Moe.
moe. Lyrics

What are you crazy, you know who I am
Are you out of your mind? Don't you recognize me?

(Moe Dee!) yes, I'm the man
Yes, it's me, Moe Dee, the one and only.

I am the flyest, cleanest, baddest, meanest
I am the coolest, most stylish, toughest rapper out there.

Rapper that walks the streets
I'm a rapper who is always seen on the streets.

My rhymes are always on point
My lyrics are consistently sharp and well-executed.

Smooth as an ointment
My flow is as smooth and soothing as an ointment.

I mitigate any beat
I effortlessly handle any beat or instrumental.

I'll take you where I want to go
I have the ability to guide and control the direction of the music.

I sound slick when I kick it on a slow tempo
I sound effortlessly cool and smooth when rapping over a slower beat.

And if you ask if there's someone better than Moe
And if you dare to question if there's a rapper superior to me,

Like Luther Vandross, they'll say, 'don't you know?
Just like when comparing me to Luther Vandross, they'll respond, 'Of course not!

Really, really, really don't you know?'
Absolutely, unquestionably, you should know by now.

Cause I'm a real rap warrior, Elite Astoria
Because I am a true warrior in the rap game, representing Elite Astoria.

I'll take on 104 of ya
I'm ready to battle and defeat 104 other rappers.

Highest paid rappers if they put up the plucks
Even the highest paid rappers would be no match for me in a battle.

And I'll prove that they're all ducks
And I will expose them as talentless imposters.

Cause I don't care nothin 'bout your money and gold
Because I couldn't care less about your wealth and material possessions.

Don't want to hear about how many recrods you sold
I have no interest in the number of records you have sold.

Cause none of that don't mean nothin to me
Because all of that means absolutely nothing to me.

Cause I'm 'the greatest' - but not Ali
I consider myself 'the greatest', but not like Muhammad Ali.

I'm cool Moe Dee
I am the calm and composed Moe Dee.

What are you senile, have you lost your mind?
Are you going senile? Have you completely lost your sanity?

I'm the greatest rapper of all time
I firmly believe that I am the greatest rapper in history.

If they had a rapper's hall of fame, bein that it's all a game
If there were a Hall of Fame for rappers, considering it's all just a competition,

I might not be down, because some rappers got a name
I might not be included, simply because some rappers are more widely known.

From screamin and yellin with hot records sellin
From being loud and boastful with highly successful records,

But your rhymes are smellin, that's why I'm tellin
But your lyrics are subpar, and that's why I am speaking up.

You, when I go, homeboy, I'm gone
You, my friend, when I leave, I am gone for good.

Cause I'm better but don't get me wrong
Because I am superior, but don't misunderstand me.

There is no disrespect meant, my only intent
I do not mean any disrespect, my only goal is

Is to get some of that cold cash to spend
To acquire a significant amount of money to enjoy.

Consider rappin as a competitive sport
I view rap as a competitive sport.

And we're all enemies on the court
And we are all adversaries in this arena.

But when the game is over I'll shake your hand
But once the competition is finished, I will show sportsmanship and extend my hand in a handshake.

Give ya a pound, cause you're still my man
Give you a fist bump, because you are still my friend.

But if you put both of us in front of a mic stand
But if you place both of us in front of a microphone stand,

Homeboy, it's a new game plan
My friend, it's a whole different strategy.

Cause I gotta disrespect ya, try to disconnect ya
Because I have to disrespect you, attempt to undermine and disengage you.

Break you down like a clown cause I'm an intellect, ya
To ridicule and diminish you, because I'm an intellectual.

Bird brain rappers I call hip-happers
I refer to unintelligent rappers as 'hip-happers'.

Not hip-hoppers, cause y'all just happen to
Not true hip-hop artists, because you just happen to

Be on a mic so you can hear your voice
Just grab a microphone to hear the sound of your own voice.

But your rhymes is Dunkenheins, soft and moist
But your lyrics are mediocre, unimpressive, and lacking substance.

Some rappers are too hard and others too soft
Some rappers are too aggressive and others are too weak.

But I'm perfect, I just go off
But I am flawless, I excel.

Because I depict rappin consumately
Because I portray the art of rapping perfectly.

Cause I'm 'the greatest' - but no Ali
Because I consider myself 'the greatest', but not like Ali.

I'm cool Moe Dee
I am the calm and composed Moe Dee.

