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lil wayne Lyrics

I'm in the crib butt naked bitch
I am at home naked with a woman.

She said my dick could be the next black president
She thinks my penis is powerful.

Americans hate that I'm American
People don't like me because I'm from America.

Medicine, I treat it like peppermints
I take medicine like it is candy.

Uh, I'm in the ocean getting shark pussy
I am having sex in the water with a woman.

Shoot you in ya fuckin' mouth and make you talk to me
I will hurt you if you don't talk to me.

Sometimes I need someone to talk to
I need someone to talk to sometimes.

'Cause I Am Not A Human Being, Part Two
This is the second album where I refer to myself as not being a human being.

Getting paid, show money for walk throughs
I make money doing appearances.

Lettin' all these hoes ride my dick, car pool
I am having sex with many women.

My bars passed the bar exam, no law school
My lyrics are good enough to be a lawyer without actually going to law school.

Cash Money Army, veteran with my war wounds
I am a veteran with injuries from my time with Cash Money Records.

Uh, whatcha man doing?
What is your man doing?

I pop his muthafuckin' top like a canned good
I shoot him in the head like opening a can.

And all my niggas that I roll with are hella armed
My friends and I carry weapons.

And last night I took a transformer
I had sex with a woman who transformed.

And had a dream that my dick turned to Megatron
I dreamt my penis turned into a robot named Megatron.

But my girl, was sleeping with Decepticons
My girlfriend was having sex with bad partners.

Money talks man and mine talks lecture long
My money is very influential like a speech.

P-U-S-S-Y, my second home
I frequent woman's genitals.

I be grindin' on them hoes like a half pipe
I am having sex with women and enjoying it.

She say "Tunechi you the shit you need your ass wiped"
She compliments me.

I say "Before you gas me up, check the gas price"
I want her to consider the cost before praising me.

Then I make her take this dick like advice
I am having sex with her.

She see-saw it, she suck it and enjoy it
She is enjoying having sex with me.

I stick it in her ass like some fucking steroids
I am having anal sex with her.

Jose Canseco, make no mistake
I am referring to a baseball player who used steroids.

Like a white boy wearing black paint
Referring to racial appropriation.

You're a fake ass nigga
You are not authentic.

Break pads nigga, wait
Wait a moment.

You ain't in my weight class nigga
You are beneath me.

Lookin' for the muthafuckin' man in the mirror
I am searching for my identity.

Runnin' this shit like a faucet, Farrah
I am managing this matter.

Barra, cuda, who the fuck you are?
I am questioning my opposition.

I can make ya bitch root for me like I grew her
I can influence your girlfriend.

Bodies in the sewer, tampons in manure
Describing a dirty scene.

90 billion bitches on my stick like a skewer
Many women are sexually attracted to me.

That's swag, I'm a true Blood, bitch no fangs
I am a genuine Blood gang member.

Been went pro, now I'm going propane
I am advancing in my career.

Tell the bitch get off me, bitch get off me
I want her to leave me alone.

I got her over here blowing me like coffee
She is performing oral sex on me.

Decaffeinated, hand me that paper like I graduated
I ask for my paycheck.

And I get head while it's decapitated
I am having sex with her while she is lying down.

Think it's a game nigga come play
I dare you to compete with me.

I'm with my killer B's, fuck bug spray
My friends are dangerous and cannot be controlled.

Yeah, Young Money so gangsta
My record label is very tough.

I personally know strangers
I know many people.

It's so strange but this girl named Dana
Referring to a female named Dana.

Like to go anal
She enjoys anal sex.

Shoot 'em in his head, what's that? A no brainer
Killing someone is an easy decision.

Plain ol' nigga, but a break from the norm
I am a regular guy.

I wear my heart on my sleeve
I show my emotions openly.

So don't be breakin' my arm
Don't hurt me emotionally.

I rather ring ya fuckin' neck
I would rather hurt you physically.

Before I ring the alarm
Before I become angry.

I dream to meet a serial killer
I have a strange desire.

That'll bring me along wit 'em
So I can do it with them.

I gotta hit 'em like red bones with long hair
I need to attack them without hesitation.

Fuck with me, ya ass is grass, get a lawn chair
If you mess with me, you'll suffer the consequences.

I was fucking before my dick started growin' hair
I was sexually active at an early age.

Bitches sweatin' me like John Mayer, or warm air
Women are fawning over me.

Man, nuts and bananas
An expression of excitement or confusion.

You know how the tables turn, where are your table manners?
I can change the situation unexpectedly, where is your behavior?

If you fake, put a egg in ya shoe and scramble
If you are not genuine, leave quickly.

No rubber, I just fucked this piano
A vulgar comparison of sex and playing music.

Nigga Lou, do you
My name is Lou, let me do what I want to do.

Hello world
A greeting to the world.

As I always say
I commonly make statements like this.

I am not a human being, 2
This is the second album where I refer to myself as not being a human being.