Star Wars
moosebutter Lyrics

You must use the force (repeat ad nauseum)
The force is essential to mastering the ways of the Jedis, and Luke Skywalker must use it to defeat Vader and the Dark Side.

Long time ago, far far away (repeat)
The story takes place in a galaxy far, far away, in the distant past.

Kiss a wookie, kick a droid Fly the falcon through an asteroid Till the princess is annoyed This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!
Star Wars is about epic space battles, strange creatures, and daring heroes, and it's a beloved franchise for generations of fans.

Come and help me, Obi-Wan X-wing fighter and a blaster gun Dance with Ewoks, oh what fun! This is spaceships, it's monsters, it's Star Wars, we love it!
Luke Skywalker needs the help of wise old Obi-Wan Kenobi, powerful weapons, and friendly Ewoks to save the galaxy.

Get in there you big, furry oaf I couldn't care less what you smell I take orders from only me Maybe you'd like it back in your cell Your Highness, your worshipfulness, your highness, your worshipfulness
Han Solo is a brash and independent smuggler who doesn't care what others think of him, not even Princess Leia.

No one cares if you upset a droid (nobody cares if you upset a droid) That's because droids don't tear your arms out of socket. (nobody cares) I suggest a new strategy: let the Wookie win That's because nobody cares if you upset a droid.
Droids are not as important as Wookies, who are strong and dangerous.

Now we listen to Luke whining: One more season... One more season... One more season... One more season... I was gonna go to Tosche Station for power converters Now I guess I'm going nowhere. It just isn't fair.
Luke is a young farm boy who dreams of being a pilot, but he's stuck on his uncle's moisture farm doing chores.

Woooooookiee (repeat)
The Wookie is a fearsome creature known for its signature growl.

Someone move this walking carpet (repeat)
Princess Leia is not impressed by Chewbacca's shaggy appearance.

Kiss your brother, Kiss your brother (repeat)
Leia and Luke are siblings, though they don't know it at first.

Princess Leia Well I guess you don't know anything about women.
Leia is a strong and independent woman who doesn't take kindly to men underestimating her.

Who's your daddy? (repeat)
Vader is Luke and Leia's father, though they don't know it yet.

Luke, I'm your father (That's not true!) It is useless to resist (My hand!) Come with me my son, We will rule (I'll never join you!) Search your feelings it is true
Vader reveals to Luke that he is his father and tries to convince him to join the Dark Side, but Luke refuses.

So you have a twin sister Who Obi-Wan was wise to hide (Is that Leia?) If you will not turn Then perhaps she will Give in to your hate You are mine
Vader realizes that Leia is Luke's sister and threatens to turn her to the Dark Side if Luke won't join him.

Long Long Long Time Ago, Far Far Far Away (repeat)
The story takes place far in the past, in a galaxy far away from ours.

So Let's go (go go go to the movies) Stand in line (buy buy buy me some popcorn) Cause it's al- (please I'd like extra butter) Most the time (Join the dark side...) May the Force be with you all
Star Wars is an epic adventure best experienced on the big screen, with plenty of snacks and a reminder to stay on the Light Side.

John Williams is the man
The iconic Star Wars soundtrack is composed by John Williams, who is known for his incredible skill and talent.