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(we) 하얀 밤을 모두 지새고 네게로 돌아간다 오래 비워둔 내 제자리로 부서지고 날카로웠던…
adidas Yeah, Valerio M. Scusa baby, so che è troppo tardi Sei più…
B Song Sung: Now I'm the king of the swingers Oh, the Jungle VIP I'…
Bam All eyes on me (all eyes on meee) I'm with the…
Blå Atât de toxic Dai un sărut și lași o traumă Tu nu…
De-light On a dark and windy night, when the moon is…
Do The Shout Ooh don't like this song Rhythm is so minimal Ma'am dress 'e…
Don't Wanna Dance Uh, yeah, that's alright. [Chorus] I don't wanna be like…
Down the West Side For what is please Do make me right I wanna live the…

Eminem- Say What You Say What did you say love Gonna turn myself to you I promise…
Everything Will Be Alright We’ll be alright (We’ll be alright) We will go past this (W…
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Ghost Ghost on em, boat rowin' Take a nigga organ, organ…
L.E.M.O.N. והם לא מבינים איך את לבד אם את הכי יפה העולם…
Ly Ô mê ly mê ly (ô mê ly mê ly) Ô…
M A Aha-aha Paris est magique, la capitale s'agite Pa-Paris …
New York There It's quiet now and what it brings is everything Comes callin…
Ninja Πάτησα τα 20 κι όλοι ρωτανε πώς είναι να ζεις…
Paper Planes I fly like paper, get high like planes If you catch…
slōw Pamiętasz wszystko było proste tak Mieliśmy tylko siebie i n…
Sommer Ich fühl mich wie in `nem daydream Für heut will ich…
Stand Up Motherfucker 我们交清不需要谁来证明不会忘记那一段一起走的路决对不认输不走回头路还能保持风度就算扛着很多的包袱也不怕未…
These Days Mom came home a little early that day in Februar' She…

When It makes me happy when the opps cry I get satisfaction…

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@13JackDiamond

3y↑4K

Hearing Nick laughing uncontrollably, Stav taking the lead on most of the bit and Adam contributing without ruining the good times feels like I'm in a weird, straight alternate universe.

@scott4398

3y↑53

yeah that would be gross

@hoopmooy3543

3y↑109

Nick became the laugh track.

@dozer1781

3y↑73

Stav is well trained in self deprecating fat jokes

@1funeral2many9

3y↑48

This is the universe the cool Adam spawned from

@haloguru2552

3y↑3

Nah, still really gay

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@austinohlrich9370

3y↑1.7K

I love how this channel pretends our boys are nice and attentive at a table to do the pod, and not almost completely lying down in various lounge chairs.

@versebuchanan512

3y↑265

You know Adam isn't allowed on the chairs anymore

@brandonharrison7773

3y↑106

@@versebuchanan512 after the chocolate incident.

@chaddaddywarden4349

3y↑63

@@versebuchanan512 OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO

@TheNickNuttall

3y↑34

@@brandonharrison7773 code brown

@charlies8282

absolutely disgusting @@versebuchanan512

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@roddypiper7404

3y↑516

I just can't comprehend the line of thought that leads to "I'd like to chocolatier manager". Absurdly creative wordplay.

@vikinghammer87

3y↑24

Chocolatier is a real job title at Lindt chocolate stores

@bardsamok9221

41w

I'd like to talk to your manager.
I'd like to chocolate to your manager.

@juicyjay80

32w↑9

@@vikinghammer87the word play is that chocolatier sounds like “talk to your”

@hello-rq8kf

22w↑8

do not truffle with me

@iamgubbler95

3y↑3.7K

The benefit of this podcast being sound-only is that when Nick does his little sissy laugh, I can pretend in my head that it's Adam doing it and that Nick is still a cool and tough good friend of mine.

@ZeranZeran

3y↑3

his laugh is beautiful and gay

@ashchaya7676

3y↑295

While wearing his jeans and leather jacket that he wears to the gym.

