Advice from a Divorced Gentleman to His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage
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You should stay away from roses
And be careful to avoid
Chocolate hearts
Keep distant from romantic notions
'Cause that's where love
Most often starts

Be sure to steer clear of diamonds
And mink coats are most certainly out too
For if she goes in for that kind of thing
Just might fall then what you will do

You know you've always been the sort
Who's truly only fond of the sport
And who will never be satisfied
Reclining in slippers by the fireside
With a wife's constant nagging
For things that you can't provide
Who no longer bears resemblance
To that soft spoken flower
You were so desperate to have for your bride

Too much conversing with a woman
Tends to dull a man's wit

Never be taken in by poets
Who claim that love if it's pure will never fade
Though love may last all right in a bibliotheque
In the real world man its too easily unmade

So don't take your freedom for granted
Don't let curiosity take you for a ride
As years drag on when you wake up next to her




You'll wish that in your sleep you had died
You'll wish you had died

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to this song give advice to a bachelor friend who is considering marriage. The advice giver offers several cautionary tales about the dangers of love and romantic notions, warning his friend to avoid roses, chocolate hearts, diamonds, and mink coats, as these are all typical gifts associated with love and romance. The advice giver suggests that if his friend's future wife is into those types of things, there may be trouble ahead.


The advice giver goes on to warn his friend about the perils of marriage, cautioning him that he may find himself trapped in a nagging, unsatisfying relationship with a wife who bears no resemblance to the soft-spoken flower he once coveted. He also warns his friend to be wary of poets and their claims that love will never fade, suggesting that such notions are best left to the pages of a book rather than applied to real-life relationships. The song ends by warning the bachelor friend not to take his freedom for granted, as he may one day come to regret giving it up in exchange for a loveless marriage.


Line by Line Meaning

You should stay away from roses
Avoid traditional romantic gestures like giving roses.


And be careful to avoid
Take caution to stay away from anything that might give the impression of grand gestures of love.


Chocolate hearts
Avoid giving heart-shaped boxes of chocolate, another typical symbol of love.


Keep distant from romantic notions
Refrain from indulging in romantic thoughts or fantasies, as they are often fueled by love.


'Cause that's where love
Romantic ideas and gestures can ignite feelings of love.


Most often starts
These romantic notions are often where love begins.


Be sure to steer clear of diamonds
Avoid expensive jewelry as a means of wooing a woman.


And mink coats are most certainly out too
Avoid trying to impress a woman with luxurious fur clothing, like mink coats.


For if she goes in for that kind of thing
If she is attracted to material things, she may not truly love you for who you are.


Just might fall then what you will do
If you fall for her, you may be obligated to keep her satisfied with material possessions, leading you away from your true interests.


You know you've always been the sort
You have a specific personality type that makes you unsuitable for marriage.


Who's truly only fond of the sport
You are passionate about sports and other activities that a spouse may not be able to keep up with.


And who will never be satisfied
You are someone who cannot be content with just a marriage and family life.


Reclining in slippers by the fireside
Sitting idly and enjoying the comforts of home is not in your nature.


With a wife's constant nagging
Marriage may come with more problems than joy, such as a spouse who constantly complains.


For things that you can't provide
A spouse with expectations you cannot fulfill will only lead to problems.


Who no longer bears resemblance
A spouse will inevitably change with time, potentially losing the qualities you found attractive.


To that soft spoken flower
The idealized version of your spouse as a gentle and delicate flower will disappear with reality.


You were so desperate to have for your bride
Your eagerness to marry may have blinded you to the reality of the difficulties that come with it.


Too much conversing with a woman
Talking too much to a woman could dull your wit.


Tends to dull a man's wit
Excessive conversation with a woman could cause you to lose your sharpness and intelligence.


Never be taken in by poets
Do not believe the romantic stories or promises made by poets.


Who claim that love if it's pure will never fade
Poets often say that true love never fades, but this is not always the case.


Though love may last all right in a bibliotheque
Love stories may last forever in literature, but reality is different from fiction.


In the real world man its too easily unmade
In reality, love can be easily destroyed.


So don't take your freedom for granted
Do not give up your freedom and independence for a committed relationship without careful consideration and acceptance.


Don't let curiosity take you for a ride
Do not let curiosity or the desire to experiment dictate your choices in relationships.


As years drag on when you wake up next to her
Marriage can be challenging, especially as time goes on and the initial excitement fades.


You'll wish that in your sleep you had died
You may regret ever getting married and want to escape it at any cost.


You'll wish you had died
Marriage may become an unbearable trap that leaves you feeling desperate for a way out.




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Mario Calabrese

I'm so gay for the gay parade

Kevtron9000

i so agree listened to this a million times. a true gem

Crystal Beth

You should stay away from roses
And be careful to avoid
chocolate hearts
Keep distant from romantic notions
Cause that's where love
most often starts

Be sure to steer clear of diamonds
And mink coats are most certainly out too
For if she goes in for that kind of thing
Just might fall then what you will do

You know you've always been the sort
Who's truly only fond of the sport
And who will never be satisfied
Reclining in slippers by the fireside
With a wife's constant nagging
for things that you can't provide
Who no longer bears resemblance
to that soft spoken flower
You were so desperate to have for your bride

Too much conversing with a woman
tends to dull a man's wit

Never be taken in by poets
Who claim that love if it's pure will never fade
Though love may last all right in a bibliotheque
In the real world man its too easily unmade

So don't take your freedom for granted
Don't let curiosity take you for a ride
As years drag on when you wake up next to her
You'll wish that in your sleep you had died
You'll wish you had died

Herudnoldan

One of my favorite songs ever

Dannae Cerda Rodríguez

amazing song

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amazing

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