Don't piss me, I know you miss me
Don't anger me, I know you yearn for my presence.

So now you think I fell off? Don't diss me
So now you believe I've lost my touch? Don't disrespect me.

Just use some innovation and close your eyes
Just be creative and envision something new, while closing your eyes.

And visualize us on the Enterprise
Imagine us on a spaceship called the Enterprise.

And set all coordinates on the subordinate
And set all directions towards the lesser rappers.

Rappers, beam em up, take their minds and broaden it
Rappers, transport them away, expand their minds and perspectives.

Set em back to Earth and watch the network
Send them back to Earth and see how they impact the rap industry.

Multiply by mega-millions, you witness a burst
Multiply their success exponentially, and you will see a massive explosion of talent.

Of a new society, rappers with variety
The birth of a new generation of diverse and versatile rappers.

So much prestige, flair and notoriety
Such a high level of prestige, style, and fame.

Michael and Prince would seem like small figures
Even the legendary Michael Jackson and Prince would pale in comparison.

It's hard to believe but think about it, it figures
It may be difficult to accept, but think about it, it makes sense.

I personify perfection and my mic is a tool
I embody perfection and my microphone is my weapon.

I make another rapper feel small as a molecule
I have the ability to make another rapper feel extremely insignificant.

There's no race no contest, I'll never have to jostle
There's no competition, no need for me to struggle.

They're small time, to them I am collossal
They're insignificant, compared to me I am gigantic.

I'm a gladiator with the image of a god
I am a fierce warrior with the poise and invincibility of a deity.

I'm powerful but camouflaged
I possess immense power, yet I remain hidden.

Like Moses had the power to separate the sea
Just like Moses had the power to part the sea.

I by the power invested in me
I, through the authority bestowed upon me,

Put words in rhythm, recite em as poem
Express my thoughts and emotions through rhythmic words, reciting them like a poem.

Put em on records to display em and show em
Record them to exhibit and showcase their brilliance.

To an entourage of fiends who are also loyal
To a group of devoted fans who are also addicted.

Who through their eyes are seeing me as the royal
Who, in their eyes, perceive me as royalty.

King that feed the hungry souls
The king who feeds the souls that crave my music.

That starve for excitement ????
That desperately long for excitement and fulfillment.

The Ice Man cometh, cool Moe Dee
The cool and composed Moe Dee arrives, like the Ice Man.

The messiah is rated on a higher marquee
The savior is placed on a higher level of recognition.

I be a god, apex of the hip-hop cult
I am a god, the pinnacle of the hip-hop culture.

I'm the leader rhyme breeder, yes, I am the ult-
I am the leader of creating rhymes, yes, I am the ultimate-

imate idolized figure, there's not a name bigger
idolized figure, there is no name more significant.

Than cool Moe Dee cause no one has the vigour
Than cool Moe Dee because no one has the energy and enthusiasm.

That I possess and that's cause I
That I have and that's because

Really feel that I'm the best, so I personify
I sincerely believe that I am the best, so I embody

Rap to the fullest, I totally perplex
Rap to the fullest extent, I completely confuse

The majority of rappers and they turn out vexed
The majority of rappers and they end up frustrated.

The other competition because of my position
Other rappers become anxious due to my status.

I don't stop rockin under no condition
I continue to rock and perform under any circumstance.

I rock non-stop but don't ever fatigue
I rock incessantly without ever getting tired.

And many experts in the busines are so intrigued
And many experts in the industry are so fascinated.

That they begin to draw conclusion, some askin questions
That they start to draw conclusions and some even question

Is it possible to rock by the power of suggestion?
If it's possible to captivate the audience solely through the power of suggestion?

Well that depends totally on the source of power
Well, that entirely depends on the origin of the power.

And if it's your brain, the answer's of course cause I'm a
And if it's your brain, then certainly the answer is yes, because I am

Auto-hypnotic, reverse-pschotic
Self-hypnotizing, mind-bending in a reverse manner.

That'll make you feel, if you want it I got it
That will make you experience intense feelings, if you desire it, I possess it.

Every second you spend with me
Every moment you spend in my presence

You know you feel that this is the place to be
You know deep inside that being here is the right choice.

Because I depict rappin consumately
Because I portray the art of rapping perfectly.

I'm 'the greatest' - but not Ali
I am 'the greatest', but not in the same way as Ali.

I'm cool Moe Dee
I am the calm and composed Moe Dee.