@TrueGrandImperial

3y↑1

And totally doesn't want to just be gay and get it over with

@mlgmcdonaldsland7063

3y↑45

I'M A ALPHA

@Komodo1312

3y↑155

You're also friends with Nick Mullen? What a small world!

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@codyblair2633

3y↑500

Shout out too Adam @2:14 for keeping the riff from dipping.. He did good

@ConspiracyGamesAndPodcastClips

2y↑85

😎 Cool Adam Tapped In

@aboxofbeans

2y↑7

You are not a comedian

@biggusdickus1689

21w

@@aboxofbeansYou are not a psychic

@STOKERMATHALLAN

3y↑1.2K

I don't think Nick has been this happy for this long ever

@chain-wallet

3y↑113

stavs fattness is his greatest joy and worst fear

@uncledoctor6920

Nah this is about on par with him laughing at Jack Skellington getting a bj from a tree.

@paulfroelich1024

3y↑40

Except when he went to Hershey World as a little kid and got so excited telling his friend about it that he cried.

@RRRRobbbb

3y↑18

Comedians aren’t happy when they laugh. They’re happy when other people do.

@iTzDeyo

3y↑6

@@RRRRobbbb s'deeper

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@rubix71

2y↑197

Nick hasn't laughed this hard since Stav said he was gonna put on a suit for halloween to go as john wick

@Flint_Ironstag

3y↑478

Now all I want is where Nick loses it imagining Stav falling down like three stairs and his momentum destroying a house

@namenick9057

3y↑42

Stav rolling down the stairs and crashing through a wall of his house like a giant boulder

@zabbyzooby

3y↑26

"Leaving a round-shaped hole in the wall" is the cherry on top of that bit

@yeeolweepingmane4746

3y↑3

which episode is this?

@moeski17

https://youtu.be/eLgs5hyTKOU here it is

@JasonKarken

What episode is that I was thinking about it in the shower

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@thaksjtube

2y↑54

incredible that this drawing is actually a very flattering depiction of stavros

@ellie-kc4kj

3y↑686

Nick's facade of fake sociopath slips off for just a minute

@ellie-kc4kj

2y↑3

@@rubi2krazy hi?

@ДушманКакдела

2y↑9

@@rubi2krazy "facade" lol

@josephlinden1630

2y↑45

Nick’s fugue state slipped through

@liamjones9115

2y↑19

Fake sociopath would make him a legitimate sociopath

@ДушманКакдела

2y↑17

@liamjones9115 the comment says "facade of", implying that he is a real sociopath pretending to not be a sociopath who's pretending to be a real sociopath but only for the bit.

Which is definitely in line with socioapthy.

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@Hoboking87

3y↑190

not enough is being said about stav saying “this is gonna submarine my business”

@notinspectorgadget

31w↑4

"So, what I'm gonna need is the $40,000 up-top."

@dingus6594

2y↑206

"I'd like to eclair bankrupcy"

@scarface581

3y↑2.1K

This is exactly how I imagined this bit would be if it was animated. Stav covered in chocolate, Nick dying from laughter as the bit is fleshed out, Adam barely contributing to the moment. Saul yet again creating another gay masterpiece.

@superchroma

3y↑8

it's perfect 👌

@Stonewall29

3y↑13

Hell yeah dude

@johnoster4098

3y↑23

I’m gay

@Stonewall29

3y↑20

@@johnoster4098 respect

@cadenbrown8985

What episode is this

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@Sneezes_LoL

3y↑249

2:41

I like how Stav still plans on eating $40k of chocolates as part of the bit

@aaronenix6418

3y↑123

i love how stav immediately locked into this bit from the start

@scotts3335

3y↑188

This sounds like a group of guys trying to make each other laugh to avoid falling asleep.

