantage of him, saying that he plays on his own rules with women from A to Z. He is the alpha, the alpha D-O-G, and apologizes ('S-R-Y') for making us 'W-A-I-T'.