@leapyear9460

Welcome to CumTown

@spacewolfRIFF

cumtown in a nutshell

@tneenz3773

3y↑324

Hearing nick laugh is like capturing lightning in a bottle. Also im gay

@briani50

2y↑6

@@deeznutz8320 a gay genie in a bottle … as Christina would say

@breakfastfoodanddarkhaired280

3y↑87

Adam is stealing a living

@Eldritchinator

3y↑99

This bit just DESERVED to be animated

@pwnedshift1

1y↑2

Stav answering the door covered in chocolate elevates this to the highest level of art

@Smilephile

2y↑20

"This is going to submarine sandwich my business" -Stav

@pseudoshaman

2y↑21

naturally adam plays the part of the banker in this bit

@carlosnieve1225

3y↑83

Notice how Adam couldn’t make jokes about the banks…

@user-zy9yg2eu5t

3y↑22

Oy come on

@TheLegPumpkin

3y↑140

I want to take all the best bits from the show and weave them into a 2-hour story then have a patreon so that saul can animate a full length CuMovie.

@falloutworldrecord

40w↑5

0:44 "Yeah but you can resell that"

somebody needs to put that into the "Adam being Jewish moments compilation"

@WJINTL

3y↑161

Adam was really great in this bit, bang up job, couldn't have done it without him. On a related topic, happy pride to Adam 🏳️‍🌈

@finished6267

If it wasn't for secretly gay straight guys gay would be pretty normal. Think about it.

@nothingforyouhere418

2y↑5

Invisible comments. How many of us are shadow banned? Also I'm gay and so is my rescue dog.

@kieranhyde8195

'That's antisemetic' sides in orbit

@dyll_pyckle

3y↑51

Your artistry and raw, gay comedic talent is extremely commendable

@chain-wallet

3y↑87

im imaginging this as stavs version of nicks crypto fiasco, like hes buying 40k worth of chocolates because he thinks it will go up in value but he just ends up eating all his investment. "the ol cadbury nest egg" -nick probably

@RollOutRory

3y↑99

Amazing work. I bet the police dispatcher bit where they need 2 ambulances for Stav would be a solid bit to animate too

@0554joe

3y↑12

We have a 6182

@BB-ks6bk

3y↑5

That’s one of my favorite bits of all time

@martyoneill3468

what ep is this

@ThorMNs

3y↑66

Nick comes off stoned on POT in this...

@PuckChudkins

3y↑54

STONED? ON POT????

@lewismcclean6008

3y↑36

The British are coming dude

@undeniablyfunk5497

3y↑7

You guys don’t like puns I guess…

@dingo6101

3y↑19

Yeah stoned on what, a bong hit transplant?!

@DavidJBurbridge

3y↑8

He has tried pot

@koreanenemy4577

3y↑22

This and The Nightmare Before Christmas bit is the most human moment that Nick has had on the podcast.

@HalfTheFun_

3y↑52

Easily on the best of album of bits

@MinorityRespecter88

2y↑2

I love seeing this comment on literally every Cum Town clip

@fibonaccifanzeroviews7839

3y↑26

I must admit I do love the broke Nick lol

@ThumpingThromnambular

3y↑11

"excuse me, I'd like to chocolatier your manager"

@Ozhull

3y↑18

I love that you draw stav like the little hippo type dinosaur guys from super Mario world

@bertchintus4103

3y↑10

Well here's to you Mrs. Robinson

@breezyhillproductions349

Well here's to you... I'm gay.

@Ben-rq5re

3y↑65

I ran some numbers based on standard Cadbury Dairy Milk, and 40k’s worth of chocolate would come out to around 1.82 billion calories, or enough for 2.54 grown male’s entire lifetimes.

I might be autistic, but I’m definitely gay.

@Ben-rq5re

3y↑26

In case anyone was wondering that also comes to 102 million grams of fat, or 0.86 Stavs

@normstoner5603

3y↑3

Hell yah dude

@basedboi3956

3y↑4

So enough for Stav to survive for a week or two

@BNardolilli

2y↑2

one of the best Stav grounding and going along with the bit

@patrickcross5195

1y↑4

"'you're still gonna eat the chocolates"

@ZeranZeran

3y↑9

"Has become undone" lmao
Nick's been on a duran duran kick

@ThumpingThromnambular

24w↑1

This sounds like a really good classic SNL bit.

@robertarchuleta8618

3y↑12

Funniest part of this bit is stav is down on 40k after his special

@ydkwil

18w

Idk why but i cracked tf up when the bug quietly interjects "yeah but you could sell the chocolate"

@jackobey2815

3y↑305

in the last few years cumtown has gotten progressively worse but when they hit a good bit man its fucking good. even better when animated. thanks saul

@hellaacapella

The only thing that’s gotten progressively worse in the last few years is your ability to keep and erection my friend

@Sprite_525

3y↑55

True. I basically wait for the animators and clip channels (not the Vietnamese guy) to sift through the rubble

@jackobey2815

3y↑1

@@hellaacapella true

@BigBeefNCheddar

3y↑73

@@Sprite_525 You don’t enjoy watching the Vietnamese guy play the shittiest games imaginable as random 20-minute segments play that have nothing to do with the title of the video? Ha.

@Sprite_525

3y↑4

@@BigBeefNCheddar fucking TRUE 🤣

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@liltick102

3y↑7

I like Nick the most because he is the leader.

@wallcouch2049

3y↑56

Wait a minute, I’M GAY?!?

@somesandman8328

3y↑2

How’d you find out?

@pandagamer-hg5be

3y↑1

Did you fall for Stav's male wiles?

@Komodo1312

Checks our

@bretellis

3y↑12

He should try to deposit a brief case filled with gold chocolate coins into a vault

@jonajon91

1y↑2

I’d chocolatier manager is SUCH a good off the cuff line.

@disturbedmoo

3y↑30

Keep up the very gay work Saul!

@luisgonzalez7783

2y↑4

I just realized that the Apple logo on Stav's computer has his little nose fatly placed on it. Genius Saul

@Chiefs_fan1595

1y↑3

If you’re gonna get wet you might as well go swimming

@mastercabbage

2y↑4

This is definitely in the top ten funniest bits from the podcast. It still cracks me up.

@nashvilleslim

2y↑9

R.I.P cumtown they gave us six years of greatness. Adam's, a pretty good fella.

@Deeplycloseted435

1y↑3

I love that the only times Nick actually laughs, is when he’s making fat jokes to Stav.

@Fake_Robot

3y↑20

Better than any SNL skit of the last 40 years

@ghhn4505

3y↑4

From the thumbnail alone I already knew you had done the best bit in all of Cum Town

@trevor_r

3y↑3

they just improved a great I Think You Should Leave sketch

@space_1073

3y↑14

I definitely enjoy your art style / character design the most for these boys, especially since I'm gay

@Sumkneegrow

49w↑4

Nick has such a feminine laugh

@ME143-c1d

3y↑10

Heck yeah dude that is awesome 👌

@comeawaywithme

3y↑12

Always been one of my fave bits. Don't listen to the show much at all anymore, but I can always laugh at this. You did a great job animating this thank you I'm gay

@overcomethisworld

2y↑4

stav desperately trying to be apart of the joke and not the joke itself :D

@tinnedtuna8242

2y↑2

"This is threatening to submarine my business"

@artisan_cane

3y↑9

what is it about ME specifically

@FlameMage2

3y↑6

This animation is perfect. Don't add more it's perfectly balanced I love it!

@cornparade6874

There's more animation in an episode of Clutch Cargo

@jbeng001

2y↑2

'this is threatening to submarine my business' - the mind

@CaleCoast

2y↑2

The thousand island stare was always my favorite

@Patrick.Weightman

3y↑6

I think about this shit ALL the time dude

@angrylzrd5709

3y↑1

You’re doing gods work. Keep going

@mattnoyes6513

46w↑1

stav's own face on his laptop is a nice touch

@turtleguyfan

2y↑1

my favorite detail is Stav’s laptop logo looking exactly like his head

@JohnDobak

2y↑1

There was a Bevis and Butthead moment of laughter in there.

@wraith7707

52w↑4

“Animated”

@WATCHMYCLIPSZ

46w↑2

"im gay"

@TheBigWI93

35w

@@WATCHMYCLIPSZ”sike”

@annarichardson1334

3y↑3

this is the most wholesome laugh this show's ever got from me

@STSGuitar16

29w

Literally no one makes Nick laugh as hard as Nick does 😂😂😂

@wungabunga

1y↑2

My dad helped rob a chocolate factory when I was a kid and we had boxes full stacked all over the house and his place of business. Not kidding we had to eat the evidence, cousins puking and having to eat more. He wasn’t cut out for that life.

@WATCHMYCLIPSZ

46w↑2

Feds on the way.

@BananaPhoPhilly

39w↑1

Why not… sell it…? what the hell lol

@wungabunga

39w↑1

@@BananaPhoPhilly Too much heat! They raided his business. He was hauled in, talked his way out of it, claimed ignorance. If they'd have raided the house he would have been sent down.

@TrillgataQ

3y↑1

The Apple computer having a little Stav nose is GENIUS

@twenty-fourframedavinci8641

3y↑8

When’s Patrick Bateman jumping on the pod?!

@bromethiustrilbotbromeldeh6625

Just found this, I admire the work

@michaelboone5113

3y↑3

Adam chiming in to talk about reselling chocolate. Wonder why he’s concerned with $…. 🤔🤔🤔

@schnoz2372

3y↑2

Do not truffle with me!

@minamur

26w

adam, with the quickness of lightning to say that stav could resell the chocolate if he got stuck with the bill.

@BTM8109

2y↑1

I'm imagining the bank scene from Dark Knight but Stav is wearing Joker makeup and the vault is full of truffles

@kimmelom

2y↑2

I'm on a train listening to this with headphones. I just burst out laughing! LOUD! :)
HILLARIOUS! This just made my day :)

@brazoshopper5081

24w↑1

i'll be down 40k... but i would have SO MUCH chocolate

@kewltony

3y↑1

Take my lunch break, take too long,
Too long on my lunch break,
And they- sent me home,
On the Adam Friedland Show

@agentham

3y↑3

One of the few times I can recall Nick being happier was the Nightmare Before Christmas glory hole. And by happy, I mean gay.

@overweightactor

3y↑6

These drawings are the cutest Stav had every looked in his whole life.

@skittlyscooter1779

2y↑2

origin/source: happy fuckin mouth surgery day (5-5-2019) - Cum Town Premium (EP 141) somewhere around 1 hour and 5 mins

@dannychenski687

19w

This is way funnier than anyone gives it credit to be

@auggie87

3y↑2

Fuck yeah dude. That RULES!

@jrmungandr

3y↑1

“You’re still gonna eat the chocolates”

@borismuller86

34w

If Stav ever did this, he’d be given Swiss citizenship on the spot.

@emuscato9

“Excuse me sir I’d like to Chocolate to your manager .. I mean talk to your manager”😭😭

@therealCamoron

2y↑1

also the bit that broke Stav (financially)

@scoobertdoobert7893

1y↑1

Funniest part is that Stav legit believes 3 full years at a state school costs only 40k.

@chompushkabombushka3595

3y↑2

Great animation for this bit lol

@BIacklce

19w

Stav siting in his office like in scarface but its a big pile of m&m minis

@ChrisWEEZ

18w

It’s telling that the thing that brings Nick the most joy is one where he’s just making fun of Stav for being fat

@ScoundrelSFB

3y↑7

The fact the Stav looks like Gluttony from FMA is top notch

@lognig864

2y↑1

The truffles line makes me bust

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